This angle needs to Tri harder.

ASK BILL CIPHER BLOG [ YOU'RE NOT GETTING MY REAL BLOG! AHAHAHAHAH! ]

[askbillchiper]

I'M STARTING A.. 'TUMBLR'? ASKBLOG? WHAT LINGO ARE YOU PEOPLE USING?

FORDSIE TOLD ME ABOUT THIS WEBSITE SHOOTING STAR SHOWED HIM. IT'S MY TURN TO SHINE.

HOW THE HELL DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK!? THIS IS UNFORTUNATE. I TRIED TURNING IT OFF, IT WON'T LET ME! THIS IS SO ANNOYING!

I'M STILL FIGURING THIS DAMNED WEBSITE OUT.

WHAT IS 'DNI'? ..QUICK SEARCH ON THE INSTA-WEB, AND IT MEANS 'DO NOT INTERACT'.

UH, DNI.

PUNY HUMANS WHO LIKE SEEING PEOPLE GET TORN APART. I FIND PAIN FUNNY, BUT YOU'RE ALL FREAKS.

I'M A LITERAL TRIANGLE GODSEND!?! NO HEAVY PORN, WHATEVER THE HELL THAT IS.

THAT'S LITERALLY IT. EDIT: NO, I WILL NOT DONATE ANYTHING TO YOU. EDIT ONCE AGAIN: SPAMMING MY ASKBOX IS FINE. I GENUINELY WANT TO INTERACT WITH MORE MORTALS, AND THIS INSTA-WEBSITE THING IS PERFECT FOR THAT. ASK AWAY. EDIT X3: MY EX-HUSBANDO IS @fordpinesofficial! WE HAVE A KID. THEIR NAME IS HEXAGON. UHH, THEIR BIRTHDAY IS OCT. 10TH. EDIT 4: MY FAMILY: @hexagonalthing @nightmares-and-dreams-come-true EDIT 5: MINI ME!!: @baby-bill-rp

[askbillchiper]

Hola! Como estas?

...

*THROWS 100 PENNIES AT YOU*

-money anon returns

AJ0JOONNONOOAIOUTGUFVIVFKJGELJASVHIJOIUOBHAOPIJ

[askbillchiper]

Do you remover someone asking you about someone impersonating you, and you said why would someone do that? …. What if it was to get close to your kids to cause harm?

...I DON'T LIKE THAT IDEA.

[askbillchiper]

I hath returned with more grapes.

*sets them in front of you*

:3 enjoy.

-spiral creature 🌀🌀🌀🌀🌀

OH. OK. THANKS

[askbillchiper]

I heard there was someone with the Midas touch

(I am talking about the money anon)

@voice-of-lies 

YOU'RE THE VOICE OF LIES I'M NOT GONNA LISTEN TO YOU

[askbillchiper]

>:3

*Gives you a single grape and leaves*

-spiral creature 🌀🌀🌀🌀🌀

...THANKS? I GUESS?

[askbillchiper]

Guess who~

*THROWS 20 NICKLES AT YOU*

I will never stop.

-money anon

ASRHBFUDOSJWU4F SFURWNSRSTOOOOOOOOOOOOP.

[askbillchiper]

Who would win in this fight?

Money Anon vs Water Anon

I'M PLACING MY BETS ON MONEY ANON. THOUGH ANNOYING, MONEY ANON DIDN'T END UP TEMPORARILY KILLING ME

[askbillchiper]

(Throws 10 dimes at you)

I WILL NEVER LEAVE! HAHAHA!

-The Money anon

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[askbillchiper]

IM BACK MFER!!!

(Throws 4 quarters at you)

-The Money Anon

ABGAHJRDFCFHSJKD. STOP STOP STOP IT LEAVE ME ALONE

[askbillchiper]

Be careful! Might develop dementia next! /j

WHAAAAAAAT.

[askbillchiper]

So.. congrats on getting the temporary grandfather title! :)

OK SO NOW MY LIFE IS OVER I'M CLASSIFIED AS 'OLD' NOW

[askbillchiper]

[my bad wrong askblog ending it all now]-mod

[askbillchiper]

*throws two half-dollar coins at you*

-the money anon

AHAFHUGYHUJFYICFUJLDK

[askbillchiper]

You don't want me to throw a $1 bill at you? OK!

*throws a dollar coin at you instead*

OW OW WHAT THE HELL I DON'T WANT YOU TO THROW ANYTHING AT ME

[askbillchiper]

*get Kraft singles'd!*

*you now have a Kraft singles on you*

WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THAT

[askbillchiper]

*throws a single $1 bill at you*

AGHJAHGHJK

DON'T DO THAT