Ask Carne

Carne | 27 | Human | He/She/They/It | Hi internet :)

[meatboygirlthing]

Hi Internet :)

WOAH HEY SALAMI SANDWICHES! So this is inspired by the JJBA ask/RP blogs floating around, like @ask-pesci and @ask--prosciutto and. I noticed there wasn't a Carne blog so naturally I had to throw my bandanna into the ring. SOME INFO: - Carne goes by He/She/They/It pronouns - Carne is functionally nonverbal although well spoken via text(aka this blog) - Carne is human. Totally. Yup. - Mod goes by He/They RULES: - Don't be too weird - Don't send explicit sexual content - Other than that go wild with the meatboygirlthing - Not canon compliant in the slightest this is an elaborate shitpost lol CONTENT WARNING: Hey so this is Carne so naturally this blog is gonna have some cursed vibes. Expect Carne to be creepy, and a cryptid. And also cannibalism. Lots of cannibalism.

[porunareff]

bestie dont look now but that guy is back 😨

[ask-the-better-illuso]

They’re really just letting people dress like a knock off version of the joker smh.

[ask-pesci]

AND that guy makes more money than us :/

[ask-the-better-illuso]

Everyone makes more money than us, Pesci.

[ask-pesci]

oh yeah

[askcioccolata]

I make more money because the boss likes me.

I actually get the job done and don’t try to betray him. Maybe if La squadra was more like untìa speciale the boss would pay you guys more.

It’s sad, really. From what I’ve seen by the Melone guys post, you guys can’t even afford hair dye. And that’s only $9.99 at the convenient store…

- Cio💉

[ask-pesci]

Why don’t you worry about your pet freak instead of our financial situation..

[meatboygirlthing]

Please stop insulting my coworker or I will be forced to perform The Throngling on you. I don't say this as a threat but as a general enforcement of Passione's order. :)

[ask-pesci]

The WHAT

[meatboygirlthing]

It isn't a threat. Why are you running? Come back. I have tea and little cubes :)

[askcioccolata]

I couldn’t imagine being someone without a pet..

Because what do you mean you don’t have them constantly breaking into the bathroom when you’re in there, suffocating you by laying ontop of you, stealing your food, begging to go on walks, pushing things off your desk to lay on it, and forcing their way into your lap??

That’s just so strange to me.. some people will never know the joys a pet can bring them.

- Cio💉

[meatboygirlthing]

I had a pet tapeworm once. As well as a "container" for it to dwell in. The "container" was so cute, in so many pretty, pretty dresses. Like one of my many dolls but so warm, and so soft. Pets bring a certain light to your life. As well as. Many surprises. :) Sadly both are no longer with me. At least, physically.

[meatboygirlthing]

are you aware of. the Sludge

?

I've cleaned my kitchen sink if you're asking that. The Sludge has been released into the wild like a non-shiny pokemon, where it will frolic and maybe dismember an Amazon delivery driver or two.

[porunareff]

bestie dont look now but that guy is back 😨

[ask-the-better-illuso]

They’re really just letting people dress like a knock off version of the joker smh.

[ask-pesci]

AND that guy makes more money than us :/

[ask-the-better-illuso]

Everyone makes more money than us, Pesci.

[ask-pesci]

oh yeah

[askcioccolata]

I make more money because the boss likes me.

I actually get the job done and don’t try to betray him. Maybe if La squadra was more like untìa speciale the boss would pay you guys more.

It’s sad, really. From what I’ve seen by the Melone guys post, you guys can’t even afford hair dye. And that’s only $9.99 at the convenient store…

- Cio💉

[ask-pesci]

Why don’t you worry about your pet freak instead of our financial situation..

[meatboygirlthing]

Please stop insulting my coworker or I will be forced to perform The Throngling on you. I don't say this as a threat but as a general enforcement of Passione's order. :)

[ask-the-better-illuso]

It’s not enough for me to be doing well, others must be suffering…

Anyway, I gave my least favorite coworker’s info to scientology. Good luck trying to get them to leave you alone, you whore. You know who you are.

[meatboygirlthing]

In unrelated news, I've received several wonderful guests who absolutely love my tea and little cakes :) I expect they'll reside at my tea party until they... Expire, or so it goes.

[ask-the-better-illuso]

No, I don’t want your shitty rayon shirt 🙄

[meatboygirlthing]

Thank you for the shitty rayon shirt. I will be deep-frying it for personal reasons.

[ask-the-better-illuso]

[meatboygirlthing]

[ask-the-better-illuso]

No, I don’t want your shitty rayon shirt 🙄

[meatboygirlthing]

Thank you for the shitty rayon shirt. I will be deep-frying it for personal reasons.

[ask--prosciutto]

dude you missed an important meeting, the boss is coming to kill you RIGHT NOW

That is certainly not happening. I don’t know how you even came up with it, however that is not the case. You know people have been killed for less than just straight up lying anon. Careful with your words.

[meatboygirlthing]

I would like to inform you that you did not miss a meeting, however, you did miss the company BBQ. We sent out letters but you never RSVP'd so we didn't send you the details of the location. In unrelated news Cioccolata has made a crown out of bones and refuses to take it off.

[ask-ghiaccio]

WE GOT FUCKING DOXXED

(mod- real image from the anime btw!! this was when sorbet was sent to their base lmao)

[meatboygirlthing]

So kind of you to post your address to the world wide web. Expect many gifts and "gifts" from myself and the rest of the royal guard :)

[ask-ghiaccio]

carne. carne, when the fuck did you get here.

[meatboygirlthing]

I am what humans call "chronically online".

[ask-ghiaccio]

WE GOT FUCKING DOXXED

(mod- real image from the anime btw!! this was when sorbet was sent to their base lmao)

[meatboygirlthing]

So kind of you to post your address to the world wide web. Expect many gifts and "gifts" from myself and the rest of the royal guard :)

[ask-the-better-illuso]

Won’t anyone give me the attention I deserve??

[meatboygirlthing]

I can help you become a missing person. Guarantee that your case will be the main attention of the news for at least a year or two.

[ask-diavolo-and-doppio]

It'd be very satisfying if certain people would kindly stop asking for a raise.

Our funds are limited.

[meatboygirlthing]

Personally I am quite fine with my wages. I don't understand why people are so greedy. You provide enough to survive, and on top of that most Passione operatives work contract and part-time. I don't think people should be expecting a luxurious wage on a job that you work for at most a few hours a week.

[bepreparedforachange]

MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT ❤️ MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT

[ask-the-better-illuso]

I hate that ugly people flock over to this blog for no reason. Like, I don’t want you here? Go be hideous in the corner smh 😒

[meatboygirlthing]

Every day I make it a point to get uglier. Being ugly is power itself.

Society sells an impossible dream of beauty, but you can always be ugly and get even uglier.

You should try it some day instead of chasing a high you can’t sustain, being a walking disaster can be so, so liberating. :)

[ask-the-better-illuso]

You’re wrong. Honestly the audacity you just had to reblog this is sickening.

This is you:

[meatboygirlthing]

I would say you have rendered me speechless but I’m kind of already unable to speak verbally. Regardless that is. Certainly an image.

Did you photoshop that yourself? Honestly it’s uncanny how it resembles me.

Or do you just have random reaction images on deck for every occasion?

Either is impressive.

Also can you tell your teammates that they are welcome to partake in marijuana and hoes at my apartment as a friendly gesture from L’Unita? :) The hoes are frankly scared and mad at being let out of their enclosure and at the state of La Squadra’s base, especially the bathroom. So for now the hoes(That is, the collective entity known as the hoes) can only be accessed through their enclosure.

[ask-the-better-illuso]

I hate that ugly people flock over to this blog for no reason. Like, I don’t want you here? Go be hideous in the corner smh 😒

[meatboygirlthing]

Every day I make it a point to get uglier. Being ugly is power itself.

Society sells an impossible dream of beauty, but you can always be ugly and get even uglier.

You should try it some day instead of chasing a high you can’t sustain, being a walking disaster can be so, so liberating. :)

[meatboygirlthing]

Ayyy a fellow meat named fella! Name’s Pastrami, how you doing?

What a fortunate name. I'm quite fond of pastrami myself. That being said though I'm fond of any and all meats :) They're all delicious.

[papa-pastrami]

Amen, fella! Me personally I like a big juicy chicken parmesan.

I see you’re also from the homeland and I gotta ask, how’s it going over dere? Haven’t been able to visit yet!

[meatboygirlthing]

I think there's been a bit of a misunderstanding. While I live in Rome, my homeland is elsewhere. Somewhere... Grimmer. That's not important, though :) For all intents and purposes I consider myself Italian. After all I've lived here for most of my life. Things have been as they always have been. There's drama in the news, people are being dismissed for making rude comments in their personal lives. That's upsetting that people would be so rude to be dismissed. I don't like rudeness. Apparently the world record for the world's longest tiramisu was broken recently. That's interesting. I'd prefer if it was the world's largest blin but that's just me. :) You should come visit. It's nice here. I'm not a fan of how warm it's been getting though. Gives me the sweats.