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@askdangermouseofficial
HELLO to the people of “Tumblr”! This is my, Danger Mouse’s, official “Tumblr” blog, where you adoring fans can ask me questions, and I will answer them probably! Penfold told me this would be a good way to interact with you all without giving away our location! He loves this website…
(A photo of me, Danger Mouse, and my aforementioned sidekick, Penfold, in case you’d forgotten our appearances…)
Found some teddies 🧸 of @askdangermouseofficial on our trip to the shopping centre!
The chief wasn’t too fond of his… 😅
I think they are #CUTE! and #COOL!
Wonder if they’ll ever make some of me! 🤩
(Cor, I hope people would buy them! 🙁)
I don’t recall signing a contract to hand my likeness over to ugly toy factories. I remember negotiating a plush deal, sure, but had I known they’d look this rubbish I’d never have consented. You’re better off without your own, Penfold.
I don't see the big fuss, they look identical to you!
So you can crack jokes, then…
danger mouse?? you have an account on here??? ugh, you've got to be kidding me...
@delilahvongreenback
There seems to be an abundance of adolescent girls on this website… Does your dad know you’re on here, Delilah?
Your so cool danger mouse 🥺♥️
Finally, someone speaking some sense. Of course I am, “Tumblr” user!
What!? Danger mouse, You're on here to? But that's so unfair! I was going make a blog to, and be the most famous person on this site! But since you're on Tumblr aswell, I guess everyone is going to give you all the asks! Well just you wait, I'll be the biggest star in no time
-Count Duckula
Hello, Duckula… Does your thirst for fame never cease? You needn’t fret, anyway, since it seems everyone and their mum is managing to receive questions on this website. Though you’ll have to put any ambitions on surpassing my blog to rest.
*holding a bread crust* you're scared of these riiiiiiight?
I see Penfold’s “Spamaholism” is still bearing ramifications. Just so you know, you’ll have to try a little harder than THAT to rattle Danger Mouse. I mean, you didn’t even attach a photo!
You are aware that Danger Mouse has an ask blog here on Tumblr, too, right?
I’m willing to bet a billion crumpounds that it’s nowhere as good as mine. I mean, I single-handedly almost hypnotised the entire universe, I’d sure as hell like to see him try and do that.
One doesn’t need to hypnotise the universe when they all already adore you and your effortless charm! Besides, I’ve already posted much more than you have. I think there’s a clear winner here!
I give up, I’m off to build my next powerful super weapon to destroy a certain mouse.
Good luck with that, since it went so well the first time!
Found some teddies 🧸 of @askdangermouseofficial on our trip to the shopping centre!
The chief wasn’t too fond of his… 😅
I think they are #CUTE! and #COOL!
Wonder if they’ll ever make some of me! 🤩
(Cor, I hope people would buy them! 🙁)
I don’t recall signing a contract to hand my likeness over to ugly toy factories. I remember negotiating a plush deal, sure, but had I known they’d look this rubbish I’d never have consented. You’re better off without your own, Penfold.
jeopardy do you mind if my corporation Seacom Defense Industries sponsors you? trust me villains are much easier to deal with if you just fucking shoot them
https://simpleplanes.com/u/SeacomDefenseIndustries
Unfortunately, i'm not the one who handles Sponsorships, you're gonna have to pass that on to the Bureau's official cheesemail... Do i even do sponsorships? Try Danger Mouse, actually, if he willingly advertised something as dumb as Sou Funnel, i think he'd love to promote your aircrafts you have.
FOR YOUR INFORMATION, madam, I did not advertise the “Soup Funnel”. That was done with a shoddy clone of me made by a sleazy alien cash-grabber. Weren’t you there? …Oh, I guess you weren’t. Regardless, I have standards! You have to go through my agent @askdangerhamster before booking me for any advertising gigs!
It’s true!
I’m the world’s greatest super secret agent’s super advertising agent! 😎😎
We will GLADLY take up any sponsorships with Giraffe Warriors 🦒 or Stationary world! ✏️
#pleasereachout #itsforthechiefipromise…
What would an advertisement for Stationary World even be? “Come see the pencils”? I can’t think of many effective marketing slogans.
It would be #VERY effective on me! 😙
(Please chief let me have this 🥺)
Penfold, if you can get Stationary World to respond to you, I give you my word that I’ll go along with any collaboration plans. (I’m simply not sure they’re even an active brand…)
You are aware that Danger Mouse has an ask blog here on Tumblr, too, right?
I’m willing to bet a billion crumpounds that it’s nowhere as good as mine. I mean, I single-handedly almost hypnotised the entire universe, I’d sure as hell like to see him try and do that.
One doesn’t need to hypnotise the universe when they all already adore you and your effortless charm! Besides, I’ve already posted much more than you have. I think there’s a clear winner here!
We meet again you meddling mouse! But soon I shall rule the world! Prepare yourself,doom is coming! Muwhahahahahaaa!
-Baron Silas Von Greenback,you're arch enemy 🐸
Well, hello again Greenback… I’m surprised you haven’t yet learned the difference between “you’re” and “your”. Nonetheless, I’m always prepared for anything you have to throw at me!
Destroy Penfold!
EKKK!
@askdangermouseofficial CHIEEEFFFFF!!! 😱😱
Penfold, you’re right next to me on the couch, I don’t think Megahurtz poses any real threat here. Would you like me to have a (digital) word with him, maybe?
jeopardy do you mind if my corporation Seacom Defense Industries sponsors you? trust me villains are much easier to deal with if you just fucking shoot them
https://simpleplanes.com/u/SeacomDefenseIndustries
Unfortunately, i'm not the one who handles Sponsorships, you're gonna have to pass that on to the Bureau's official cheesemail... Do i even do sponsorships? Try Danger Mouse, actually, if he willingly advertised something as dumb as Sou Funnel, i think he'd love to promote your aircrafts you have.
FOR YOUR INFORMATION, madam, I did not advertise the “Soup Funnel”. That was done with a shoddy clone of me made by a sleazy alien cash-grabber. Weren’t you there? …Oh, I guess you weren’t. Regardless, I have standards! You have to go through my agent @askdangerhamster before booking me for any advertising gigs!
It’s true!
I’m the world’s greatest super secret agent’s super advertising agent! 😎😎
We will GLADLY take up any sponsorships with Giraffe Warriors 🦒 or Stationary world! ✏️
#pleasereachout #itsforthechiefipromise…
What would an advertisement for Stationary World even be? “Come see the pencils”? I can’t think of many effective marketing slogans.
jeopardy do you mind if my corporation Seacom Defense Industries sponsors you? trust me villains are much easier to deal with if you just fucking shoot them
https://simpleplanes.com/u/SeacomDefenseIndustries
Unfortunately, i'm not the one who handles Sponsorships, you're gonna have to pass that on to the Bureau's official cheesemail... Do i even do sponsorships? Try Danger Mouse, actually, if he willingly advertised something as dumb as Sou Funnel, i think he'd love to promote your aircrafts you have.
FOR YOUR INFORMATION, madam, I did not advertise the “Soup Funnel”. That was done with a shoddy clone of me made by a sleazy alien cash-grabber. Weren’t you there? …Oh, I guess you weren’t. Regardless, I have standards! You have to go through my agent @askdangerhamster before booking me for any advertising gigs!
be honest do you want to kill danger mouse with hammers.. no one would blame you
A daily activity of the sorts would honestly be a great stress reliever. He needs to be knocked down a few pegs, and this is an opinion i stand by.
You realize I can see these posts?
has colonel k learnt panfield's name yet?
He’s been making progress! On Tuesday he called him Pentold, which is only one letter different! Of course, yesterday he addressed him as Greenwich…
Sometimes it feels like he does it on purpose! 😠
#THOUGHTWEWEREFRIENDS
Oh, you know the Colonel! He doesn’t mean anything by it. Sometimes I think he only calls me “DM” so often because he’s forgotten what the letters stand for…
I've found you Danger Mouse! Now Megahurtz destroy Penfold to score mega-points!
Megahurtz? You’re on here too? I suppose that makes sense. Though you’re in for a dance with danger if you follow through on that threat!
I haven’t heard any commotion though. @askdangerhamster, are you quite alright?
I’m SAFE and SOUND! (Atleast I think… 😰)
I’ve been #PERFECTING my jam sandwiches 🥪
Would you care for some chief? 😋
(Ive already had 5! #TASETESTING)
Ah, that’s where you’ve been! As long as you’re alright. I could hazard a quick snack break… maybe not 5, though.
