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Ask the (Not much of a Man...), The Myth, The Legend Myself

[askfranknfurter]

Babies, it has come to my attention that some of my adoring fans  have…. Questions for me, and it would be my absolute pleasure to satisfy these desires.

-𝐹𝓇𝒶𝓃𝓀𝒾𝑒

(Disclaimer Below Cut)

This is purely for shits and giggles and not meant to be taken seriously. Comments and Reblogs (Especially from other RHPS rp blogs lol) are much appreciated! I await your asks with Antici......Pation!

[askfranknfurter]

Attempting to purr is just one of the millions of things I would do in an effort to appease you, name anything and I’ll do it, even if it’s biologically impossible

Physically morph into Charles Atlas.

A few have told me that my obsession with his physique and life in general could be classified as a "special interest", which I will look into exploring furher.

[askfranknfurter]

what do you think of jean jackets — or jeans in general?

On me or on others? On others, it depends.

I enjoy them here.

And here.

In many places, really. On myself? Sometimes.

[askfranknfurter]

If only my big strong Frank n Furter were Latin beside me shirtless with a thong on he would protect me

You'll have to settle for the numerous photos of me in various combinations of lingerie available online.

Unless someone were to draw this...

OOC: Someone who has artistic ability please draw frank shirtless in only a thong please

[askfranknfurter]

I will gladly meet you halfway to make any noises you want

No, no, it's not about enjoying purring specifically.

It's that a human being would attempt to purr in order to attain my favor.

[askfranknfurter]

Most fuckable car?

1969 VW Bus.

Don't ask how I know.

[askfranknfurter]

I have made up my mind. We shall not be telling my wife about this, correct?

- @askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood

Cross my heart and hope to die.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Farley stepped into Frank-N-Furter's room.

I... suppose we should start then, shouldn't we? The sex?

He was clearly starting to get quite uncomfortable.

[askfranknfurter]

A nervous one, aren't you? Figured it would run in the family.

Frank begins to loosen the laces on his corset.

As gorgeous as she is, mobility while wearing her is a bit limited. But the pearls are staying on, as they always will.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Yay....

D-do you, do you, do you kiss a lot before sex? And... make out? I would, I would like that, yes, please....

[askfranknfurter]

Say less.

Frank applies another coat of lipstick and prepares to do as one would think frank would do in this situation.

[askfranknfurter]

omg my ask had a typo- MOTH not mother I am a MOTH chewing through your clothes

...Oh.

[askfranknfurter]

unfortunately I am a mother currently chewing. through all your clothes! :D

Thank god.

I thought my mother was a bit strange for sort of, for lack of a better word, mouthing my garments. I see now it's nothing out of the ordinary.

[askfranknfurter]

I have made up my mind. We shall not be telling my wife about this, correct?

- @askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood

Cross my heart and hope to die.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Farley stepped into Frank-N-Furter's room.

I... suppose we should start then, shouldn't we? The sex?

He was clearly starting to get quite uncomfortable.

[askfranknfurter]

A nervous one, aren't you? Figured it would run in the family.

Frank begins to loosen the laces on his corset.

As gorgeous as she is, mobility while wearing her is a bit limited. But the pearls are staying on, as they always will.

[askfranknfurter]

Are we having meatloaf again anytime soon?

@swordofdamoclesovermyhead

(ROCKY GETS IT BUT HE DOESNT CARE, HES A MARINE!!/ref)

Of course.

Do you want to go out with me and find another biker who's had it coming for a while, or shall I do it on my own?

[swordofdamoclesovermyhead]

…Youd leave me alone? (he sounded somewhat hopeful)

Uh, yeah! You shall do it on your own

[askfranknfurter]

Good.

...

WHO'S WATCHING ROCKY WHILE I'M GONE? SOMEBODY, ANYBODY?

[askcolumbia]

I’ll do it!!!!!!

[askfranknfurter]

...anyone but her, she'll take him to fucking dairy queen or something

Alright.

[askfranknfurter]

Are we having meatloaf again anytime soon?

@swordofdamoclesovermyhead

(ROCKY GETS IT BUT HE DOESNT CARE, HES A MARINE!!/ref)

Of course.

Do you want to go out with me and find another biker who's had it coming for a while, or shall I do it on my own?

[swordofdamoclesovermyhead]

…Youd leave me alone? (he sounded somewhat hopeful)

Uh, yeah! You shall do it on your own

[askfranknfurter]

Good.

...

WHO'S WATCHING ROCKY WHILE I'M GONE? SOMEBODY, ANYBODY?

[askfranknfurter]

I have made up my mind. We shall not be telling my wife about this, correct?

- @askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood

Cross my heart and hope to die.

[askfranknfurter]

Hello, Dr. Furter. Me and my wife are going to be building an extension for he castle for our growing family. Is that alright with you?

- @askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood

No, it is fucking not.

Unless there was something in it for me. Say more.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I will pay you handsomely. What do you want? I can get you anything your sick heart desires.

[askfranknfurter]

You.

Well, your body, specifically. Just for one night.

There are other options but I think you'd prefer this one

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

What are implying, Dr. Furter?

[askfranknfurter]

Your brother, as, you know, Brad as he is, is such an experience in bed and I want to see if you are the same.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I fear you will be starkly disappointed because I unfortunately lack the, ahem, member my brother does.

[askfranknfurter]

Do you really think all I need to be fascinated with someone is a sizable cock?

Flavors, you have managed to attract and stay in a "Loving" relationship Riff Raff of all beings. I am intrigued.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Not only is it not sizable, there just isn't one to speak of.

You want to see how I seduced my wife, is that what you are asking of me?

[askfranknfurter]

And I don't give a fuck as long as you're a good fuck

Yes, basically.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Hm... give me about an hour to think about it, Dr. Furter.

How much foreplay do you usually do?

Farley is super sex repulsed but he's formulating a plan.

[askfranknfurter]

Depends on the individual...

OOC: Is this going to be a murder attempt?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Well, both me and Riff Raff typically go quite long.

Ooc: indeed it is.

[askfranknfurter]

Then it shall be so.

OOC: Ironically (Being the mod of the Frank blog) I'm on the ace spectrum, so the attempt at murder will have to happen fairly early on in this because I will both get uncomfortable and not really know what to do/say if it gets too graphic.

[askfranknfurter]

Are we having meatloaf again anytime soon?

@swordofdamoclesovermyhead

(ROCKY GETS IT BUT HE DOESNT CARE, HES A MARINE!!/ref)

Of course.

Do you want to go out with me and find another biker who's had it coming for a while, or shall I do it on my own?

[askfranknfurter]

Me personally I can purr

-Plural Anon

Then please, do so.

I'm waiting.

[askfranknfurter]

Hello, Dr. Furter. Me and my wife are going to be building an extension for he castle for our growing family. Is that alright with you?

- @askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood

No, it is fucking not.

Unless there was something in it for me. Say more.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I will pay you handsomely. What do you want? I can get you anything your sick heart desires.

[askfranknfurter]

You.

Well, your body, specifically. Just for one night.

There are other options but I think you'd prefer this one

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

What are implying, Dr. Furter?

[askfranknfurter]

Your brother, as, you know, Brad as he is, is such an experience in bed and I want to see if you are the same.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I fear you will be starkly disappointed because I unfortunately lack the, ahem, member my brother does.

[askfranknfurter]

Do you really think all I need to be fascinated with someone is a sizable cock?

Flavors, you have managed to attract and stay in a "Loving" relationship Riff Raff of all beings. I am intrigued.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Not only is it not sizable, there just isn't one to speak of.

You want to see how I seduced my wife, is that what you are asking of me?

[askfranknfurter]

And I don't give a fuck as long as you're a good fuck

Yes, basically.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Hm... give me about an hour to think about it, Dr. Furter.

How much foreplay do you usually do?

Farley is super sex repulsed but he's formulating a plan.

[askfranknfurter]

Depends on the individual...

OOC: Is this going to be a murder attempt?