So how many people have asked you about askbarkmarth yet?
Perhaps I should change that…
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So how many people have asked you about askbarkmarth yet?
Perhaps I should change that…
[sniffs cautiously] i hope you're FELINE fine bc you're lookin purrfect Uw0 [wags tail] nice to meet you, you can call me bark if you wish~
oh, i-it’s… nice to meet you too……
((M!A: 3/10))
now you LISTEN HERE.
I may be a wolf, but i am a PRINCE as well, and as you appear to be the same, you would do well to REMEMBER that.
i really didn’t mean to offend.
i’m dark. it’s nice to meet you.
i-it’s nice to meet you too.
are you always a cat because it’s kind of. distracting.
why don’t we try this again when i’m back to normal. i’m sure we’ll both benefit.
ask-prince-marth:
askbarkmarth:
SPEAK UP BEFORE I DECIDE TO LET MY TEMPER GET THE BEST OF ME.
SPEAK UP BEFORE I DECIDE TO LET MY TEMPER GET THE BEST OF ME.
does your wolf form have any extra abilities?
hey muttface, lick my ass
h-huh?? oh sHIT
What’s gotten into everybody lately?
i spend all that time trying to figure out how to just TALK to him, and now...
hey muttface, lick my ass
h-huh?? oh sHIT
hey furball! another one's in trouble but i don't have scent so may you help me?
I'M HALF TEMPTED TO MAKE YOU MY FIRST KILL OF THE NIGHT FOR ASKING SUCH A STUPID QUESTION. YOUR SCENTS AND QUESTS HOLD NO INTEREST FOR ME. MY ANSWER IS, FUCK OFF, I'M LOOKING FOR SOMEONE.
(UNLESS YOU KNOW WHERE THAT FULL-OF-HIMSELF MARTH IS WITH THE ABSURD TATTOO...)
*picks up your scent and approaches, growling*
Could it… no, it’s different. I feel loyal to the other scent, despite being Human. This Wolf scent is familiar though…
AND WHO MIGHT YOU BE, GREEN WOLF? IF YOU’RE SEEKING FOR A FIGHT, I’M BORED OF THE IDEA ALREADY SO DON’T BOTHER. HA! NOT TO MENTION YOU REEK OF HUMAN, YET CARRY NO BLOOD ON YOUR FUR TO SHOW A KILL. WHAT DO YOU SEEK, OH MOSSY ONE?
Come on show us your final form..!!!*Full moon appears*
ah s-shit no!! I need to get to my shift chamber before i--
aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH--
YOU WERE SAYING YOU WISHED TO SEE MY FINAL FORM?
Hi I'm Chibi Marf. ^w^ Can I put a leash on you and take you out for a walk? Pwetty please??
exCUSE ME. i may have the ears and tail of a wolf but i am NOT your DOG. i am a PRINCE and you would do well to remember that.
You wanna treat boy,huh,wanna treat? How bout this stick,GO FETCH!
oh g-god this is b-bad! anon please take those away before i-
well shit
do u eat birds q-q
heyo, nice to eat you... i mean meet you!! meet you. do you always look so delicious? i mean cUTE! do you always look so cute. you're very cute.
m!a 5/5
s-sorry!! i really am oh man... sometimes i j-just get so hungry, yanno? and you smell so good...