"Hey Sid, long time no see, how you been?" crowley-demon-official greets, though despite the cheery tone, something about his walk says 'murder'.
“Crawly! Crowley!”
Sidrik holds their hands up in greeting, then promptly turns on their heels to run away.
“Now where do you think you’re going?”
Crowley extends his hand to grab Sidrik by the back of their shirt just before they can run away, then he pulls them back to sneer at them.
“Guilty conscious?”
“After what you pulled in Hell, of course I don’t wanna be caught with you. What do you want with me? Shouldn’t you be off getting hitched?”
Sidrik flinches away from the sneer.
“Funny that you know about that.”
Crowley lets Sidrik go before he begins to circle around the demon.
“See, I apparently woke up one day, head pounding like I drank through an entire brewery, and next thing I know I’ve suddenly forgotten the last few months of my existence. All directly after Armageddon was put on hold. You’re the only demon I know that still comes up here. You wouldn’t know anything about that, would you, Sssssiddy?”
Sidrik stays still as they’re circled by the serpent, their eyes following Crowley’s movements. The iguana around their neck curls its tail nervously.
“What– Why would I know anything about that?”
“You really are a terrible liar with me, you know that?”
Crowley circles to the front of Sidrik and leers at them.
“Come on then, out with it. Why me?”
“I don’t know.”
Sidrik leans away from Crowley and averts their eyes for a second.
“… But maybe I can find out. What’s in it for me?”
“Uhhherrrrmmm… Iguana food on top of not being turned into Ligur?”
Crowley offers with a raised brow.
Sidrik tries not to shudder at the mention of Ligur.
“Fine. If I learn anything, I know where to find you.”
“Good, good. I’ll stop by the store for dandelion greens.”
Crowley shows Sidrik a short smile before he walks around and away from the iguana.
Sidrik watches Crowley walk away with a frown, then they call out.
"... Get hibiscus, too!"
