Cioccolata 💉

Skilled doctor. Trust me with your life. Asks open 24/7

[askcioccolata]

“ I’m twisted, not sick. Sick makes it sound like there’s a cure… ”

I’ve noticed an increase of mafia members joining this app and decided I should as well. So, Hello and welcome to my page.

I am Cioccolata. I work under Passione: Unità Speciale with my very good boy, Secco. Age isn’t important.

I find filming the faces of those dying to be entertaining. Seeing their faces fill with horror and slowly drain of life is just so… so.. satisfying. Anywho! I used to be a surgeon but quit to join the mafia. I’m skilled enough to keep you alive whilst severing your torso.

What else… oh! The people I dislike are: EVERYONE. everyone who works under Bruno Bucciarati, Ghiaccio (such an angry fellow), and anyone who betrays the boss!

A few rules for my page.

• Do not send straight up smut or p*rn. Suggestive asks are okay tho.

• Do not send anything that could possibly be harmful.

Hmm.. that’s about it.

OOC: Hello !! This is my third ask blog 😭 I rlly love them if you couldn’t tell. This is an ask and roleplay blog so I will try to be in character as much as possible :) I’m writing Cioccolata as I understand him so sorry if anything is ooc.

I honestly love Cioccolata as a character. ZERO redeeming qualities and is a genuine freak. I also don’t care what you ask me just nothing that’s SUPER weird :P I might also use nicknames for my anons 🤔 if you have any ideas leave a comment (LIKE COMMENT AND HIT THAT SUBSCRIBE BUTTON!)

This is mainly an ask Cioccolata, but you can also ask secco. Just view it as Cioccolatas account and that’s the reason why it isn’t an “ask cio and secco” blog 🤫

Go follow my friend ( @pileofplankton / @koichisno1 ) and my two other accounts ( @anasui-narciso / @askcarvellimelone )

claimed anons: 💜🐧

Sign off: Cio💉(for Cioccolata) and Sec🩻 (for secco) / special tag “goodboy secco!”

Anydoodle.. byebye!!

- Cio💉

“ The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success. ”

[askcioccolata]

“Please disregard the last ask you’ve answered. That person does not know what they are talking about (and my wife is already dead, hallelujah)

〜much love, @ask-funnyvalentine

Oh? Is this some type of drama..

You, Signore Valentine, are quite the lucky man. I cannot fulfill requests unless they come from the boss (or his right hand man) or if its paid for.

Killing a man without pay or because someone asked me to would be.. undignified of me.

But you do understand that if she takes that request to the boss I would have to do it, Sì?

- Cio💉

[ask-funnyvalentine]

”She won’t have the money to afford such a request, she’s too ‘broke’!”

“Plus, the boss loves me, he’d never hire anyone to hurt me”

[askcioccolata]

Requesting someone’s death doesn’t cost money, Signore Valentine. Just a reason.

And does the boss even know anything besides your name? I barely know of you myself and he’d make a big deal out of gaining someone that’s almost as important as his right hand man.. are you sure the boss ‘loves’ you.

- Cio💉

[ask-funnyvalentine]

”I will request for him to ‘slime you out’ if you dare question my (very homosexual) relationship with him again”

“I kiss him goodnight in a god honoring way”

[askcioccolata]

Slime me out? Where is he going to get all of that slime and how is he going to ‘out’ me with it.

I’d like to request it to be green.

- Cio💉

[THIS MADE ME GIGGLE]

[ask-funnyvalentine]

”It means ‘kill’, or at least that’s what I’ve heard online… but anyways, expect 40000 hornets at your doorstep. I’ve had enough of you”

[askcioccolata]

I find myself unfamiliar with slang or ‘brainrot’.. anyway, have fun trying to find my bases location. Not even the boss knows and I doubt my co-workers will tell you.

And if you actually cared for this mafia. You’d know that killing within the ranks is prohibited.

- Cio💉

[ask-funnyvalentine]

”Respectfully, I don’t care about anything but the boss, he’s the only reason I decided to join. And plus, the hornets won’t kill you, silly! They’ll just be a ‘minor’ inconvenience”

[askcioccolata]

Well on second thought.. send me those hornets. I could use those on my next mission.

And perhaps I should inform the boss (again) that you’re.. err misbehaving?

- Cio💉

[ask-funnyvalentine]

”Tell him about this and I will have no other choice than to use my stand on you, and I’m sure that’s not something you want.”

[askcioccolata]

I’m unaware of what your stand is capable of so no, I don’t want it. I do not wish to go against a stand I don’t know the abilities of..

- Cio💉

[askcioccolata]

“Please disregard the last ask you’ve answered. That person does not know what they are talking about (and my wife is already dead, hallelujah)

〜much love, @ask-funnyvalentine

Oh? Is this some type of drama..

You, Signore Valentine, are quite the lucky man. I cannot fulfill requests unless they come from the boss (or his right hand man) or if its paid for.

Killing a man without pay or because someone asked me to would be.. undignified of me.

But you do understand that if she takes that request to the boss I would have to do it, Sì?

- Cio💉

[ask-funnyvalentine]

”She won’t have the money to afford such a request, she’s too ‘broke’!”

“Plus, the boss loves me, he’d never hire anyone to hurt me”

[askcioccolata]

Requesting someone’s death doesn’t cost money, Signore Valentine. Just a reason.

And does the boss even know anything besides your name? I barely know of you myself and he’d make a big deal out of gaining someone that’s almost as important as his right hand man.. are you sure the boss ‘loves’ you.

- Cio💉

[ask-funnyvalentine]

”I will request for him to ‘slime you out’ if you dare question my (very homosexual) relationship with him again”

“I kiss him goodnight in a god honoring way”

[askcioccolata]

Slime me out? Where is he going to get all of that slime and how is he going to ‘out’ me with it.

I’d like to request it to be green.

- Cio💉

[THIS MADE ME GIGGLE]

[ask-funnyvalentine]

”It means ‘kill’, or at least that’s what I’ve heard online… but anyways, expect 40000 hornets at your doorstep. I’ve had enough of you”

[askcioccolata]

I find myself unfamiliar with slang or ‘brainrot’.. anyway, have fun trying to find my bases location. Not even the boss knows and I doubt my co-workers will tell you.

And if you actually cared for this mafia. You’d know that killing within the ranks is prohibited.

- Cio💉

[ask-funnyvalentine]

”Respectfully, I don’t care about anything but the boss, he’s the only reason I decided to join. And plus, the hornets won’t kill you, silly! They’ll just be a ‘minor’ inconvenience”

[askcioccolata]

Well on second thought.. send me those hornets. I could use those on my next mission.

And perhaps I should inform the boss (again) that you’re.. err misbehaving?

- Cio💉

[askcioccolata]

“Please disregard the last ask you’ve answered. That person does not know what they are talking about (and my wife is already dead, hallelujah)

〜much love, @ask-funnyvalentine

Oh? Is this some type of drama..

You, Signore Valentine, are quite the lucky man. I cannot fulfill requests unless they come from the boss (or his right hand man) or if its paid for.

Killing a man without pay or because someone asked me to would be.. undignified of me.

But you do understand that if she takes that request to the boss I would have to do it, Sì?

- Cio💉

[ask-funnyvalentine]

”She won’t have the money to afford such a request, she’s too ‘broke’!”

“Plus, the boss loves me, he’d never hire anyone to hurt me”

[askcioccolata]

Requesting someone’s death doesn’t cost money, Signore Valentine. Just a reason.

And does the boss even know anything besides your name? I barely know of you myself and he’d make a big deal out of gaining someone that’s almost as important as his right hand man.. are you sure the boss ‘loves’ you.

- Cio💉

[ask-funnyvalentine]

”I will request for him to ‘slime you out’ if you dare question my (very homosexual) relationship with him again”

“I kiss him goodnight in a god honoring way”

[askcioccolata]

Slime me out? Where is he going to get all of that slime and how is he going to ‘out’ me with it.

I’d like to request it to be green.

- Cio💉

[THIS MADE ME GIGGLE]

[ask-funnyvalentine]

”It means ‘kill’, or at least that’s what I’ve heard online… but anyways, expect 40000 hornets at your doorstep. I’ve had enough of you”

[askcioccolata]

I find myself unfamiliar with slang or ‘brainrot’.. anyway, have fun trying to find my bases location. Not even the boss knows and I doubt my co-workers will tell you.

And if you actually cared for this mafia. You’d know that killing within the ranks is prohibited.

- Cio💉

[askcioccolata]

“Please disregard the last ask you’ve answered. That person does not know what they are talking about (and my wife is already dead, hallelujah)

〜much love, @ask-funnyvalentine

Oh? Is this some type of drama..

You, Signore Valentine, are quite the lucky man. I cannot fulfill requests unless they come from the boss (or his right hand man) or if its paid for.

Killing a man without pay or because someone asked me to would be.. undignified of me.

But you do understand that if she takes that request to the boss I would have to do it, Sì?

- Cio💉

[ask-funnyvalentine]

”She won’t have the money to afford such a request, she’s too ‘broke’!”

“Plus, the boss loves me, he’d never hire anyone to hurt me”

[askcioccolata]

Requesting someone’s death doesn’t cost money, Signore Valentine. Just a reason.

And does the boss even know anything besides your name? I barely know of you myself and he’d make a big deal out of gaining someone that’s almost as important as his right hand man.. are you sure the boss ‘loves’ you.

- Cio💉

[ask-funnyvalentine]

”I will request for him to ‘slime you out’ if you dare question my (very homosexual) relationship with him again”

“I kiss him goodnight in a god honoring way”

[askcioccolata]

Slime me out? Where is he going to get all of that slime and how is he going to ‘out’ me with it.

I’d like to request it to be green.

- Cio💉

[THIS MADE ME GIGGLE]

[askcioccolata]

“Please disregard the last ask you’ve answered. That person does not know what they are talking about (and my wife is already dead, hallelujah)

〜much love, @ask-funnyvalentine

Oh? Is this some type of drama..

You, Signore Valentine, are quite the lucky man. I cannot fulfill requests unless they come from the boss (or his right hand man) or if its paid for.

Killing a man without pay or because someone asked me to would be.. undignified of me.

But you do understand that if she takes that request to the boss I would have to do it, Sì?

- Cio💉

[ask-funnyvalentine]

”She won’t have the money to afford such a request, she’s too ‘broke’!”

“Plus, the boss loves me, he’d never hire anyone to hurt me”

[askcioccolata]

Requesting someone’s death doesn’t cost money, Signore Valentine. Just a reason.

And does the boss even know anything besides your name? I barely know of you myself and he’d make a big deal out of gaining someone that’s almost as important as his right hand man.. are you sure the boss ‘loves’ you.

- Cio💉

[askcioccolata]

someone please get this man brown contacts

And here I thought my green eyes were quite pretty. Suppose everyone believes different.

I don’t think brown would look good on me though, perhaps blue? Or maybe a different, rare, color.

- Cio💉

[askcioccolata]

“Please disregard the last ask you’ve answered. That person does not know what they are talking about (and my wife is already dead, hallelujah)

〜much love, @ask-funnyvalentine

Oh? Is this some type of drama..

You, Signore Valentine, are quite the lucky man. I cannot fulfill requests unless they come from the boss (or his right hand man) or if its paid for.

Killing a man without pay or because someone asked me to would be.. undignified of me.

But you do understand that if she takes that request to the boss I would have to do it, Sì?

- Cio💉

[askcioccolata]

I couldn’t imagine being someone without a pet..

Because what do you mean you don’t have them constantly breaking into the bathroom when you’re in there, suffocating you by laying ontop of you, stealing your food, begging to go on walks, pushing things off your desk to lay on it, and forcing their way into your lap??

That’s just so strange to me.. some people will never know the joys a pet can bring them.

- Cio💉

[meatboygirlthing]

I had a pet tapeworm once. As well as a "container" for it to dwell in. The "container" was so cute, in so many pretty, pretty dresses. Like one of my many dolls but so warm, and so soft. Pets bring a certain light to your life. As well as. Many surprises. :) Sadly both are no longer with me. At least, physically.

[askcioccolata]

Pet tapeworm? That is quite interesting!

Secco is my one and only pet I’ve ever owned but I do agree.. pets can bring such delights.

- Cio💉

[askcioccolata]

If you've been wondering about the meats showing up at your doorstep, worry not. It is a gift. From me. I am the meatboygirlthing and my meats are delicious, I assure you. :) - @meatboygirlthing

Ah I must thank you, Carne!

I’m glad to know they come from you. Now I can stop freezing and boiling them to kill off any potential bugs and diseases.

Me and secco have been enjoying them very much, your meat is delicious!

- Cio💉

[askcioccolata]

can you please torture Funny Valentine or something. Or his wife. I beg. I can’t take it anymore.

Hmm.. I mean I could but he’s under doppio, left hand man if you will.

The boss does trust me enough to only allow me to handle the hard missions and deary me.. what would the boss think of me if I killed his left hand man?

If you give me a reason to I can attempt torture.

- Cio💉

[askcioccolata]

I want you so fucking bad man

Is that so?

Lucky for you my little Tesoro, I’m free all day long. You can have me all you want with zero distractions.

Doesn’t that sound nice, amore mio?

- Cio💉

[askcioccolata]

What do you call Secco aside from his name? Like any nicknames

I have multiple nicknames for him. I’ll name his favorite ones.

• Dog

• My pet

• Sec

• Tesoro

• Amore mio

- Cio💉

[porunareff]

bestie dont look now but that guy is back 😨

[ask-the-better-illuso]

They’re really just letting people dress like a knock off version of the joker smh.

[ask-pesci]

AND that guy makes more money than us :/

[ask-the-better-illuso]

Everyone makes more money than us, Pesci.

[ask-pesci]

oh yeah

[askcioccolata]

I make more money because the boss likes me.

I actually get the job done and don’t try to betray him. Maybe if La squadra was more like untìa speciale the boss would pay you guys more.

It’s sad, really. From what I’ve seen by the Melone guys post, you guys can’t even afford hair dye. And that’s only $9.99 at the convenient store…

- Cio💉

[askcioccolata]

sure whatever you say about a pet..Definitely not a dude... - 💜🐧

He is both a pet and ‘dude’.

Secco is more than just a pet to me but sometimes it’s easier to refer to him as such. He’s my goodest good boy so I know he doesn’t mind me calling him pet or dog.

- Cio💉

[askcioccolata]

I couldn’t imagine being someone without a pet..

Because what do you mean you don’t have them constantly breaking into the bathroom when you’re in there, suffocating you by laying ontop of you, stealing your food, begging to go on walks, pushing things off your desk to lay on it, and forcing their way into your lap??

That’s just so strange to me.. some people will never know the joys a pet can bring them.

- Cio💉

[askcioccolata]

- Cio💉

[bowtiegrrl]

you're probably the reason he has brain damage, segaiolo.

[askcioccolata]

Im not. He’s just as equally weird as me. Cazzona.

- Cio💉

[bowtiegrrl]

oh you wanna insult me, huh?

Accidenti, la tua casa è piena di muffa. Devi pulirla. Secco si ammalerà se non la pulisci presto.

(Translation: Damn, your house is full of mold. You need to clean it. Secco will get sick if you don't clean it soon. )

[askcioccolata]

So you wanna go there?

First my house isn’t full of mold. For that to happen I’d need to be sono condizioni antigieniche che lasciano ammuffire e marcire il cibo. Non lo farei mai, né permetterei a Secco di vivere in simili condizioni. Almeno la gente apprezza la mia compagnia e non sono un pericolo d'incendio ambulante come te...

anche se l'ultima volta che hai avuto compagnia è stato quando vivevi ancora con i tuoi genitori e quella sorella viziata. Ti mancano i tuoi genitori, Natalia?

(Translation: -id need to be- unsanitary and allow food to mold and rot. i would never do that nor let secco live in such conditions. at least people enjoy my company and im not a walking fire hazard like you… though the last time you had company was when you still lived with your parents and that bratty sister. Do you miss your parents, Natalia?)

- Cio💉

[bowtiegrrl]

i...how the hell do you know this. Nobody knows this besides melone and risottl. Who the fuck told you this. I dojt fucjin loke this. I dont feel safe.

[askcioccolata]

I have my ways.

Don’t underestimate me Farfalle. I am the bosses most trusted member for a reason.

I know everything about everyone, and if I don’t it’ll be sooner or later before I do.

- Cio💉