Not a Boogy Man

I don't bite hard. I apologize, you will have to tell me what you look like, for i can not see anymore... I did not heed The Lorax's warning. As punishment, I was altered into one of the most irrationally feared creatures. Along with my appearance My eyes were taken and replaced with these things... They feel like stars, but I can not be sure. I can never be sure. Please do come talk to me. Icon drawn by http://wonderingrabbit.tumblr.com/ M!A: none

[askclownler]

I’ll miss you. :)

[askclownler]

i know this might, uh, be a random question, but do you have a favourite sweet? i mean, dessert, it dosent have to be sweet.. oh im rambling again.. ill be quiet for now.

Calm calm, friend, relax. I don’t have the biggest sweettooth, but I do adore cotton candy. Especially the smell of it.

[askclownler]

Can I have a hug please?? ' v '

Certainly, thank you for asking for permission.

[askclownler]

do u prefer males or females more???? or do u not care?????

I don’t much care, in truth.

[askclownler]

HONK HONK HONK

L E A V E

[croctus]

Draw clown-ler

youre never fully dressed without a smile

[askclownler]

Thank you, kind friend.

[askclownler]

So do u have ANYTHING that turns u on at all?

nah

[askclownler]

Ah, just to sit and talk. It would be nice, if you would like.

Ah, Certainly! What are we going to be talking about?

[askclownler]

So u dont like sex at all???? Like ever???

It’s nothing i’m interested in. I’m what the kiddos call Asexual.

[askclownler]

Mm, something like that. Tea sounds wonderful. And yes, I walk to talk. C'mon. -drags the poor blind guy off-

Where are we going? -Swallows and follows Fear- We’re not going toward the kitchen, Fear.

[askclownler]

Are u sure ur dick doesnt honk like ur nose i mean cmon think how funny sex would be

Sex does not interested me, you foul beast. You should be in the Lion cage.

[askclownler]

Hows the circus going?????

Awful! Haven’t had a customer in three months! But it’s okay!

[askclownler]

Boo. You know, you should really make more of an effort to see me. After all, I'm so interesting I don't see why you wouldn't want to.~

Considering the amazing amount of people you have to chose from, including your boyfriends, the fact that you come to this blind old wise man tells me that you’re rather lonely, and somethings bugging you. Either that, or you just really enjoy cuddling with me.

[askclownler]

hey clown, do you know braille? It would come in handy.

I do know braille... Hm.... That might actually work for something... Thanks for the idea!

[askclownler]

Do you enjoy dank memes.

...What is a dank meme?

[askclownler]

Hmn, well lets see *giggles lightly* Well, I'm pretty tall because of the heels I'm wearing. ^^ But you're a few inches taller. Aaand, I've got naturally black hair, but I died a small piece pink with Truffula Dye ^^ Mmn *ponders* I wear makeup like a woman most days. Oh! I've got really bright blue eyes *bats them at the clown* Uuuuh Wow, this is kinda embarrassing... I'm wearing a Trufulla scarf. My first one I ever made to be in fact! Uv U

Well that’s very interesting! Thank you for telling me about yourself. You seem very nice over all.

[askclownler]

-paps face- ur tall too, and very lovable yeee

-pushes away gently- Please don’t touch me. You have been warned, next time I will hit you with my cane.