Qu'est-ce?

Bonjour. I am Robert deSable, head of the Templar Order and Lieutenant of Robert the Lionhearted. I am here to answer all the questions of the good people. Though, don't expect a cutsie little drawing for me. That is for assassins! Besides, I don't have time for such things. But if you're nice I might make Sibrand do it. [For the record, Creator does not speak French. So if you speak French in an ask you are speaking Canadian French and Robert will laugh at you ^^]

[askdesable]

I heard you bring luck to everyone so I came here to have a piece of it too.*rubs your head, then opens a portal to a WW1 style trench* I hope we'll meet again. *goes through the portal grabs a rifle and goes over the top. The portal then closes.*

I have lost the ability to be surprised.

[askdesable]

I don't know why but you remind me of Vladimir Lenin

Well he did copy my haircut. 

[askdesable]

What do you think of us Anons?

I don't think of you.

[askdesable]

You truly have given me luck and for this I will rewards you. *gives you a lightsaber* Use it well

What sorcery is this?

[askdesable]

*rubs your head* It's just for luck. If I do have luck tomorrow I'll go and prey the Lord to grant you even more wisdom.

....I think I'm becoming desensitized to this.

[askdesable]

Well I heard that everytime am assassin touches water he dies or drowns.

That's only Altair because he is just that worthless. 

[askdesable]

I think you would have long, wavy and shiny hair. But you don't~

Out.

[askdesable]

What if you weren't bald but the creators forgot to add your hair in the game?

Get out.

[askdesable]

My Lord, I have a cunning plan to make sure that no assassin will steal the apple: you take a bucket, fill it with water and then put the apple in it.

And this is cunning how?

[askdesable]

if we are talking about Sibrand... what is your attitude toward him?

He is amusing. And fun to harass. Its a wonderful way to pass downtime. 

[askdesable]

Wait you say that answers with drawings are done only by assassins. Sibrand also does them. Does that mean that Sibrand is actually an assassin?

Why don't you go ask Sibrand about those assassins? 

[askdesable]

Why don't you use the Apple on Malik to make him the perfect servant? This would be the thing that he would hate even more than he hates you.

....I like the way you think, Grey Face.

[askdesable]

LOL I LOVE YOU *runs away*

What just happened?

[askdesable]

That is the right answer, it seems that you truly know how to keep discipline in your ranks. *gives you a bag of gold*

Merci 

[askdesable]

Who among your eight underlings do you dislike the most and why?

Can I answer that I dislike them all equally? Don't want one getting a big head and thinking they're special because I dislike them the most.

[askdesable]

But, my Lord he was the one who gave it to me in the first place.

Not my problem.

[askdesable]

Alexander?! Strange, the letter with the offer was written by a certain Konrad Kadar the secretary of the baron whose name was Daniel. I first was suspicious but the letter was written in a perfect German and I heard from some soldiers in the Teutonic Order that in Prussia they take heathens as slaves and sometimes they become secretaries.

Go offer it to Sibrand. He's much more inclined to the German taste than I.