Ask Clint & Natasha

Clint: Fury thought it'd be a good idea to help the Avengers' PR or somethin', so we're here to answer questions. Ask away.

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The giggle turned into a laugh, and she pulled her legs up to rest her cheek on her knees. She gave him a shy smile and a quiet, “Thank you, Adrien.”

Adrien shoulder-bumped her again, and got a slightly less shy grin for his trouble. “No problem.“

[askclintasha]

Clint I know you can speak Russian(from your S.H.I.E.L.D. file), so when did you learn? I mean before or after you met Natasha

Clint: I had a little bit of Russian before I met Nat, enough to get by conversationally if I had to, but it definitely improved after I met her.

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May, do you and Kate ever go out on missions without Clint? Also, is she an avenger yet cause she totally should be.

Natasha: I’m gonna assume that since “N” and “M” and “t” and “y” are all right next to each other, that this was supposed to say “Nat”?. Anyway, I’ve never been on a mission with Kate. She’s not actually an Avenger, despite what she may say.

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Ever share food with each other?

Clint: All the time.

Natasha: If we don’t share, we’ve committed a terrible offense.

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would you like to have children with superhero powers, like The Incredibles?

Clint: I feel like nothing would be worse than that.

Natasha: I don’t even think us having regular children is a good idea, let alone ones that could fly or lift cars.

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Clint,what would you do if you found out a guy hurt Nat really bad ?

Clint: I’d wanna know how bad the other guy looked... And, you know, I’d check on her and stuff. But really, she doesn’t need me getting defensive for her after the fact -- she is very capable of handling herself.

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Do you give each other neck kisses

Natasha: Scandalous. I would never.

Clint: Ew no, cooties.

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Clint is married and has children. Do one of you realize that this is a cheating relationship and how wrong that is?

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[askclintasha]

What did you guys think of each other when you first met, and then as you grew closer?

Clint: I thought she seemed lost and helpless a little, and then very stubborn and hard, but then later she was soft, and caring, and really just in need of a friend… Once, you know, I cracked that exterior.

Natasha: Well, when he was pointing an arrow at my chest I wasn’t crazy about him. But... well, obviously I ended up going with him. I think I could tell he was concerned about me, which wasn’t something I experienced, almost ever. Then I was kind of a brat at S.H.I.E.L.D and thought he was an annoying American. But he grew on me, of course. I came to see that he had a really great heart, and was a very genuine person.

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Clint do you think that Oliver Queen can beat you in a bow and arrow duel? Natasha, what are your thoughts about it?

Clint: It’s hard to say, but I like to think I’d win. I think I’m faster and adapt more easily in the moment than he does, but he’s a great shot.

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Clint,have you ever just hold Nat if she is crying like try to help her

Clint: Yeah totally, but only if she wants to be held. Sometimes it’s better to just sit with her, or put a hand on her back, or something small like that.

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I'm kind of fighting a cold right now so guys, tell me, what do you do for each other when one you is down with a cold?

Clint: I tend to just stay away if she’s contagious – if it’s strong enough to get Nat sick, it’ll definitely get me sick. If she’s not contagious I’ll buy her soup and lay in bed with her and watch movies and complain if she gets snot on me.

Natasha: Clint is either really grumpy and wants to tough out a cold and deny he’s sick, or he’s a big baby and needs to be taken care of every five seconds.

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Natasha, what would you say if I told you that I sketched and painted portraits of you in my spare time?

Natasha: I’d say that I’m flattered, of course. As long as they aren’t the more, uh, inappropriate ones we’ve seen floating around, you should show us sometime.

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Judging from what Cap's told you (and/or what SHIELD's told you) about Bucky - y'know, back when he was Bucky - how do you guys think you'd get along with him if he managed to regain his memories and started to hang out with the Avengers?

Natasha: It sounds like he was a good man, before H.Y.D.R.A. I think he’d fit in well with the team as he was then. I'm not sure how him joining the team would go, even if we could manage to get him back to the way he was.

Clint: Hard to say without ever actually having met the guy, but I mean yeah, I guess we’d get along. Any friend of Cap’s is a friend of mine.

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Clint ,how much do you love Nat?

Clint: More than anything.

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Have you ever had to put up with comments at SHIELD - like sexist ones regarding Natasha and why Clint brought her in ect ect? If so, how do you guys deal with them? Brush them off, beat them up, or something else?

Natasha: Back when Clint first brought me in, yeah. There was a particular incident where an agent just went a little too far. I was still pretty volatile back then… it ended with me breaking his arm. 

Clint: Most people know better these days, and if they don’t then they learn very very quickly.

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Have you guys ever been to Canada for mission?

Clint: A couple times, yeah. Lots of places for bad guys to hide in Canada.

Natasha: Everyone always forgets how big Canada is. We’ve been on missions there for weeks at a time.