Dude, it's been two years.

Is Bendy still a thing? (foul words).

[askbensonthebodyguard]

years ago I was your friend, now Im dead because you ate me. Riddle: What am I?

"I thought I killed you."

[askbensonthebodyguard]

How are you doing Benson?

(Sorry for the late answer.)

[askbensonthebodyguard]

"I've been stuck in this toilet for two years, please help me.

[ask-the-sweetest-angel-deactiva]

Step up and get ready to tussle

“Oh yea baby..but first I need a drink”

*sips*

“Ah..that’s cranberlisious”

[askbensonthebodyguard]

Much respect comrade, I find the cranberry of the Sprite quite delicious.

But we must now TUSSLE!!

[father-of-coffee-deactivated201]

Ugly cunt

[thatonesoso]

(This wasn’t me :)…..)

[father-of-coffee-deactivated201]

You fucker

[thatonesoso]

huhuhuhu~

[askbensonthebodyguard]

Didn't I shoot you bro?

[thatonesoso]

mheeheelegs

[inkgalaxys-deactivated20190821]

[thatonesoso]

[inkgalaxys-deactivated20190821]

[thatonesoso]

[inkgalaxys-deactivated20190821]

[thatonesoso]

[inkgalaxys-deactivated20190821]

[thatonesoso]

[askbensonthebodyguard]

Now what is this?

[xxxtoony-brosxxx]

Are U, by any chance, made of C H O C O L E T?

[askbensonthebodyguard]

Strawco:Yeah.

Mellio:*protective wolf bro activated*

Strawco: Mellio it’s fine. *Makes a chocolate heart appear and hands it to you* here you go mister.

Mellio:*watches you*

(lol)

[xxxtoony-brosxxx]

Strawco:*smiles* Your welcome! ^w^

Mellio: >:/ *watches you*

( XD)

[askbensonthebodyguard]

What’s wrong with the dog?

[xxxtoony-brosxxx]

Strawco: He protects me. He doesn’t want me to get hurt.

Mellio:*watched silently*

[askbensonthebodyguard]

Makes sence.

Would the doggy care for a Scooby snack.

[xxxtoony-brosxxx]

Mellio: No.>:/

Strawco: What he means is no thank you. He doesn’t like those very much.

[askbensonthebodyguard]

Suit yourself

( eats Scooby snacks)

[xxxtoony-brosxxx]

Are U, by any chance, made of C H O C O L E T?

[askbensonthebodyguard]

Strawco:Yeah.

Mellio:*protective wolf bro activated*

Strawco: Mellio it’s fine. *Makes a chocolate heart appear and hands it to you* here you go mister.

Mellio:*watches you*

(lol)

[xxxtoony-brosxxx]

Strawco:*smiles* Your welcome! ^w^

Mellio: >:/ *watches you*

( XD)

[askbensonthebodyguard]

What’s wrong with the dog?

[xxxtoony-brosxxx]

Strawco: He protects me. He doesn’t want me to get hurt.

Mellio:*watched silently*

[askbensonthebodyguard]

Makes sence.

Would the doggy care for a Scooby snack.

[xxxtoony-brosxxx]

Are U, by any chance, made of C H O C O L E T?

[askbensonthebodyguard]

Strawco:Yeah.

Mellio:*protective wolf bro activated*

Strawco: Mellio it’s fine. *Makes a chocolate heart appear and hands it to you* here you go mister.

Mellio:*watches you*

(lol)

[xxxtoony-brosxxx]

Strawco:*smiles* Your welcome! ^w^

Mellio: >:/ *watches you*

( XD)

[askbensonthebodyguard]

What's wrong with the dog?

[askbensonthebodyguard]

Hey Ben and I make for you cake🍰 And a 🍔

Oh boy,thank you

( not able to draw sorry)

[xxxtoony-brosxxx]

Are U, by any chance, made of C H O C O L E T?

Strawco:Yeah.

Mellio:*protective wolf bro activated*

Strawco: Mellio it's fine. *Makes a chocolate heart appear and hands it to you* here you go mister.

Mellio:*watches you*

(lol)

[askbensonthebodyguard]

Thanks, that tasted very good man.

[ask-the-most-friendly-demon-blog]

Hello.

“Hello?”

[askbensonthebodyguard]

Do you how do.

[artdemoncat-deactivated20260429]

Hey buddy, got any food?

yus i have

[askbensonthebodyguard]

I like to take your whole stock.

[bendythegaydemon]

wait- its peide month

uh- gendy kills all homophobes

[askbensonthebodyguard]

You legit look like Brock Samson from venture Bros.

[askbensonthebodyguard]

*give u da cheddar*

[askbensonthebodyguard]

Chris Hansen please take a seat..... We know.

Seated

So what do you know?

[thatonesoso]

Remeber kids don’t point a gun at some murderer demon-

ESPECIALLY THIS PEICE OF SH-

[askbensonthebodyguard]

(points gun) but I like pointing guns at some murderer demon.

[thatonesoso]

But you can’t do that

[askbensonthebodyguard]

Sad face.

[thatonesoso]

Don’t give me that face

[askbensonthebodyguard]

Sadder face.

[thatonesoso]

✋

[askbensonthebodyguard]

Ok I'll stop