Hey there! Yeah, you!
Now that I’ve got your attention, why don’t you stay and chat for a while? You wouldn’t believe how boring it is here, haha..

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@askdecher
Hey there! Yeah, you!
Now that I’ve got your attention, why don’t you stay and chat for a while? You wouldn’t believe how boring it is here, haha..
"No, no! I just don't wanna talk about it." - Cmon, give us the tea! >:]
[Congrats, you have unlocked Lore
Needless to say, he lost that fight]
[Second picture finally edited to correlate with Decher’s hair retcon (and fixed Brenner’s stupid face)]
..Well. That piled up.
Shit.
[Hi folks I uhhhh forgot about this. Again sknfjdjd- okay but seriously I’m gonna try and get back to these cuz I need something to get me back into drawing. Been hit with a massive art block this past couple weeks.]
[Also hi sorry for the hiatus y’all would not believe how busy I have been. Don’t know when I’ll have time again to focus on the blog, maybe in October? For now though I’m closing the ask box again so it doesn’t get too overwhelming]
-Is looking at the memories- Wait Decher had HAIR??
[Originally yes, but I’m deciding to retcon that cuz I really don’t like the way Decher looks with hair. Feels weirdly wrong DIAGNOSING HIM WITH BALD FOREVER
Basically I think he just immediately decided the first moment he could that he didn’t want to grow out hair, and that was that.]
Swag
[AUGH I FORGOT ABOUT THIS BLOG
FUCK]
*lays seductively across the stove*
Hey bab-
*bursts into flames*
..I can’t even tell if this is flirting anymore.
Hey Decher what's it like living in zone 3?
The factory’s my home as much as it is to everyone else here. It’s..well, it’s all I’ve ever known. There’s always schedules to follow, work to do, everything is always planned to the letter. It’s comforting in a way to not have to worry about what tomorrow’s gonna be like, ‘cuz it’s just like today. I wake up, go to work, eat, and then go to bed. Rinse and repeat.
It gets boring, sure, but sugar makes it all the better. Can’t imagine how the other Zones even manage without it.
Okay you have to admit that time was just because the chair was terribly made -- considering that merely sitting was enough to break it.
Yeah that is just sad, that had to be the most shittily made chair in existence. At least it’s out of its misery.
*sits on top of the fridge*
"I brought sodas, you want one?"
I would please, this is gonna be a pain to clean up.
..If you break that fridge I swear to the Queen I’ll fucking-
*Sits on chair seductively*
Hey babygi
*chair breaks*
What are your thoughts on the Batter?
You good bro?
Who was the other guy? What happened? Did karma ever bit their ass?
It’s a long story and I’m not gonna bore you with it, but the guy just didn’t like me. Like I annoyed him too much or something, I dunno. But yeah, haven’t seen him in a good couple years, not since he got fired.
Speaking of it, I’m not even sure him doing that was what got him fired, considering it happened a while after the whole thing.
It's okay Decher. I know looking back on memories can be hard. If it's okay with you, have you ever thought of a false tooth? Like a cool gold one to fill in the gap? It'd make you look so badass, and it might make the memory a little less painful. Just a thought.
Oh gosh, sorry to hear these things happened to you Decher..
But hey, don't think about it too much alright buddy? I wouldn't want you getting all stressed out... I can give you a hug if you need one? Or just anything i can do to help!
Eh, it’s..fine, like I said. But I appreciate that.
Haven’t forgotten about mermay, so i made this at least
My boy :D