Ask Brad Majors

What do I even put here?

[askfranknfurter]

I have made up my mind. We shall not be telling my wife about this, correct?

- @askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood

Cross my heart and hope to die.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Farley stepped into Frank-N-Furter's room.

I... suppose we should start then, shouldn't we? The sex?

He was clearly starting to get quite uncomfortable.

[askfranknfurter]

A nervous one, aren't you? Figured it would run in the family.

Frank begins to loosen the laces on his corset.

As gorgeous as she is, mobility while wearing her is a bit limited. But the pearls are staying on, as they always will.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Yay....

D-do you, do you, do you kiss a lot before sex? And... make out? I would, I would like that, yes, please....

[askfranknfurter]

Say less.

Frank applies another coat of lipstick and prepares to do as one would think frank would do in this situation.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Farley looked vastly uncomfortable. This was way more uncomfortable than he had expected. Yet he kissed back, trying to make it seem like he was enjoying himself.

Oh, Dr. Frank-N-Furter!

That was his attempt to signal @askriffraff

[askriffraff]

At that, Riff Raff thrust the door open, anti matter gun under her arm.

Farley, get out of the way! I’m going to kill him!

@askfranknfurter

@askbradmajors

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Farley pushed Frank away, feeling disgusted with himself.

[askbradmajors]

Brad shoves riff raff aside, and the blast narrowly misses a shocked Frank. Time seems to stand still as everyone in the room freezes.

FLAVORS, YOU HAVE TAKEN SO MUCH FROM ME, AND I WILL NOT LET YOU TAKE THIS.

[askbradmajors]

Mr. Majors..um, I know it's late but...i just have this feeling that something bad is going to happen to Dr. Frank N Furter. I..you're the only adult I could find..i don't want to appear paranoid but this feeling I have is just...horrible. @ask-contessa

Oh, he's just in bed with...

Brad peers into the hallway.

Dammit. Seems those years on the football team will come in handy....

[askbradmajors]

I miss you, brad.... I want things to be how they were again..... Come to my room tonight, we watch a movie, cuddle, laugh, fool around...... It might be nice to feel like the old times .....

- @askyourfavslut

How many times have we tried to make this work again?

...

Janet, I'm not agreeing to this, but if I did, what would the movie be?

[rtcobsessedgworlie]

Anything you'd want my darling.....even one of those plane movies you like...... Please one more chance, it's all my fault, I never should have given into Frank's temptation...... We can be in love again..... We can smile and laugh and cuddle and fool around and just act like all the other couples..... Like how we were before everything got so complicated

[askbradmajors]

It's my fault, Janet. You know what I did was worse. Besides, I can't even be seen out in town again after my brother's plan to publicly humiliate me worked out just the way he wanted it.

Have you noticed that I haven't left the castle since?

[askyourfavslut]

Yeah, and Farley is a bitch for that. But I'll stay in with you..... We could get one of those online couples therapists..... Please, I love you my darling........

[askbradmajors]

No. God no, this is what I was trying to avoid. Dragging you down with me.

I LOVE YOU JANET, AND I WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY, I WANT YOU TO FIND THE MAN OF YOUR DREAMS AND SETTLE DOWN IN THE HEART OF DENTON TOGETHER AND HAVE ALL YOU'VE EVER WANTED.

And I wish I was that man. But I can't be. Not now, not ever.

[askyourfavslut]

Why not?

[askbradmajors]

You know why.

[askyourfavslut]

I know.....it's just a shame.....So does this mean we are officially over?

[askbradmajors]

NONONONONONONONONO

I don't know.

[askbradmajors]

I miss you, brad.... I want things to be how they were again..... Come to my room tonight, we watch a movie, cuddle, laugh, fool around...... It might be nice to feel like the old times .....

- @askyourfavslut

How many times have we tried to make this work again?

...

Janet, I'm not agreeing to this, but if I did, what would the movie be?

[rtcobsessedgworlie]

Anything you'd want my darling.....even one of those plane movies you like...... Please one more chance, it's all my fault, I never should have given into Frank's temptation...... We can be in love again..... We can smile and laugh and cuddle and fool around and just act like all the other couples..... Like how we were before everything got so complicated

[askbradmajors]

It's my fault, Janet. You know what I did was worse. Besides, I can't even be seen out in town again after my brother's plan to publicly humiliate me worked out just the way he wanted it.

Have you noticed that I haven't left the castle since?

[askyourfavslut]

Yeah, and Farley is a bitch for that. But I'll stay in with you..... We could get one of those online couples therapists..... Please, I love you my darling........

[askbradmajors]

No. God no, this is what I was trying to avoid. Dragging you down with me.

I LOVE YOU JANET, AND I WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY, I WANT YOU TO FIND THE MAN OF YOUR DREAMS AND SETTLE DOWN IN THE HEART OF DENTON TOGETHER AND HAVE ALL YOU'VE EVER WANTED.

And I wish I was that man. But I can't be. Not now, not ever.

[askyourfavslut]

Why not?

[askbradmajors]

You know why.

[askbradmajors]

I miss you, brad.... I want things to be how they were again..... Come to my room tonight, we watch a movie, cuddle, laugh, fool around...... It might be nice to feel like the old times .....

- @askyourfavslut

How many times have we tried to make this work again?

...

Janet, I'm not agreeing to this, but if I did, what would the movie be?

[rtcobsessedgworlie]

Anything you'd want my darling.....even one of those plane movies you like...... Please one more chance, it's all my fault, I never should have given into Frank's temptation...... We can be in love again..... We can smile and laugh and cuddle and fool around and just act like all the other couples..... Like how we were before everything got so complicated

[askbradmajors]

It's my fault, Janet. You know what I did was worse. Besides, I can't even be seen out in town again after my brother's plan to publicly humiliate me worked out just the way he wanted it.

Have you noticed that I haven't left the castle since?

[askyourfavslut]

Yeah, and Farley is a bitch for that. But I'll stay in with you..... We could get one of those online couples therapists..... Please, I love you my darling........

[askbradmajors]

No. God no, this is what I was trying to avoid. Dragging you down with me.

I LOVE YOU JANET, AND I WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY, I WANT YOU TO FIND THE MAN OF YOUR DREAMS AND SETTLE DOWN IN THE HEART OF DENTON TOGETHER AND HAVE ALL YOU'VE EVER WANTED.

And I wish I was that man. But I can't be. Not now, not ever.

[askbradmajors]

I miss you, brad.... I want things to be how they were again..... Come to my room tonight, we watch a movie, cuddle, laugh, fool around...... It might be nice to feel like the old times .....

- @askyourfavslut

How many times have we tried to make this work again?

...

Janet, I'm not agreeing to this, but if I did, what would the movie be?

[rtcobsessedgworlie]

Anything you'd want my darling.....even one of those plane movies you like...... Please one more chance, it's all my fault, I never should have given into Frank's temptation...... We can be in love again..... We can smile and laugh and cuddle and fool around and just act like all the other couples..... Like how we were before everything got so complicated

[askbradmajors]

It's my fault, Janet. You know what I did was worse. Besides, I can't even be seen out in town again after my brother's plan to publicly humiliate me worked out just the way he wanted it.

Have you noticed that I haven't left the castle since?

[askbradmajors]

I miss you, brad.... I want things to be how they were again..... Come to my room tonight, we watch a movie, cuddle, laugh, fool around...... It might be nice to feel like the old times .....

- @askyourfavslut

How many times have we tried to make this work again?

...

Janet, I'm not agreeing to this, but if I did, what would the movie be?

[askbradmajors]

Happy birthday. Or at least decently pleasant birthday. I hope all of your homosexual fantasies come true.

- @askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood

Couldn't have just left it at the first two sentences, could you?

Happy Birthday to you as well.

[askbradmajors]

Y'know what, since you haven't ask yet, Brad Majors, would you like to be my valentine?

- @askyourfavslut

Janet, I-

I'm sorry. For not answering this sooner, for not being the one to ask, and for not speaking to you for the past week or so.

Yes, I'll be your valentine. I know it's late, but the Soda Shoppe downtown is still open at this hour. We could drive there, just the two of us. Like old times.

[askbradmajors]

Yeah don’t even worry about what transitioning means, anyway you and Janet look really sickly as of recently. Take these pills while I go give Janet some flu shots!!

Huh, these look like the pills @askriffraff takes. Maybe she'll know what they do.

[askriffraff]

What do you need?

[askbradmajors]

Brad shows her the bottle

What are these? Somebody on the website thing told me that I looked sick and that I should take them.

[askriffraff]

That, Brad.. Is a canister of oestrogen.

[askbradmajors]

Oestro-whatnow?

[askriffraff]

The hormones that I take. In simple terms, the ones that caused me to grow breasts. I take them in the form of a weekly injection however.

[askbradmajors]

Oh, so that's how they got there! I thought you just willed them into existance or something like that.

Wait.

If I'd taken those without knowing, would I have...y'know?

[askbradmajors]

Yeah don’t even worry about what transitioning means, anyway you and Janet look really sickly as of recently. Take these pills while I go give Janet some flu shots!!

Huh, these look like the pills @askriffraff takes. Maybe she'll know what they do.

[askriffraff]

What do you need?

[askbradmajors]

Brad shows her the bottle

What are these? Somebody on the website thing told me that I looked sick and that I should take them.

[askriffraff]

That, Brad.. Is a canister of oestrogen.

[askbradmajors]

Oestro-whatnow?

[askbradmajors]

Yeah don’t even worry about what transitioning means, anyway you and Janet look really sickly as of recently. Take these pills while I go give Janet some flu shots!!

Huh, these look like the pills @askriffraff takes. Maybe she'll know what they do.

[askriffraff]

What do you need?

[askbradmajors]

Brad shows her the bottle

What are these? Somebody on the website thing told me that I looked sick and that I should take them.

[askbradmajors]

We all know the 2 ends of the lesbain pet spectrum, one end we have butch lesboy dogboy, on the other we have fem transbian puppygirl. Now imagine with me, a demi chapstick (futch if you will) switch doggirlboy, thoughts?

"We all know the 2 ends of the spectrum one end we have on the other we have Now imagine with me, a thoughts?"

...What I understood of this sentence. You sound like Frank's sleeptalking.

Not that I often fall asleep in the same bed as him, of course.

[askbradmajors]

I made you as a horse.

I get wings.

@askyourfavslut, I GET WINGS! HORSE ME CAN FLY!

[askbradmajors]

We have a Janet Weiss fictive and two Brads and they're all just laid in a pile looking at this blog so joyously

...It's mostly people sending me really weird stuff on here, but if you can find happiness in it than it's at least a little comforting for me.

[askbradmajors]

What's the worst physical pain you've ever experienced?

I sprained my ankle once playing football with the guys, that sure smarted a bit!

Frank forgot to use lube two weeks ago

[askbradmajors]

*points at you* cutie pie! 🥰🥰🥰

I'm not cu-

Never mind, I don't even know why I bother anymore. Call me "babygirl" or "adorable" all you want, I've learned that there's no stopping you people.