not a dog

creature of the night. that's me.

[askmeowmarth]

So how many people have asked you about askbarkmarth yet?

Perhaps I should change that…

[askbarkmarth-blog]

[askdarkmarth]

[sniffs cautiously] i hope you're FELINE fine bc you're lookin purrfect Uw0 [wags tail] nice to meet you, you can call me bark if you wish~

oh, i-it’s… nice to meet you too……

((M!A: 3/10))

[askbarkmarth-blog]

now you LISTEN HERE.

I may be a wolf, but i am a PRINCE as well, and as you appear to be the same, you would do well to REMEMBER that.

[askdarkmarth]

i really didn’t mean to offend.

i’m dark. it’s nice to meet you.

[askbarkmarth-blog]

i-it’s nice to meet you too.

are you always a cat because it’s kind of. distracting.

[askdarkmarth]

why don’t we try this again when i’m back to normal. i’m sure we’ll both benefit.

[askbarkmarth-blog]

[askbarkmarth-blog]

ask-prince-marth:

[askbarkmarth-blog]

[ikegreils]

askbarkmarth:

[ikegreils]

[askbarkmarth-blog]

[askbarkmarth-blog]

[ikegreils]

SPEAK UP BEFORE I DECIDE TO LET MY TEMPER GET THE BEST OF ME.

[askbarkmarth-blog]

[ikegreils]

[askbarkmarth-blog]

[askbarkmarth-blog]

[ikegreils]

SPEAK UP BEFORE I DECIDE TO LET MY TEMPER GET THE BEST OF ME.

[askbarkmarth-blog]

[askbarkmarth-blog]

does your wolf form have any extra abilities?

[askbarkmarth-blog]

[askbarkmarth-blog]

hey muttface, lick my ass

h-huh?? oh sHIT

[ikegreils]

What’s gotten into everybody lately?

[askbarkmarth-blog]

i spend all that time trying to figure out how to just TALK to him, and now...

[askbarkmarth-blog]

hey muttface, lick my ass

h-huh?? oh sHIT

[askbarkmarth-blog]

hey furball! another one's in trouble but i don't have scent so may you help me?

I'M HALF TEMPTED TO MAKE YOU MY FIRST KILL OF THE NIGHT FOR ASKING SUCH A STUPID QUESTION. YOUR SCENTS AND QUESTS HOLD NO INTEREST FOR ME. MY ANSWER IS, FUCK OFF, I'M LOOKING FOR SOMEONE.

(UNLESS YOU KNOW WHERE THAT FULL-OF-HIMSELF MARTH IS WITH THE ABSURD TATTOO...)

[ask-the-cursed-hero]

*picks up your scent and approaches, growling*

Could it… no, it’s different. I feel loyal to the other scent, despite being Human. This Wolf scent is familiar though…  

[askbarkmarth-blog]

AND WHO MIGHT YOU BE, GREEN WOLF? IF YOU’RE SEEKING FOR A FIGHT, I’M BORED OF THE IDEA ALREADY SO DON’T BOTHER. HA! NOT TO MENTION YOU REEK OF HUMAN, YET CARRY NO BLOOD ON YOUR FUR TO SHOW A KILL. WHAT DO YOU SEEK, OH MOSSY ONE?

[askbarkmarth-blog]

Come on show us your final form..!!!*Full moon appears*

ah s-shit no!! I need to get to my shift chamber before i--

aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH--

YOU WERE SAYING YOU WISHED TO SEE MY FINAL FORM?

[askbarkmarth-blog]

Hi I'm Chibi Marf. ^w^ Can I put a leash on you and take you out for a walk? Pwetty please??

exCUSE ME. i may have the ears and tail of a wolf but i am NOT your DOG. i am a PRINCE and you would do well to remember that.

[askbarkmarth-blog]

You wanna treat boy,huh,wanna treat? How bout this stick,GO FETCH!

oh g-god this is b-bad! anon please take those away before i-

well shit

[askbarkmarth-blog]

do u eat birds q-q

[ask-red-marth-archived-deactiva]

heyo, nice to eat you... i mean meet you!! meet you. do you always look so delicious? i mean cUTE! do you always look so cute. you're very cute.

m!a 5/5

[askbarkmarth-blog]

s-sorry!! i really am oh man... sometimes i j-just get so hungry, yanno? and you smell so good...