craig and those guys

we dem boys

[tuckerenthusiast]

I run an askblog for Craig’s gang riiiight here.

I think I might put it through a bit of a revamp (housecleaning askbox, streamlining storytelling etc) so I can get it out to you guys at a steadier pace. But it’s gonna take a bit of time while I’m setting up other content (store, commissions, comics) in between my day job!

In the meantime, if you haven’t yet, please read Clyde’s Ballapalooza Extravaganza run by @doodlestab​, it is my FAVORITE askblog, it’s clyde and the boys, it’s hilarious, the art is super charming and great and it updates quick, too. it’s really really good.

[askcraig-andthoseguys]

For any and all questions about whether this blog is alive, it is! I’m a little unhappy with its format and have been working on a queue to set so I can answer y’all and simultaneously work on my other projects. So this will go through a remodel, but please while I’m doing that, check out ^^^ Clyde’s Ballapalooza because it’s excellent.

[askcraig-andthoseguys]

jimmy: H-huaah... how's it going, fellas? Doing good, Clyde? token: Hey, Jimmy. clyde: A-okay, Jimmy! bebe: Craig and Tweek are engaged?!

bebe: That's what I want to know! jimmy: Oh, that. Wuh, well if you really want to know, I have v-v-veuhh. Video of last night?

token: Why did you and Bebe break up this time? It wasn't Taco Bell again, was it? clyde: No, okay! Look! I just told a really funny joke, the one that Jimmy told us last week, and she stopped talking to me! clyde: And then Wendy told me that she breaks up! jimmy: What's the difference between jam and peanut butter? You heard about this? jimmy: You can't peanut butter your d-d-d-diii...  jimmy: Can't peanut butter your di-dick up her ass.

clyde: See!? It's a funny joke! And she broke up with me for it! I'm gonna find a girl who does appreciate our humor! jimmy: What a terrific audience.

token: Clyde, get back here! Ugh. jimmy: At least our relationships are going pretty smoothly. tweek: (Just give me your phone, what, do you have texts from Michael on there or something!?) craig: (You made Michael up!) tweek: (I know, you dick! It’s sarcasm! You should know, you’re fluent in it!)

[philophile]

sp sideblog i run an askblog ;) craig tucker is best boy

what it says on the tin! made a south park sideblog for any art and reblogs, so if any of my followers on here are here for sp, go there!

[askcraig-andthoseguys]

bebe: Speaking of Craig and Tweek...

bebe: I've heard it! Lisa Akimoto told us she's seen him do it too, even without any of the adults around. The yaoi fans eat it up. token: Really?

token: Really? bebe: Yeah, babe, honey, sweetheart. Maybe he doesn't do it around you guys because you'll rag on him? clyde: Nah, their engagement is way juicier. bebe: Oh. Wait, what?!

[askcraig-andthoseguys]

bebe: Craig. Closely followed by Token. token: Thanks?

bebe: We did, but it was hard taking any good pictures of him. This is all I have. token: I don’t know about adorable but he does look pissed.

bebe: Yeah, he didn’t like all of us trying to do the gay best friend thing. It’d probably help if he was gay for real, but you can’t blame a girl for trying.

clyde: You’d have better luck with Craig, he already takes a thousand years to get ready in the morning.

[askcraig-andthoseguys]

bebe: Clyde killed his mom. clyde: Oh come on! betsy: (clyde! did you leave the toilet seat up again, is that why you’re here!?) clyde: (go away, mom!)

[askcraig-andthoseguys]

gouache: Clyde, there's someone to see you. Oh, did he pass out again? I'll get another change of pants. He peed himself, you know. bebe: Ew! clyde: I'm awake! I didn't pee, my pants are fine! token: Uhh, anyway! Hey, Bebe! I see you got my snap. We're just about to answer some questions on Clyde's blog, he's pretty popular on it, you know.

bebe: ... token: ... clyde: This is an outrage!

[askcraig-andthoseguys]

token: And before you ask... This is what nearly ‘killed’ you.

clyde: Oh... my...

clyde: GOD! hAHA! HAHAAHA!

clyde: Heeha--*wheeze*--hhhhhh

token: Yeah. Sort of happened like that, but at least this time there’s no piss.

token: Craig and Tweek are both pretty embarrassed right now, so whether they show up or not...? But Jimmy said he’d be around later.

[askcraig-andthoseguys]

clyde: Awh--what-- clyde: Who's got that light on so bright? token: Dude. You're in the hospital. clyde: What!?

clyde: Wait, what the hell, why am I here? Oh god, Token, buddy, how long has it been? I'm an old man now!

dr. gouache: Please remove his facewarmer, Nurse. clyde: Oh.

clyde: Uggh, kinda feel like I've been asleep since last July, dude. token: It's only been like... 14 hours or something? token: You sort of laughed so hard, you ran out of air. And pissed yourself. Then passed out. Tweek thought we were going to have to proposition Trump to make you a nice little tombstone in mom's garden. 

[askcraig-andthoseguys]

What..happened to your layout? its full of hot Korean boys????

((Whoa, what?? Thanks for letting me know! I guess Tumblr did something weird and reset it to its original coding. Orrrr one of the boys likes hot korean boys thanks dudes.

Be sure to check your own layouts in case the same happened to you!))

[askcraig-andthoseguys]

clyde: She broke up with me for the last time, I’m going to have like five whole girlfriends before I get back with her! token: ANYWAY. token: Nichole and I had our four year anniversary last month! token: I think it’s safe to say that it’s been going really well. jimmy: I asked Heidi to go out with me last week. We’re going on another d-date Fuh, Fri...Friday.

clyde: Oh, nice, Jimmy. jimmy: Yeah, we’re doing p-pretty good so far, too. clyde: Wait, that means I’m the only bachelor in our whole group again... token: True. jimmy: No doubt about it. clyde: I gotta get a girlfriend.

[askcraig-andthoseguys]

Sorry for all these mod posts, but wanted to address since I’ve gotten a few questions on the subject! Specifically: Creek. Is it okay to send asks about Creek? Sure! You’ll also get chances to ask questions one on one to Craig or Tweek (and the other boys, of course). I don’t mind getting a lot of Creek asks. Just don’t forget the other three also have a run of the blog! Any chance of Creek becoming a real couple? Or having romantic feelings? Yes. As the ‘storyline’ in this ask goes on, I do plan on Craig and Tweek getting together. Any way we can help move the ship along? Yes and no? I have a general outline that’s gonna be followed and the boys won’t realize how they feel overnight, but your asks will be used to further things along when the right moment comes along! It’s gonna be a slow build, fellas. So I hope that covers a little bit more for anyone curious. Think of this as a coming of age story so this blog will (hopefully) run from the boys being 14 to like 18. And dealing with their podunk mountain town on the way. While running an ask blog lolol.

[askcraig-andthoseguys]

tweek: Craig’s just my best friend - I mean, after spending most of every day with each other for four whole years to keep up the “dating” thing, you learn more about each other, you know? tweek: So he’s really good at keeping me calm and I’m pretty good at keeping him from... I don’t know. Getting into detention? craig: Unless we both end up there. craig: So we’re both straight. Okay? Okay.

tweek: S-so straight and such good friends that we can ignore weird family requests from--each other’s--parents--! craig: Are you still on that? It’s not a big deal, it just collects dust in my notifications. tweek: Well, ignore it and tell my dad to cut it out, we’re not ready to get pretend married!

craig: Dude. Do not! Touch! My phone! tweek: I’m just--gonna hit ignore and that’s it! craig: If it’s that serious, I’ll just do it! tweek: I can’t be sure that you will unless I do it myself!

clyde: I’M SINGLE. Single and ready to mingle. clyde: Girls, send me your numbers. clyde: Guys. Send me your girlfriends. tweek: (Give it!) craig: (Get the fuck off, asshole!) token: Clyde, you’re just going to be dating Bebe again in like, three and a half weeks.

[tbc]

[askcraig-andthoseguys]

wait so are they really dating or just pretend dating? I'm so confused rn smh

((Pretend dating! All the kids know it’s not real but the South Park adults think they’ve been going steady for the past four years.)

[askcraig-andthoseguys]

tweek: He’s just staring at us! You don’t think he’s going to kill us, do you? Those shears could chop one of our heads off clean! I DON’T WANT MY HEAD TO GET CHOPPED OFF--

craig: Tweek, chill. Anyone can beat the shit out of Donald Trump. You, especially. You spar with Mike Tyson every Friday, for Christ’s sake. craig: No one’s gonna chop your head off. tweek: Nnrgh--you’re right... 

clyde: Our beloved homosexuals, Craig and Tweek, obviously! jimmy: R-round of applause for the haa... jimmy: the huaahah... jimmy: ...the happy couple, fellas!

tweek: Um. Thanks, Craig. craig: ...yeah, yeah. clyde: I think I still have some yaoi fanart of you two at my house. jimmy: You th-think? I saw one in a little picture frame in your living room.

tweek: No--well--sort of? It's been four years, nn, everyone that we hadn't told eventually found out that we were acting... tweek: We still have to pretend, though. craig: Facebook official for the adults. Because they're dumb enough to have another breakdown if they figure otherwise. craig: Some of them want us to be really facebook official.

tweek: You know what, I change my mind, fuck you. craig: What.

tweek: What the hell, man! Just, just press ignore already, no wonder dad keeps asking me about how much you use facebook! He won’t stop! craig: I don’t use it. Well, I look at it, but I can’t post or like anything... craig: Dude, I don’t want to make your dad cry again. It’s just sad.

[askcraig-andthoseguys]

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[1] Heck yeah, it’s active! This askblog started just last week and I plan on it being active for a long while. [2] I wanted to say thanks for all the followers so far on this dinky askblog. I’ll be beefing it up ASAP! ;u; I’ve seen a lot of positive comments in asks and tags, and it really motivates me. Glad to see that everyone’s having fun.

[3] I’m also glad that everyone was happy to see Jimmy. I hate whenever he or Tweek gets overshadowed by each other since they both deserve a spot on the gang. (And it makes an even five man band versus Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, and Butters.) [4] And for those curious, my main blog is here! I just came back from a long hiatus, so it’s not very updated. But keep an eye for more SP art or whatever, chat with me, et cetera.

I’ll be keeping this updated, hopefully twice a week at a minimum. Promise that I’ll be getting to everyone’s questions! This blog will be going in a sequential style so your ask may not appear as soon as you ask it, but it will be answered in the long run.

Again, thanks for all the interest! Back to dem boys.

[askcraig-andthoseguys]

token: It's actually a projector-- clyde/tweek/craig/jimmy: Token's rich.

jimmy: Token's so rich that he wipes his ass with hundred dollar bills.

token: I. Oh come on. The rich jokes again, seriously, guys? They don’t even make any sense--Craig, stop pointing that at me-- craig: Don’t be a pussy, Token. clyde: Yeah, are you rich? Or are you a pussy? token: ...god dammit.

jimmy: Token's s-soo rich that he gets lost in his own huh... house. jimmy: Token's so rich that D, Donald Trump does his yard and they don't even tip him. token: Dude, that's not funny! We still can't get rid of him. It's really freaking me out AND I'm pretty sure he's screwing up mom's garden.

clyde: No kidding. tweek: AUGH!