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@askdebbiekang
I agree that valentines is stupid, but seriously who would spend their holidays studying? "Oh yeah I spent valentines studying to get grades" nah not happening
It happened. Not like I had dates lined up around the block or anything.
So what's going on between you and Howard?
Nothing? I dunno, do you count mutual feelings of intense dislike as something?
Ugh, homework's been intense even by my standards. Feels like I've been gone for months.
Ask Box Open!
So, like, send me stuff.
You think Debbie Kang is cute?
She’s cute. I won’t deny that
Er.. Thanks.
How tall are you?
“There’re kids who’re like three feet tall! You’re average!"Â
If I get stanked one more time, I'm becoming a hermit. You guys are way too much trouble to deal with.
The sorceress chuckled as she created some stank. "Let's have a little fun this valentines day~" Blowing it out of her hand the multicolored wisp went towards their target.
[For the most part, Julie's little get together went pretty well. She got to make-out on the kitchen counter with Buttermaker and she was more popular than ever before. Too bad it didn't go as well for Debbie.
She wasn't really sure what upset her little sister so much, everyone too distracted with their own devices and the blaring music to bother keeping an eye out for the younger Kang daughter. All she knew was that halfway through, Debbie stormed away, returning an hour later with a death bear plushie and a scowl, demanding that the doll be burned in the bonfire.
Sitting with her head in Julie's lap, Debbie stared at the moderately large fire the football team had started in the yard, refusing to admit that she was pouting. Stupid Howard and that stupid Ninja, going around ruining everything.
The rainbow wisp approached her, slipping up her nose and down into her lungs, forcing her to cough violently. Julie placed a hand on her back, giving her a few comforting pats, only to yelp when something sharp dug into her palm.
Debbie's eyes widened as a series of massive spikes ripped through her back. Her limbs lengthened and sharpened into claws, Julie barely managing to push her sister away before she fully morphed into a twisted parody of a hedgehog.]
D-debbie?!
[Almost instantly, there was chaos. Seniors running and screaming, terrified at the idea of the stanked version of their hostess' little sister catching them.]
Party... ruined!
[Debbie's oversized claws slammed into the fence, shattering it into a mess of splinters, successfully managing to scare the pants off the neighbouring couple in the middle of a Valentines smooch.]
Julie here (again!).
Someone pissed my sister off so bad she just asked me to burn a Mexican Death Bear plushie some nerd gave her for Valentines. I don't know who you are, or what you did, but I will find you.
And I'm bringing the football team.
He stuffs the phone down in his pants pocket, “NINJA WHERE THE JUCE ARE YOU?!” He struggles to free his hair but her grip is held firmly on his hair
"Let go! Let go!"Â "NINJA! NOW IS A VERY GOOD TIME TO SAVE ME!"
A small explosive crack sounded and a plume of red smoke filled the air. When it cleared, there stood the ninja of norrisville. “You girl, unhand the boy!”
"Oh thank Ninja you saved me! Â now we could tell you why we were really here, see, the Ninja thought the Mcfist food products were poisioned so he enlisted my help and his to get all the food from the house.
"And after deeming it's all good I put it back so crisis averted, right? Cool. So i'll be walking this young lad home to make sure he doesn't get into anymore trouble."
Do I look like I care about food?!
[She makes a mental note to have Howard killed sometime next week by the entire senior year. She might also see if she can get the Ninja beat up, but that one sounds like a pain in the butt to organise.]
This creep's hiding out in the bushes and taking pictures! That's a complete invasion of privacy, not to mention trespassing, which is totally illegal!
[Glancing back at the Ninja, she screws up her face and releases Howard, shoving him backwards.]
Even if I believed this was some kind of mission to save everyone from poisoned food - which I don't - then your sidekick here's still acting like a criminal. Beat him up! Toss him in jail! You're the Ninja, so do your job, already!
He stuffs the phone down in his pants pocket, “NINJA WHERE THE JUCE ARE YOU?!” He struggles to free his hair but her grip is held firmly on his hair
"Let go! Let go!"Â "NINJA! NOW IS A VERY GOOD TIME TO SAVE ME!"
A small explosive crack sounded and a plume of red smoke filled the air. When it cleared, there stood the ninja of norrisville. "You girl, unhand the boy!"
Don't even try, Ninja!
[Coughing through the smoke, she throws a punch at Howard, keep her grip on his hair strong. There's not a chance she's going to let him go just because the Ninja said so, not after taking that picture.]
This is low, even for you, Howard!
NINJA HURRY UP AND SMOKE BOMB OUT OF THERE
[Storms over to the window, slamming it open and reaching into the bushes to grab at Howard’s hair.]
Weinerman! I knew you had something to do with this!
"OW OW OW! Cunn—NINJA! HELP! SHE GOT ME! SHE GOT ME! Oh—Debbie Kang your dress looks nice on you, too bad I am going to—" He gets out his phone and takes a picture of her, "SEND IT TO THE WHOLE SCHOOL!"
[She winces at the flash of the camera, probably ruining the shot completely, but ignores that obvious fact to focus her attention to pulling Howard's hair as hard as she can.]
You wouldn't!
[Debbie turns and screams for her sister over her shoulder, voice barely audible over the loud dubstep echoing from the speakers.]
Julie, Howard's trying to ruin everything!
NINJA HURRY UP AND SMOKE BOMB OUT OF THERE
[Storms over to the window, slamming it open and reaching into the bushes to grab at Howard's hair.]
Weinerman! I knew you had something to do with this!
And now the Ninja is crashing the party.
Why do I feel like I should blame Howard for this?
A list of things I never wanted to see.
Julie playing tonsil hockey with Buttermaker.
Julie playing tonsil hockey with Buttermaker.
Seriously, Julie playing tonsil hockey with Buttermaker.
"Guess what, Howard??? I got a copy of the homework from Debbie. BTW, I kinda stole it and made a copy, so don't tell her! She doesn't exactly know that I took it, but I doubt she'll notice."
Oh, bruce!!Â
Hand it over!! [Holds out his talons, grabbing at the air]This cheese is due like, on Monday!But nah, she won’t notice anything; she’s not that smart, HAH!
"H-Hey guys….it’s just a homework. No need to fuss over it. It’s my fault that I made a copy without your permission, Debbie."
I already told you I don’t mind if you make a copy, Theresa. It’s Howard that I’ve got a problem with.
If he wants the answers, he’s gotta pay for them.
Take those papers and I’m taking your feathers.
One by one.
Haha, Kang, I won’t lie, you’re a pretty tough chick but you wouldn’t go that far.Â
Is this the face of someone who's joking?
Julie here. Just wanted to remind you guys that even though you're invited, this is a seniors party. That means there are going to be things your mummy's probably wouldn't want you to see, so don't act like a baby and ruin the mood, okay?
P.S. I might have forced Debbie into a dress. She's not too happy about it, but I think it looks cute, so whatever.
P.P.S Apparently Debbie doesn't want some geeks called Howard and Randy to show up. Being a good big sister, I'm obligated to let you two know that if you try and ruin this for me or Debbie, I'll have the entire football team do things to you you won't forget.
Caio, kids!
