M4Gp!3

pfp and banner credit to: @rotten-m3 ty ty ty!!

[callmemagpie]

1n+Я0DuCt1onnN!!i!

》 SHE / THEY / HE

》 GENDERFLUID!!!

》 AROMANTIC and ASEXUAL

》 AUTISM INCARNATE!!!!!!!!!!!

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in no particular order as always!!

@forgetful-crowe AKA, DA DEVIL FROM DA BIBLE @rotten-m3 AKA, WHO PAINTED MY PRESIDENTIAL PORTRAIT @definitely-not-dan AKA, GAY. @smackomations AKA, TRAIN TWINK @kitilouise AKA, ACTUALLY JUST LULUYAM @askullnamedcollin AKA, JOHNATHAN SIM HEAD ARCHIVIST- @stiikx AKA, LITERALLY NOT ME DON'T CLICK THIS NUH UH @istillwantsoup AKA, #1 killer fkrrr!!! rly sry if I frgt u or if I hvnt updated dis...

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Hyperwing

Magpie: Professional Idiot, officially unregistered legally official human person (internationally unrecognised worldwide)™ (trademark pendi

[vozam]

HGUC ZAKU II COMMANDER ARRIVED! HE EVEN CAME WITH HIS BAZOOKA! AND HIS HEAT HAWK!

THE RED COMET!

RRRRRRRRRRRRRROAAAAAAAEGH!

*EARTH-SHATTERING FLURRY OF STOMPS*

[willgrahamscock]

“I know a place” and I take you to Lowe’s self check out to watch Saw (2004)

[sillyliddoclown]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

From a long lost Vic Berger edit that can only be found on Facebook

[dogpuppy]

[beardedmrbean]

[certified-cervid]

consult the big orb in the sky

[killer-offical]

dni giants above 5'2. okay height hoarders, you can leave

[rabid-autistic-knocker-kisser]

I'M SAFE 🥹🥹🥹

[forgetful-crowe]

im giant???? (5'3)

[callmemagpie]

six foot five ill see my self out

[callmemagpie]

[gay-little-isopod]

tma normal/no spooky shit au where michael distortion is just michael shelleys drag persona

[runasulienadanika]

"average person mentions the tunnels 5 times a day" factoid is a statistical error. Tunnels Jon, who goes to the tunnels 10 times a week and talks about them 25/8 is an outlier and should not been counted

[standardyellowdoor]

I don’t believe in Catholicism so if I ever say ‘good lord’ please hear it in Jonathan Sims Head Archivist Of The Magnus Institute London’s voice, thank you

[pomegranatears]

you think you’re a retired insane person and then something triggers you

[yeoldecryptid]

I’d like to think that once Gerry realized that Gertrude did not give a single smidge about what the archives looked like, he started pulling these kinds of shenanigans.

(Transcript: photograph of a two drawer brown metal file cabinet. The top drawer is labeled ‘top secret’ and the bottom drawer is labeled ‘bottom secret.)