What Is This “Feelinggsfgkk”?
Based on “What Is This Feeling?” from Wicked
Rewritten by Joely
Track art by: NoSleepJustCoffee
Calliope: Joely askcallivoice
Caliborn: histrionicSycorax askcalivoice
Backup singers: Homestuck Va Troupe
Calliope(Spoken):
My dearest, most darling friends!
Caliborn(Spoken):
Hey shitheads.
Calliope and Caliborn:
There has been some tension over joining our session,
Caliborn:
But of course I’ll get her someday
Calliope:
But of course I’ll rise above it
Calliope and Caliborn:
For I know that we should be getting along, bluh…
There have been some problems, for you see my sibling is…
Calliope:
Unusually peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe without giving casual spoilers
Caliborn:
A fangirl!
Calliope:
What is this feeling, do you feel it too?
Caliborn:
I felt the moment I laid eyes on you!
Calliope:
My cheeks are burning
Caliborn:
My head is reeling
Calliope:
My stomach’s turning!
Caliope and Caliborn:
What is this feeling?
Fervid as a flame,
Does it have a name, yeeesss,
Loathing, unadulterated loathing
Caliborn:
For your voice
Calliope:
Your games
Caliborn:
Your ‘troll thing’
Calliope and Caliborn:
Let’s just say, I loathe it all.
Every little trait however small,
Makes my very flesh begin to crawl,
With simple utter loathing
There’s a strange exhilaration, in such total detestation.
It’s so pure, so strong
Though I do admit I may sound crass
Still I do believe you’re a pain in the ass!
And I will be loathing,
Loathing you
My whole life long
Backup:
Dear Calliope, you are just too good
How do you stand him, I don’t think I could
He’s a terror, he’s a tartar, we don’t mean to show a bias
But dear Callie you’re a martyr.
Calliope:
Well, these things are sent to try us.
Backup:
Poor Calliope forced to reside
With someone whose so awful and snide
We just want to tell you
We’re all on your side!
We share your…
Calliope, Caliborn and Backup:
What is this feeling Loathing
do you feel it too? Unadulterated loathing
I felt the moment For his voice His games
I laid eyes on you, His drawings
My stomachs turning Let’s just say
My head is reeling WE LOATHE IT ALL!
Oh what is this feeling? Every little trait however small
Does it have a name? Makes our very flesh
Yes: Begin to crawl:.
ahhhh!:ahhhh!
All:
Loathing
Calliope, Caliborn and Backup:
There’s a strange exhilaration Loathing
In such total detestation Loathing
So pure, so strong Loathing
Backup:
So strong!
Calliope and Caliborn:
Though I do admit I may sound crass
Still I do believe you’re a PAIN IN THE ASS! Backup
And I will be loathing Loathing
For forever loathing Loathing
Truly deeply loathing Loathing you
My whole Loathing
Life long Unadulterated loathing
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