“ A good creator gives life; a great creator teaches that life how to take it. ”
Hello people of the internet ! I am the ONE and ONLYYY MELONE CARVELLI !!!!! :D
I’ve noticed people within La Squadra Esecuzioni having accounts on this app so I decided to join in on the fun.
Some short info : You may call me Melone or any silly nickname, im in the mafia group La Squadra Esecuzioni (or for short, hitman)
Some more info !! : You guys are allowed to ask me literally anything your little hearts desire (that includes anything about my past or anything spicy tho pls keep it under 20+,), feel free to send art and random images, and just have fun on my page :) the only thing off the table is anything harmful.
OOC : This will be a roleplay account with asks so expect me to posts things other than ask replies !
I Write Melone as i understand his character :) I’ve given him my own version of a backstory and a few headcanons.
• Transmasc || • Any/all pronouns || • half blind (risotto is the reason 🌚) || • dyed hair (this is a basic one lol but he was originally blond, went purple when he joined la squadra)
You don’t have to mention my hcs if you don’t like them :)
I’m a multishipper so I love almost every (legal) jjba ship ! I don’t mind if you send me asks about meloghia, proscmelo, risomelo or just any ship melone’s in !!! (I also LOVE Diavolo x Valentine and Doppio x Risotto)
go follow my other account ( @anasui-narciso , yes ik it won’t let me tag the account but I promise that’s the name of it ) and my friend ( @pileofplankton ) !!
Some extra stuff :
Purple words don’t rlly mean anything, it’s just easier for me to see. Tho if it’s [like this] that simply just means OOC :) My asks are called ‘bother babyface’ bc I’m uncreative asf and I thought it was funny bc babyface is a computer and you can talk to ppl on computers .. haha get it ? 🦗 🦗 🦗
claimed anons: 💜🐧
Sign off Mel🍉 (will only be used when I send asks so you might see me) / special tag “di molto!”
Anyways … bye bye !
- Mel🍉
“ My kisses are the best medicine, aren't they, Amore? ”
Please come and get junior! He's gotten into my room and keeps stealing my fishing lures!
--@ask-pesci
That’s where the little brat went !
Sorry about that pesci, I’ll come get him immediately and return all the lures he’s stolen !! He’s become so disobedient lately, I wonder if he’s been handing around Illuso ..
I just had some good ass leftovers from the restaurant risotto took the team to yesterday, but I’m like 50% sure those weren’t mine and I ate someone else’s leftovers..
So we all know that la squadra gets paid significantly less than the others under group passione but I just found out that untìa speciale gets paid $5,170 MORE than anyone else and that mold freak with the human pet gets paid $210 more than his own team ?!
La squadra gets their work done and untìa speciale barely goes on missions, how come they get a higher pay !!!
Hello! Aaaam I okay to ask you questions, too? I uhh, don't know how weird that would be! I just wanna know how you and your Junior are doing!
- @doctor-marocchino
Di molto ! My little principessa, how I’ve missed you dear !! I guess you’re not so little anymore though.
I’ve been fine and junior is growing excellently. I figured out how to make junior grow at the same rate as an actual human baby so I’ve been doing that on and off.
How I miss raising kids.
As for me, I’ve found myself comfortable in the mafia. I don’t think a normal life was good enough for me :) you should come visit some time, mia monella.
I’ve been as safe as a mafioso can be xD nothing too life threatening has happened yet !
Junior can still be a little ass when he reaches that teenager stage. It’s so tiresome trying to keep him in line ! I just don’t know where he keeps getting all this attitude and sass !!!
I hope you get time off soon, can’t wait to see the teams reaction to seeing you *, again, tho most of them might not remember you. You were so tiny and we were all young adults when I introduced you*
Hello! Aaaam I okay to ask you questions, too? I uhh, don't know how weird that would be! I just wanna know how you and your Junior are doing!
- @doctor-marocchino
Di molto ! My little principessa, how I’ve missed you dear !! I guess you’re not so little anymore though.
I’ve been fine and junior is growing excellently. I figured out how to make junior grow at the same rate as an actual human baby so I’ve been doing that on and off.
How I miss raising kids.
As for me, I’ve found myself comfortable in the mafia. I don’t think a normal life was good enough for me :) you should come visit some time, mia monella.
Let's just say...he knows how to take care of some kitty. Hehe. He overheard me talking to someone I swear and he asked about it and I couldn't just not tell him. He looked up at me with those sweet precious eyes