Oh dear. I have so much to write about. I suppose that’s what I get for thinking I could take a week off. Silly me. With all that you people put me through, this class project better land me a job at the LA Times at the very least.
When I last left my dear readers, school was just about to start back up. Not that it really makes a difference because many of you decide to skip more often than not. Education is important!
First things first, even though @aucarriewilson and @askaukaylamade up, it looks like Dirty Candi is no more. So auditions went ahead for @askelizabethpatterson and @askaukayla. @askjaredthejockdavis was the only one to make it into the band. No surprise there, but congrats anyway. Chaz, you did amazing sweetie. I’m glad someone around here appreciates me.
Moving right along! I either need to spend way more or way less time in the coffee shop. You all definitely give me material to write about but there are some things I really wish I hadn’t heard. Or seen. I’m glad some of you decided to reach out to do something other than yell at me but honestly I think the message I got from @askauwillie was worse. There are things I really wish I didn’t know about @askcamjones.
My colleagues told that the apartment of this blog’s previous writer has been filled. Condolences to whoever moved in there. The last guy was really weird and they never did tell us what happened to him. I’m sure it’s fine.
Sources report that @asknoahparker is pregnant. When your friends said they wanted souvenirs from Canada, I don’t think that’s what they meant. I can’t imagine her sister took that very well either. There was another pregnancy scare from @askdenisegreen. Her’s turned out to be a false alarm but she found out in the worst possible way, landing her a visit to this city’s favorite doctor, @askamybanks.
In couples news, @askauwillie and @askaualexmercer celebrated their one month anniversary with a date in an undisclosed location. They don’t need to get in trouble for that. They’ve been through enough.
Last time I mentioned that @asktechiezeke and @askaukayla were back together but things seemed weird with @asksashawilson. Well, that problem was solved by the couple just adding Sasha to the relationship. I’m happy for you guys.
In light of the stories about @aucarriewilson‘s birth mother, Trevor Wilson has returned to Los Feliz to do damage control. Sources have seen him spending a lot of time in one of the city’s 5 star hotels but his reason for being there remains unnamed (with his reputation, we all know it’s a woman). Bonnie Pratchett was also seen in town and rumor has it that her and Carrie are getting to know each other. I can’t imagine Trevor is happy about that, what with the NDA and all.
So much more has happened in the last 2 weeks but those were the highlights. Sorry to everyone I didn’t talk about but that’s on you for not coming to me with your stories.
As always, thank you for reading and stay tuned. ¡Adiós!
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