Farfalle

WOAHH JJBA OC BLOG

[bowtiegrrl]

An intro?

well, okay then. Hello, my name is Farfalle. My friend, Melone, suggested I get this app. I find it useless, but if it makes him happy I guess. You can ask me stuff.

OKAY HI THIS IS MY THIRD JJBA BLOG, @oscarsblogscar IS MY MAIN. So basic info on Farfalle.

She/Her lesbian, very curly hair. Her stand is called Blondie, and it has fire based powers. She works with Melone and the others!! She is a very dry texter/typer, but very energetic when not typing

My friend, @askcarvellimelone is the melone :3

[askcioccolata]

“Please disregard the last ask you’ve answered. That person does not know what they are talking about (and my wife is already dead, hallelujah)

〜much love, @ask-funnyvalentine

Oh? Is this some type of drama..

You, Signore Valentine, are quite the lucky man. I cannot fulfill requests unless they come from the boss (or his right hand man) or if its paid for.

Killing a man without pay or because someone asked me to would be.. undignified of me.

But you do understand that if she takes that request to the boss I would have to do it, Sì?

- Cio💉

[ask-funnyvalentine]

”She won’t have the money to afford such a request, she’s too ‘broke’!”

“Plus, the boss loves me, he’d never hire anyone to hurt me”

[askcioccolata]

Requesting someone’s death doesn’t cost money, Signore Valentine. Just a reason.

And does the boss even know anything besides your name? I barely know of you myself and he’d make a big deal out of gaining someone that’s almost as important as his right hand man.. are you sure the boss ‘loves’ you.

- Cio💉

[ask-funnyvalentine]

”I will request for him to ‘slime you out’ if you dare question my (very homosexual) relationship with him again”

“I kiss him goodnight in a god honoring way”

[askcioccolata]

Slime me out? Where is he going to get all of that slime and how is he going to ‘out’ me with it.

I’d like to request it to be green.

- Cio💉

[THIS MADE ME GIGGLE]

[ask-funnyvalentine]

”It means ‘kill’, or at least that’s what I’ve heard online… but anyways, expect 40000 hornets at your doorstep. I’ve had enough of you”

[bowtiegrrl]

I'll send some extra. Maybe about ten??? That bitch made me mad last night, he deserves it

[bowtiegrrl]

Well, im over my breakdown and im tired. So GOODNIGHT.

[bowtiegrrl]

Want thsi twink dead

[askcarvellimelone]

IS THAT THE MOLD FREAK DUDE ???

FARFALLE HES GONNA BEAT YOUR ASS IF HE SEES THIS, YOU BETTER HAVE HIM BLOCKED OR SOMETHING 😰

[bowtiegrrl]

copikf mexhanishsm

[bowtiegrrl]

Want thsi twink dead

[bowtiegrrl]

Life is horrible. I go to eat my leftovers from yesterday to calm down, AND THEYR FUCJFVS GO EEEEE. I HATS THISS THIS S HORDISIBEL

[askcarvellimelone]

Oh shit. Farfalle I swear the food looked like mine, I did not mean to eat your food 😰

I-I’ll even go back to the restaurant and buy you food from there !!

(Oh god I’m terrified)

[bowtiegrrl]

its okay I guwss. Nothrjnf good ever happens to me ansysygsa.

[bowtiegrrl]

Life is horrible. I go to eat my leftovers from yesterday to calm down, AND THEYR FUCJFVS GO EEEEE. I HATS THISS THIS S HORDISIBEL

[askcioccolata]

- Cio💉

[bowtiegrrl]

you're probably the reason he has brain damage, segaiolo.

[askcioccolata]

Im not. He’s just as equally weird as me. Cazzona.

- Cio💉

[bowtiegrrl]

oh you wanna insult me, huh?

Accidenti, la tua casa è piena di muffa. Devi pulirla. Secco si ammalerà se non la pulisci presto.

(Translation: Damn, your house is full of mold. You need to clean it. Secco will get sick if you don't clean it soon. )

[askcioccolata]

So you wanna go there?

First my house isn’t full of mold. For that to happen I’d need to be sono condizioni antigieniche che lasciano ammuffire e marcire il cibo. Non lo farei mai, né permetterei a Secco di vivere in simili condizioni. Almeno la gente apprezza la mia compagnia e non sono un pericolo d'incendio ambulante come te...

anche se l'ultima volta che hai avuto compagnia è stato quando vivevi ancora con i tuoi genitori e quella sorella viziata. Ti mancano i tuoi genitori, Natalia?

(Translation: -id need to be- unsanitary and allow food to mold and rot. i would never do that nor let secco live in such conditions. at least people enjoy my company and im not a walking fire hazard like you… though the last time you had company was when you still lived with your parents and that bratty sister. Do you miss your parents, Natalia?)

- Cio💉

[bowtiegrrl]

i...how the hell do you know this. Nobody knows this besides melone and risottl. Who the fuck told you this. I dojt fucjin loke this. I dont feel safe.

[askcioccolata]

- Cio💉

[bowtiegrrl]

you're probably the reason he has brain damage, segaiolo.

[askcioccolata]

Im not. He’s just as equally weird as me. Cazzona.

- Cio💉

[bowtiegrrl]

oh you wanna insult me, huh?

Accidenti, la tua casa è piena di muffa. Devi pulirla. Secco si ammalerà se non la pulisci presto.

(Translation: Damn, your house is full of mold. You need to clean it. Secco will get sick if you don't clean it soon. )

[askcioccolata]

- Cio💉

[bowtiegrrl]

you're probably the reason he has brain damage, segaiolo.

[bowtiegrrl]

Melone pisses me of sometimes. God, that damn figolio di puttana..I wanna fucking burn him.

[bowtiegrrl]

That feeling when boss sends you on a mission and you dont know what you're doing and are probably gonna get so damn lost:

[askcarvellimelone]

Nice and comfy in bed that totally isn’t covered in shirts that I DEFINITELY didn’t steal from the others.

[bowtiegrrl]

is this where my sweater goes practically everyday during the colder seasons.

[askcarvellimelone]

Yes. I get cold easily and all of your clothes are naturally warm :)

At least I return them, you’d beat my ass if I didn’t

[bowtiegrrl]

whatever

[askcarvellimelone]

Nice and comfy in bed that totally isn’t covered in shirts that I DEFINITELY didn’t steal from the others.

[bowtiegrrl]

is this where my sweater goes practically everyday during the colder seasons.

[bowtiegrrl]

(I AM NOT AN ARTIST NOR AM I GOOD AT ANYTHING BUT MUSIF AND ROLEPLAY.)

[askcarvellimelone]

Juniors handwriting has been getting better !!

I’m so proud of my son *dramatically wipes tear* they grow up so fast

[bowtiegrrl]

Learn fast too. So proud I taught him those words.

[askcarvellimelone]

I only let him write that because it was towards illuso. Don’t get the wrong idea

[bowtiegrrl]

That part's cool too. But im talking about the first part. He learned that from me. Ass is pretty nice if its right.

[askcarvellimelone]

Don’t teach junior about ass eating .. please 😢

[bowtiegrrl]

oh he knows a bit more types of eating than just ass.

[askcarvellimelone]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ?! WHAT DID YOU TEACH JUNIOR.

[bowtiegrrl]

Let's just say...he knows how to take care of some kitty. Hehe. He overheard me talking to someone I swear and he asked about it and I couldn't just not tell him. He looked up at me with those sweet precious eyes

[askcarvellimelone]

What.

You told junior how to eat someone … out.

FARFALLE START WRITING YOUR GOODBYES.

[bowtiegrrl]

nah. I'd rather not. My room is pretty hot so i'd be careful. And i kinda have someone over sooo...but dont tell anyone. I dont need anyone asking.

[askcarvellimelone]

Juniors handwriting has been getting better !!

I’m so proud of my son *dramatically wipes tear* they grow up so fast

[bowtiegrrl]

Learn fast too. So proud I taught him those words.

[askcarvellimelone]

I only let him write that because it was towards illuso. Don’t get the wrong idea

[bowtiegrrl]

That part's cool too. But im talking about the first part. He learned that from me. Ass is pretty nice if its right.

[askcarvellimelone]

Don’t teach junior about ass eating .. please 😢

[bowtiegrrl]

oh he knows a bit more types of eating than just ass.

[askcarvellimelone]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ?! WHAT DID YOU TEACH JUNIOR.

[bowtiegrrl]

Let's just say...he knows how to take care of some kitty. Hehe. He overheard me talking to someone I swear and he asked about it and I couldn't just not tell him. He looked up at me with those sweet precious eyes