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@askbailout
Anyone want me to draw something?
Commissions are open and my prices are low. I can get a commission done in about a day, and I’m open to any alterations should there need to be any done. I will draw anything you want so long as it’s not realism. I especially love to draw other people’s OCs.
A Cybertronian Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas and on the metal planet
Not a creature was stirring, not even a petrorabbit
Stockings were hung by the air vents with care
In hopes the prime Optimus would soon be there
The air ducts rattled with exclamations of “FUCK!!!”
But what would emerge was not the jolly truck
A helm with one optic crash into the room
All cybertronians know tis the mech whom
Goes by the name of the Christmas Grinch
But in all actuality it’s just the Whirl binch
He broke through the cieling and tore down the tree
He stole all the presents with the utmost of glee
Then to the kitchen to eat every ration
Then putting on the stockings for a small bit of fashion
Then into the berthrooms he slunk and he slithered
Trying and failing to imitate a lizard
He pulled out some gasoline and set the room on fire
And he stood back and watched as the flames went higher.
Then back to the air ducts to find some good cover
Awaiting a reflex response from the other
Cyclonus awoke to a startling sight
His entire frame surrounded by scorching light
He screamed “HOLY PIT”
For he was in deep shit
And he knew who the culprit may be
He crashed through the walls
And the flame decked halls
Tearing his way to the vent
and inside it he goes
To kill the source of his woes
To which he did find
Every present torn open
and the culprit caught red handed
He snarled and then
Reached out a servo
And wrung out Whirl’s long ass neck and killed a binch
But didn’t really kill da binch cause that’s not how he rolls
Optimus: “Merry Christmas to all and to all a good-”
Whirl: “FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
The end (\o3o/)
A Cybertronian Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas and on the metal planet
Not a creature was stirring, not even a petrorabbit
Stockings were hung by the air vents with care
In hopes the prime Optimus would soon be there
The air ducts rattled with exclamations of “FUCK!!!”
But what would emerge was not the jolly truck
A helm with one optic crash into the room
All cybertronians know tis the mech whom
Goes by the name of the Christmas Grinch
But in all actuality it’s just the Whirl binch
He broke through the cieling and tore down the tree
He stole all the presents with the utmost of glee
Then to the kitchen to eat every ration
Then putting on the stockings for a small bit of fashion
Then into the berthrooms he slunk and he slithered
Trying and failing to imitate a lizard
He pulled out some gasoline and set the room on fire
And he stood back and watched as the flames went higher.
Then back to the air ducts to find some good cover
Awaiting a reflex response from the other
Cyclonus awoke to a startling sight
His entire frame surrounded by scorching light
He screamed “HOLY PIT”
For he was in deep shit
And he knew who the culprit may be
He crashed through the walls
And the flame decked halls
Tearing his way to the vent
and inside it he goes
To kill the source of his woes
To which he did find
Every present torn open
and the culprit caught red handed
He snarled and then
Reached out a servo
And wrung out Whirl’s long ass neck and killed a binch
But didn’t really kill da binch cause that’s not how he rolls
Optimus: “Merry Christmas to all and to all a good-”
Whirl: “FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
The end (\o3o/)
HOLIDAY SALE!!!
Got a friend or family member that has a character they want drawn but can’t draw it themselves?Maybe your friend has a character they don’t have a reference image for and are tired of typing out long winded descriptions… Or maybe they wish there was fan art of their characters, but no one is willing to draw them? Well do I have some great news for you!!!
starting today (12/24/19) and lasting until New Years (01/01/20) All of my commissions are half off!!!! That’s right, and entire 50% off my commission prices starting as low as $0.50(USD) and the most expensive commission level is only $7.50(USD)!!!
((I will draw anything except Micheal Bay style mechs, I don’t do realism (I’m a cartoon artist!!!) and for any 18+ content, I will ask for ID for obvious reasons.))
Payment will be directed via paypal to keep things simple and hassle free. All payments will be made to [email protected] and the username is Baillie Tanner.
To see original commissions page, follow the link provided and feel free to message me if you have any questions.
https://artisticabomination22.tumblr.com/post/189584787547/commissions-page
Commissions Page
I MADE A NEW ART BLOG AND COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN AND BETTER LOOKING THAN EVER GO CHECK IT OUT!!! I’ve already been commissioned a few times since I returned from my journey into the most creative depths of my being... so come one come all! Your commissions will be done within a day or two, my prices are cheap and reasonable, and I love to draw! You can even use your finished commission for whatever you like, just be sure if anyone asks where you got the image, you send em my way.
A Cybertronian Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas and on the metal planet
Not a creature was stirring, not even a petrorabbit
Stockings were hung by the air vents with care
In hopes the prime Optimus would soon be there
The air ducts rattled with exclamations of “FUCK!!!”
But what would emerge was not the jolly truck
A helm with one optic crash into the room
All cybertronians know tis the mech whom
Goes by the name of the Christmas Grinch
But in all actuality it’s just the Whirl binch
He broke through the cieling and tore down the tree
He stole all the presents with the utmost of glee
Then to the kitchen to eat every ration
Then putting on the stockings for a small bit of fashion
Then into the berthrooms he slunk and he slithered
Trying and failing to imitate a lizard
He pulled out some gasoline and set the room on fire
And he stood back and watched as the flames went higher.
Then back to the air ducts to find some good cover
Awaiting a reflex response from the other
Cyclonus awoke to a startling sight
His entire frame surrounded by scorching light
He screamed “HOLY PIT”
For he was in deep shit
And he knew who the culprit may be
He crashed through the walls
And the flame decked halls
Tearing his way to the vent
and inside it he goes
To kill the source of his woes
To which he did find
Every present torn open
and the culprit caught red handed
He snarled and then
Reached out a servo
And wrung out Whirl’s long ass neck and killed a binch
But didn’t really kill da binch cause that’s not how he rolls
Optimus: “Merry Christmas to all and to all a good-”
Whirl: “FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
The end (\o3o/)
Where do i even start (open rp starter
Bailout sat all alone in a dark corner on the streets of Cybertron, faceplates burried in her arms. She had many scars and dents. Her brilliant royal blue paint scratched and chipped beyond recognition. She had returned to Cybertron, called back home by vector sigma... Only to find absolutely no familiar faces and everyone behaving hostile towards her for being an autobot, raging about how her kind started the war and she should go die and take Optimus with her. What was happening? Who were these people? She had half a processor to round her crew back up and board Junkpile and never look back. There was no way this was home. She could really use a familiar face to calm her nerves and help her feel... A little less alone. "what would dad do?... Pit, what would grandpa do? I just dunno anymore... Where even are dad and grandpa? I haven't seen eiher of em for... Well... Slag, i can't remember! I think it's actually been a few decades since i've seen anyone other than my crew and the numbskulls we been takin down!... If only they knew" she huffed to herself
Send 🎤 to overhear my muse singing
(situation is up to mun, e.g. in shower, whilst cleaning, in car etc.)
Do you have a patron or ko-fi? That way people can donate money to you. :)
My patreon username is th4t-0n3-1nv151b73-p3rs0n and my paypal email is [email protected]
If yall can help to to at least $500, tjat’d mean i could pay it all off in a month or less, which is the goal. Please, even a dollar per person that sees this will help if we can get 500 people to commission for $1, then i can afford to pay off my bills and potentially still move out by the first of may
Please help me! My prices are cheap and i'l draw anything you want… Even something as absurd as Optimus Prime riding a giant Pinkie Pie into the sunset, i do not care what you want, i will do it! Say that word!
Commissions!
I’ll save the sob story. In short… Hospital bills!!!!
Without further blabbering, here’s my prices with examples included!
Sketches -$1 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Line art - $5 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Flat color - $10 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Shading (no back/foreground)- $20 ^^^^^^^^^^^
Backround/ foreground -$25 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Rp icons/emotes -$10 (or 3 for $20)
Tell me what you want and the price teir and i’ll get started on it. You don’t pay till you’re satisfied with the results and feel you’ve gotten your money’s worth
Rebloging to side blog cause i gotta pay for that little fall i took back in winter if i wanna not have garnished paychecks and to get out of debt faster. I owe a total of $1,300. If yall can help me reach that goal as soon as possible, it'd be fabulous and i wouldn't be handed over to a collections agency.
#3!
Bailout was influenced more by Kup and his war stories than anything. As a sparkling her evenings were spent being watched over by “gampa Kup” (she had trouble with R’s and W’s and the L sounds were all Y sounds) drinking sweet grade while he regailed her with tales of petro rabbits and how the dust was so thick you needed windshield wipers for your optics! So she decided she wanted to have as many war stories as Kup and eventually convinced Kup and Springer to let her join the wreckers
Hasbro: so yeah transformers are robots, they dont have sex, they dont have any realtionships except of the suspiciously het sexless variety, their reproduction is very construction-y th
Rescue Bots: eggs. They lay eggs. They have tiny adorable babyformers. Babies.
Hasbro: uhhhhh
Bayverse: babies and eggs and egg sacs
Hasbro: UHHHHHHH
Jro:… Babies and Gay Canoodling and Mpreg
Hasbro: oKAY
passive procced
tryin to visualize nsfw in transformers fics
Existing transformers games:
-you punch and kill some things
Games fans want:
-gay robot dating sim
-collect rodimus stars through increasingly stupid and bizarre tasks
-incompetent robot doctor sim
-rhythm game ala kinnect star wars dance game but with giant robots
-undercover cybertronian is forced to work office job via holoform while also going on missons. Bonus if the player character is markedly bad at pretending to be human. Triple bonus if other office workers are also aliens of various species but the player must spy on them while pretending not to notice they’re aliens
-literally anything with lost light shenanigans
-two player game where you each play as components of a headmaster and have to coordinate your controller movements and maintain drift compatibility while fighting
-minicon guerilla warfare
-a game where you play as soundwave and your only goal is to adopt every smaller robot you come across
-a game in which you play as whirl and hes whirl and its gr8
-a game entirely dedicated to jet judo
-transformers dress up/doll maker
-optimus prime is the player character but except instead of fighting your only goal is to avoid ratchet as he tries to bring you in for a physical. Bonus if its a two player and the other person plays ratchet
-prowl flipping tables: the game
i would play the shit out of these
I need all of these in my life
My friend sent me this after she won 3000 dollars off a scratch off. Reblog so that you can have good luck too
that’s a lot of dollars
IT WORKES I GOT PAID THREE DAYS EARLY
THAT’S FUCKING AWESOME
