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{ Ask / RP Blog } * Now answerin' all ya calls! By @NE0NWithAZero

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🎙️ * Welcome Lightners and Darkners alike! 🎙️ * Thanks to Host, it seems we've managed to tear a lil' hole in this universe of ours and are open to answerin' a coupla questions! 🎙️ * Got somethin' ya need to get outta ya chest? Give us a call!

Rules

No NSFW questions! Ya don't wanna make our Cable Darkners uncomfortable, do ya? There are children present!

All our Cable darkners are available for questionin'! Know a name that ain't here? Call it out anyway! Who knows... Maybe ya might get an answer. (We oughta do a head count of who's gone missin' anyway.)

No misgendering Host! 📺 After all the work it's takin' them to keep this blog open, the last thing they want is to be called "sir" or "guy"! Respect your elders!

We're open to interacting with other blogs, but don't expect long lengthy conversations! We're on a mission here!

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Hello, this message is for Klieg.

I’ve only just discovered your existence today, and can I just that you are SO FORKING BEAUTIFUL?!? I love you so much already, and I want you to know that🫶🏻

💡 * ?! W-Wait... This is a joke, right? 💡 * I have a hard time trusting any fanmail I get ever since someone tried sending me the locusts... 💡 * I've... never been called beautiful before... I... I didn't think such a word could ever apply to someone who looks like I do. 💡 * I keep looking for a punchline to your message, but it seems to evade me. Its sincerity shines brighter than any script. 💡 * (Or perhaps my eye is just reflecting back at me while I read it over and over...?) 💡 * If this message truly is earnest, then I... Uhm... I thank you, I suppose. It's a welcome change of pace.

[askdeltacable]

for klieg

💡 * . . . 💡 * I think I prefer the death threats.

[askdeltacable]

📺 * (Mikey got a bit too flustered by all your messages and had to take a moment.) 📺 * (Thank you for your kind words. It can be hard for him to love himself the way I do...) 📺 * ( I wish he didn't feel like he had to worry about me when it comes to this kind of fanmail.) 📺 * (He knows I love him, right...?)

📺 * (( And if I go through with this... would he still...?))

[askdeltacable]

so, why pink and yellow? I know you like pink, but why also yellow? Just a vibe?

this is for the Micheal phone

🎙️ * Can't say I'm crazy about yellow, but I just needed somethin' to match my eyes, y'know? 🎙️ * They've always looked like this, but truth be told, pink has always been my callin'. 🎙️ * Pink 'n yellow eyes. Even among other Microphones, I never met one with sucha combination. 🎙️ * I just hope it makes me look friendly. I can't help but feel there's a deeper reason for looking this way... 🎙️ * But I needn't contemplate. I'm just an old mic after all.

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WOULD MIKE AND HOST PERHAPS BE INTERESTED IN A THIRD? A THROUPLE MAYHAPS?!?

🎙️ * THIS AGAIN?! WE JUST HAD TO KICK THE OTHER GUY OUT! 🎙️ * Couldnt catch a word of what he was sayin', he kept callin' Host a "hotte tv guye"! 🎙️ * Full on disrespectful I tell ya! He had to have some sense smacked onto him! 🎙️ * Host 'n I have been married for over TWENTY YEARS! That's older than some of ya kids! 🎙️ * If ya think ya can flirt with 'em, then we're gonna have a problem! 🎙️ * (W-What?! They want to be our third...? What does that even mean?! Who's the third one?!) 🎙️ * (You're the hot one! How am I a factor in this?!)

🎙️ * (N-No, I'm not being humble, honey! I'm just bein' realistic! They must be thinkin' of someone else. Mike's a pretty common name, ain't it?)

[askdeltacable]

Someone told me the reason host was mute was because toriel had to put a bunch of parental locks on them because they kept swearing in front of kris and asriel

🎙️ * That's rough, ain't it? It's not the real reason though. 🎙️ * We... haven't really disclosed that information to the public. 🎙️ * Host doesn't like discussin' it, and it's not my place to talk about it either. 🎙️ * But we don't swear in front of the kids. 🎙️ * Host has their sillier moments, but we'd do anything to protect our kids.

[askdeltacable]

Omgggg Rayne would hate the weather duo

☂️ * ? Why would I? They're perfectly competent. ☂️ * They're second in command on my Channel for a reason. ☂️ * I'd complain about the PDA, but it's not like we can escape it. ☂️ * The bosses actively subject everyone to it.

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☂️ * This is a public apology for requesting "death threat suggestions" for my fellow coworkers and friends here at the Cable cast. ☂️ * I have been told to "Not do that" and to "Apologize to the Film Channel". ☂️ * No hard feelings, heh... But I didn't send him the locusts.

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dear kelp

I’m sorry about the killer locusts. As an apology I have sent 4 crates of .png images of the sun.

ps, don’t worry about the string attached, there is no anvil trap.

💡 * T-Thank you, viewer, but I am not going to be taking any more gifts. 💡 * One of the calls to the Weather Channel got intercepted, suggesting a bounty on my head. 💡 * I've been advised to watch my back. And to not take any suspicious calls. 💡 * She wouldn't actually do it, of course.. 💡 * But I'm concerned that the pool of viewers who dislike my presence is much larger than I initially thought. 💡 * I apologize for my lackluster contributions to the Film Channel.

[askdeltacable]

((NO REAL HATE JUST WANTED TO BE MEAN)) ya know im surprised mike wants to wear pink. its such a girly color, its hard to take him seriously.

🎙️ * Eh? What's so wrong with pink? Ya call it girly like that's a bad thing, heaheahea! 🎙️ * I don't gotta justify it, but I just can't help lovin' it! It's the colour of PASSION. And flowers. 🎙️ * S'not my fault ya can't take me seriously. ( It ain't like I ain't used to it, heh!) 🎙️ * For you, it's a... How do kids call it..? Yes. A Skill Issue. 🎙️ * I'm kiddin', of course. Take care.

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Hey Mike, Host! Did you hear the rumor going around? I heard Toriel might be getting a brand new flat screen TV for the house! Where's that gonna put you at, Host? (>:3c hehehe evil)

🎙️ * That ain't funny, kid. 🎙️ * I can assure you our Tori would never do sucha thing. 🎙️ * Besides! Host told me that Kris- Huh...? 🎙️ * W-Well, what I mean is that no one's gonna get replaced! 🎙️ * We can't afford to lose more people!

[askdeltacable]

I think we should let rayne kill people just this once

☂️ * Finally someone gets it. ☂️ * I don't think Mike would be too happy about it. ☂️ * Hate to admit it, but I don't like seeing him upset. ☂️ * But who would I kill? Please send your suggestions and I'll be more than happy to bring this gift of murder for the fans.

[askdeltacable]

I have sent a swarm of locusts towards the Director’s channel. You have 24 hours before they arrive.

your objective? Survive.

💡 * ?? A gift for me? Wasn't expecting such generosity from our so called fans. 💡 * ( What is that buzzing sound? ) 💡 * Wait... What is this message attached to it?

💡 * L-LOCUSTS?! DID NO ONE CHECK THIS BEFORE IT WAS SENT HERE?! 💡 * I do not want this! Thank you, but no thank you. 💡 * I am incredibly busy and this is wildly inconvenient! 💡 * Someone needs to review these gifts!! I thought we were just getting written messages!

[askdeltacable]

Button! Match! okay okay okay, question for you two! who's the Worst and the Best gamer in here, in your professional opinions?

* OBVIOUSLY we're both number 1! * You can't be number 1 by cheating, dork!! * The bruteforce method is NOT cheating!! You're just jealous that your cheat codes take so long to input! Button? More like BUTT! * Cheat codes were made to be used! I'm playing by the rules of the game! Unlike SOMEONE! * It's in the name!! They're CHEAT codes- Wait did this Lightner just call us professionals? * Oh shoot, you're right! We gotta settle this. Which is better? Bruteforce method or cheat codes?

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Can you hear them, Rayne? Those wretched depths of endless dark seas, never silent yet never heard when drowned out by pointless squabble.

I'm afraid, Rayne.

☂️ * Oh wonderful. We're doing the fanmail thing again... Thanks Mike. ☂️ * I'll let you in on a secret, Lightner. ☂️ * I'm trying so hard to hear them... He heard them so clearly, but now that he's gone, all I hear is the storm... ☂️ * If I just try hard enough... if everyone would just be quiet for once... ☂️ * Maybe I'd hear the song of the sea once more. ☂️ * It's funny. I actually find it comforting... The raging ocean reminds me of my sunnier days...

[askdeltacable]

so ive been wandering the premises and i think i saw some kinda mouse in a trash bin????? i think you guys should uh... check that out....

📺 * ( Those are just our Microphone Darkners, not an issue! ) 📺 * ( Vermin will be dealt with accordingly. )