How do you suppose the first race of the 2006 Piston Cup season went down? Did The King announce his retirement plans ahead of the season? What other storylines were the commentators/analysts parsing out? What did anyone know about Lightning at that point (yes, totally actually just asking about Harv here). What happened during the race? What were the standings by the end of the day?
A gift for you, my dear. I’M SORRY IT TOOK ME THREE YEARS.
“We’re live in three… two… “
The red light turns green aswords stream across the teleprompter in the background. The words themselves serveas a signal for action, but nothing more. They’d not been adhered to in years.
“Welcome back, race fans, we’recoming to you live from Florida International Speedway, here to kick off the startof the Piston Cup racing season! I’m Bob Cutlass, joined with – wait, Darrell?Has anyone seen Darrell?”
The smoothly oiled machine thatis RSN broadcasting cut directly from Bob in the studio to a mob of eager racefans gathered near the garages. Perfectly on cue, the camera streams convene ona split screen and the fans watching at home are graced with a side-by-sideview of the booth and America’s favorite race reporter. Seamless. Expected. Noone bothers to give it second thought.
“Kori?” Bob asks. “Any sight ofDarrell? We seem to have… misplaced him.”
The small teal sedan flashes aquick smile and turns to the crowd behind her.
“Has anyone seen Cartrip?Darrell? Where is he?”
The mob moves as one and gesturesoff-screen to Kori’s right, cheering and whistling. A few cars move to the sideas the glittering, flame emblazoned, retired racer emerges from among themwearing sunglasses that are shaped like the speedway and drinking someundisclosed fluid out of an opaque container.
“Darrell!” Kori exclaims withas much false surprise as she can muster. “Where’ve you been?”
“I been right here this wholetime! Hangin’ out with the fans!” he responds with Tennessean gusto. “Y’allain’t losing me this time. There’s no Celine Scion concert around this weekend– “
“What – what are you wearing.”