Iâve had a link to it for a while on my header, but I do have a ko-fi. Iâve toyed with the idea of taking commissions, but I donât think Iâm quite confident enough on that yet. Â
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Everyone is saying how the guys smell and going with fancy stuff.
I think not.
Okay, here you go:
Undateables:
Barbatos: this guy has a sickly sweet smell, like a Mediterranean pastry. Kinda intoxicating, but strangely addictive.
Diavolo: he has a rich guy smell. I'm talking those sharp, but not too sharp cologne's your dad buys- you can never describe what it smells like, but it's like cinnamon and mint?
Solomon: he uses that Old Spice lavender collection. I just see him smelling VERY strongly of lavender.
Simeon. Dear sweet Simeon smells like a cafe. Like gingerbread and coffee.
Luke: okay. Don't laugh. He has that new car smell and vanilla.
Brothers:
Lucifer: dark chocolate. He smells like the dark chocolate Hershey bars when you carefully unwrap it and act like your in those commercials with a cute girl dramatically taking a bite managing not to get any on her teeth.
Mammon: this guy. This Guy. He smells like those really expensive cologne's no one buys but takes all the samples at the mall.
Levi: lemme put it straight. He smells like clothes that just got cleaned. You know when you take them out of the dryer and they're all warm and you wanna run your face in them? That's levi.
Satan: this guy has a very distinct smell- old books and rain.
Asmo: Who the fuck am I if I don't say this? Asmo smells like Channel °25- only at macy's
Beel: He smells like the spices drifting from the kitchen when someone's cooking dinner- very comforting, makes your mouth water, all that good stuff.
Belphie: Sleepy baby smells like fabric softener. The nature ones like morning dew and cherry blossoms. That kind of thing. He has to wash his pillow and stuff a lot so...
diavolo x lucifer
m/explicit
374w
@asmobb said office time fun, my hand slipped oops
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âHarder, Diavolo, if you dare be gentle with me-â
A hand meets the back of his head, pushing down until his cheek presses against the large desk heâs bent naked over. âAh-â
Diavoloâs thrusts from behind already force him to hold onto the edge of the desk for dear life, each lewd smack of skin loud and clear in the council presidentâs office. Itâs a very nice piece of furniture, cut from the darkest mahogany and the finest grain, its surface shiny like a human world diamond. Itâs such a shame itâs about to be polished with bodily fluids.
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I couldnât let Mammonâs birthday go by without something for him, lack of writing or no. Thankfully, the event gave me the idea and I ran with it. Iâm not as happy with this, but maybe I can revisit it later and add to it.Â
You couldnât have been happier with how Mammonâs party turned out. Â The letter idea that you had all enacted the day before worked perfectly. Â It warmed your heart to see the brothers bonding in a way you saw rarely at best, and from you could tell happened even less than that before you joined them.
 But youâd came up with a final surprise unexpectedly.  When youâd brought up his special day, Mammon had floored you with the day he described.  A day, just the two of you?  You started making your own plans.  It would end up being the day after his birthday, but you doubted heâd mind that too much.
 You stole a small amount of time to yourself during the day, while the others were still all preparing the house for the party.  You knew there wouldnât be time after; and you didnât like the idea of making trips into the forest by yourself late at night anyway.  Later, after the party was over and clean up done, you slipped back to your room.  You were glad that there was one final sheet of paper left from the set you had purchased for the plan.  You hadnât even had time to set pen to paper before there was a knock on your door, Luciferâs voice filtering through the wood to ask for entry.
You called out for him to come in, setting the pen down and turning as the eldest stepped into your room. Â He crossed his arms over his chest, looking at the paper on your desk. Â âYou snuck away as soon as you could. Â And I noticed you were missing for a while this afternoon.â
You nodded, there wasnât any reason to deny it anyway. Â âI have one last thing Iâm wanting to do for Mammon. Â Iâve been getting it set up when I have time.â
It might have been a trick of the light, but you swore you saw the corner of Luciferâs lips twitch in a smile for a moment. Â âAnd exactly what is it youâre setting up? Â Donât think I didnât notice you heading into the forest earlier.â
Grimacing, realizing you were caught, you came clean. Â âWell, I was trying to get him to think about his âspecial dayâ meaning his birthday. Â He started talking about a day with me, no interruptions, in a cabin by a lake. Â I wanted to do something like that for him.â Â You looked down at your fingers in your lap, twisting them together nervously.
 âAnd you were thinking of giving him that?â  At your sheepish nod, he chuckled.  âI donât think the others would be likely to be accommodating for that, but Iâll see what I can do to distract them.  Tomorrow, Iâm assuming?â
 You looked up at him, mouth open slightly in surprise.  You smiled hopefully and nodded.  âI was writing a letter to send him out there.  I planned on dropping it under his door after he went to sleep tonight and beat him out there in the morning.â
 Lucifer nodded.  âIâd rather you not spend the night out there alone, so that should work.  If I see him up before you, Iâll distract him, but itâs Mammon.  Heâll almost certainly sleep later than you.â  He turned to leave the room, the door clicking closed behind him.
 You smiled at the door for a moment, then turned your attention back to the matter at hand.  You were glad youâd kept this piece of paper aside.  It was the flashiest, and gaudiest if you were being honest; but that suited Mammon just fine and would help it catch his eye in the morning.
 Another knock at the door had you sighing, pushing the letter under a stack of schoolwork.  You got up and opened the door yourself this time, not surprised to see the birthday demon himself on the other side.  âHey Mammon, whatâs up?â
âHeyyy, câmon, you left the party and disappeared! Â I thought youâd want to spend the rest of the night celebrating with the Great Mammon!â
 You sighed, hoping your expression read as disappointment.  âAwww, I want to, Mammon.  You know I wouldnât pass up the chance to spend the rest of the day with my first demon.  But, I have a really big test next week and Iâve got a full weekend ahead of me too.â
 He pouted, and you felt your heart melt.  But you knew it would be worth it tomorrow when you got to surprise him with what you were working on.  âIâll make it up to you, as soon as this test is past me, I promise.â  You said hopefully.
âFine, fine. Â But Iâm holding you to that.â Â He glanced over your shoulder into your room. Â âHey, whatâs up with that big basket over in the corner? Â Looks like a picnic stashed in here.â
âWhat?!â Â You stumbled mentally. Â You hadnât thought of hiding that out of view of your door. Â Youâd gathered up an assortment of the leftover goodies from the party, stashing them in your room to protect them from Beel for the morning. Â âOh, that. Â I just grabbed a few things to snack on while Iâm studying.â Â
You gently prodded him out of the doorway, surprising him with a quick peck on the cheek. He fell back a few more steps, eyes wide and hand over his cheek. Â âAlright, gotta get back to it, happy birthday again, Mammon.â Â You shut the door on him, leaning against the door as you waited for the sound of him leaving.
You dropped back into your desk chair, pulling the paper out one last time, finishing up the short note. Â Now you just needed to wait. Â You set your alarm to ensure you were up early enough to drop the letter and get to the spot youâd picked out before Mammon woke up. Â You werenât sure how long the nervous energy kept you up, tossing and turning until oblivion finally took hold of you. Â
Your dreams were interrupted by the sound of the alarm blaring in your ear where youâd dropped your DDD the night before when you finally fell asleep. Â You dragged yourself out of bed, waking up quickly as you got ready, the excitement lending your more energy than you usually had this early. Â You shouldered your backpack and picked up the basket, scooping the letter up on your way to your door. Â A quick stop to slip the letter under Mammonâs door and you were on your way, passing Lucifer in the entryway. Â The two of you nodded to each other before you opened the door and took the footpath into the forest.
You didnât have quite enough time to finish setting up by the time you heard the crunching of footsteps on the dry grass of the lakeside. Â The tent was up, the basket stashed inside, but not much else. Â
âOi! Â Whatâs this?â Â You stuck your head out the tent flaps at his voice, beaming at him. Â
âHappy birthday! Â Or, well, I realize itâs a day late on this one, but I had to work with what I had.â Â You stepped out, still grinning. Â âI know itâs not a cabin by a lake, but hopefully a tent works too.â
Hey, I saw you wanted to break out of your writers block with the sentence starters! Could I have Angst 16 with Lucifer please? F!MC or GN!MC is perfectly fine â¤
Here you go!
Youâd thought you were good. Â Youâd made it back to your room unnoticed. Â Even managed to duck into the kitchen for a pack of ice on the way. Â You hadnât wanted any of the brothers to see you like this: Â disheveled, scraped up, bruises already blossoming on your face, accentuating the split and swollen lip.
They didnât need to know a small group of lesser demons had decided to bully you lately. Â You did your best to avoid the bullies, but they had been watching you long enough they knew your patterns. Â They werenât stupid enough to kill you; they even said as much while they were beating the unholy hell out of you. Â It was a disgrace, they said, that a human was receiving so much attention from the avatars themselves. Â What they thought beating you would accomplish you werenât sure, but you just hoped theyâd gotten it out of their systems now. Â
You were just going to spend the night patching yourself up and then use some heavy concealer the next few days. Â A knock at your bedroom door startled you, and you pressed the ice pack a little too hard on a sensitive bruise on your cheekbone and yelped louder than you meant to. You stilled, cursing inwardly, hoping whoever it was would leave you alone if you didnât answer.
Luck was not on your side however, as you heard the door open, measured footsteps across your floor to the open bathroom door. Â Why couldnât you have locked the door? Â You knew that the brothers tended towards the nosy side. Â You kept your head down, glancing at the reflection of the bathroom door frame through the mirror, and Lucifer standing in it, arms crossed over his chest.
âAre you hurt? Â I heard you; you sounded pained.â Â The eldest asked, though you could tell from the look on his face he already knew the answer.
âWhat? N-no! Â You just startled me, thatâs all. Â Iâm fine, Lucifer. Â Iâll see you in the morning.â Â You were staring at your hands in your lap, trying to keep the ice pack and first aid kit hidden. Â So focused on that you hadnât even heard him approach you until you felt a gentle hand on your chin, turning your face up to look at him.
âThen why are there bruises all over your face?â Â He tsked, eyes moving from the injuries to your face down to the other assorted scrapes and bruises on your limbs. Â âYouâre going to tell me who did this to you.â Â Not a question, and you could feel the seething anger already beginning to radiate from him. Â âBut for now, weâll get you cleaned up.â
I donât normally write Barbatos much; as much as his characterâs grown on me, I still find myself shaky on writing him. But this did give me a good idea, so I ran with it. I may have taken liberties with how Barbâs power works but I think itâs still within what most head canons Iâve seen have said.
TW:Â mentions of MC death
Heâd lost you.  Barbatos couldnât believe that heâd lost you again.  Your hand was cold in his, your final smile gone slack as the light left your eyes.  He couldnât understand it.  Heâd searched through the realities and the timelines, this was the one that you were supposed to live.  His eyes went unfocused as he searched againâŚnothing.  There was no singular moment he could find that led to the divergence.
He knew, somewhere deep in the back of his mind what that meant. Â You werenât meant to live past this point. Â No matter what heâd changed, something always happened by now, some accident, some random lesser demon being stupid and hurting you to get to him or his liege. Â And this time, even though heâd covered every single contingency, you were still gone.
He had one last idea. Â One last plan. Â Heâd go further back, back even before the program began. Â He could set a new reality in motion that way. Â He arranged your body carefully before turning his back to it and heading for his room and the doors. Â He knew exactly which one to choose.
Bright sunshine greeted him. Â Middle afternoon, a quiet park. Â His eyes scanned the few people walking, sitting on blankets, until they fell on you. Â He was back about a year before the program, so there were differences but you were still you. Â As he approached you, he took it all in. Â You hair, your eyes, your smile as you talked to someone on your phone. Â All so vibrant, so alive. Â He stopped in front of you, and he knew that it wasnât proper to stare but he couldnât help himself. Â After a moment youâd wrapped up your phone call and noticed him, turning those eyes he so loved to him.
âI missed you so much.â Â He said quietly with a soft smile. Â It got your attention, your brow drawn in confusion.
âIâm sorry? Â Do I know you?â Â You asked.
He shook his head.  âNo, forgive me. I was speaking to myself.â  You brushed past him, preparing to leave, though his words stopped you.  âHowever?  Might I have a word with you?  I have anâŚoffer Iâd like to discuss with you.â
i think villains in general provide better, more epic romances because they're allowed to go to extremes. they're allowed to put their love over the greater good. they're allowed to be selfish. the best a hero can offer you is number two, because their duty comes first. villains, though. villains will burn down the world for a last kiss goodbye.
Preview: Solomon needs help obtaining some ânectarâ for a spell he wants to try, and asks you for your assistance.
Unbeknownst to you, the so-called nectar he needs isnât from a flower at all.
This chapter is also being posted as a part of my âDevil Domsâ series on AO3.
I wrote this after getting inspired by one of @/shokujin-artâs pieces with Solomon and their MC Ethan!
WARNING:Â This chapter can be considered dub-con. If dubious consent makes you uncomfortable, please do not read.
âI need your help.â
The smile on Solomonâs face is a little disconcerting. After all, usually itâs not he who is asking you for help, butâŚyou decide to hear him out.
âWith what?â
Your gaze is openly skeptical as you regard him, but his smile doesnât waver.
âI need nectar for a spell Iâve been wanting to test out for a while. I was wondering if you could help me in that regard.â
You blink at him, confused. Nectar? How the hell are you supposed help with that? Itâs not like youâre an expert with flowers, and you certainly have no idea about flowers that reside in the Devildom.
âYouâŚwant me to help you findâŚnectar?â
He nods, bringing a hand up to his chinâhis eyes turning towards the ceiling.
âWellâŚbasically, yes.â
You narrow your gaze at his phrasing, concern growing by the moment. Exactly what the hell is Solomon playing at? You know heâs a bit of a sketchy bastard, and sometimes you feel like he canât be trusted, butâŚso far, he hasnât wronged you.
âŚthat counts for something, right?
âListen,â you say, poking a finger into his chest. His eyes widen at the action, and he pausesâstaring at you as you continue to jab him. âIâll help you, okay? But I better not be harmed on this journey to achieve whatever ânectarâ you need. Got it, wizard boy?â
Solomon rolls his eyes at your nicknameâcatching your finger when you move to press your nail into his chest once more.
âYou wonât experience any pain,â he says, laughing quietly. His eyes crease, a handsome smile lighting up his face, and for a second, you forget about your worries.
âI promise.â
The next weekend, you get a text from Solomon demanding that you come over to Purgatory Hall.
Today is the dayâhe needs your help with his nectar issueâand so, you pack up your bag and head over.
Youâd attempted to ask him what retrieving this nectar would entail. After all, did you need to dress in hiking boots?? Would he be taking you out into the Devildom wilderness to try and find some rare, valuable flower?? But Solomon had refused to reveal any details.
Heâd simply explained that it may take a few hours, and that you should just bring yourself, and any basic necessities.
So now, here you areâstanding on the step to Purgatory Hallâwaiting for Solomon to come and let you in. It takes a few minutes, but eventually the grand wooden door is pulled open.
âTook you long enough,â you mumble as he ushers you inside. The sorcerer can only laugh, keeping pace beside you as the two of you traverse the hallsâheading towards his room.
âSorry,â he says. His hand moves to wipe at his brow. You notice the tiny beads of sweat sticking to his skin, and curiosity fills you. âI was preparing.â
âPreparing for what?â
Again, Solomon reveals nothing. He easily laughs off the seriousness of your question, waving a hand in front of him as if to try and dissipate any of your worries.
âPreparing to retrieve the nectar,â he responds after a moment, flashing you a small smile. âIâve been trying to gather the ingredients for this spell for many, many years, and this is the last, and hardest one to collect.â
âAndâŚyou need my help in particular with thisâŚwhy?â
Your eyebrows are knit together on your forehead, and youâre sure that Solomon notices your trepidation, yet he chooses not to address it. Instead, he continues a few more strides up the hall before stopping.
Youâve already arrived at his room.
He reaches out to grab the doorknob, his silver eyes darkening playfully as he regards you. The subtle shift in his demeanor has butterflies tickling the inside of your stomach, and you swallow nervously.
While youâre not as magically inclined as Solomon, you can still feel the magic leaking from inside of his room. He obviously has something planned for you once you step inside, but youâre not sure what.
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