Another Marvel Ask Blog

This time,,, with a twist. I love marvel, but i literally know nothing about it. So here's how this will work, you'll ask your favourite characters things, and I will do my best to explain them. Welcome to the Twisted Universe.

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Ok, I have to see your interpretation of Civil War 2.

theres no paper around so imagination is what i got. 

history techer says im acting wild and that civil war two never happened BUT here’s what i hvae to ssay about it. 

THE CIVIL WAR TOO

THIS TIME; ITS PERSONAL!!

then here would be a picture of Snork figthing USA through the power of ballet like this

Then of course USA retaliates like this

and this

Which makes Buck MAn go like this:

ANd their other friends get in on it too like theres HAwkeye and HUlkboy and PantherMAn and THE ANT MAN!!! and probably Batman

they do this

So yesh sorry i cant draw right now but my only pencil spontaeneously combusted :( anyway this is exactly what happened

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Clint: But that would be crazy, right?

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this js funny and i think i drew this friend!! is this the hawkeye? who knows!!

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@ask-team-bug-pool asked for Hawkeye and E2!! and whats an E2 without a B5? so anyway, Hawkeye is a good character.. he has a hawkeye and shoots things and likes hotdogs.

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wow look at these easily accessible references you can ask me to draw!! just go ahead and click the ask feature right now why dontcha

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SOMEONE TOLD ME THERE IS AN ANT WHO IS A MAN!!!! HOW EXCITING FOR MARVEL TO HAVE THIS KKIND OF DIVERSITY!!! ANT MEN. WOW. Here is a drawing of the ant man in a different style

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Thanks for the follow ^u^

there is USA for u kind tumbler. 

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what's black panthers role in civil war?

history techer says they were an organization in the 1960s so no civil war :( howeve r,,,, heres what I think

here u go

[beardysteve]

TONY AS 4 STEVE AS 9 IS BASICALLY CIVIL WAR

Tony: I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS

Steve: YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKER

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wow! what similar content to my blog! USA and Stork look very kind in this photo

[arthrit]

happy birthday mr. united states!

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a very cute USA. someone send me asks.

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Old Man Logan. Explain it please.

i didnt hav  pens…. but old man logan is a friend. Stork’s uncle is likely. He’s old, and old people drin k  jui ce. I do not kno w BirdMan’s name, but he wears that purple suit and flies around.

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i asked my history techer and she saidd this is wrong sorry but i think this is what happened.

*EDIT* i m so so sorry everyone i know i let you down:( ive just now been informed the stork man has a goat-tee sorry for the misinformation

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I’m pretty sure Captiam Merica is in a relationship with the emo deer man 

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He’s trying :(