Ask Devi D.

[askdevi-d]

*stretches and several bones are heard popping* Ow, it feels like I've been asleep for 8 years.

I see the world is still filled with idiot lizardbrains, maybe I should go back to sleep.

[askdevi-d]

It appears that some noodly loon is back.. I can’t promise that shenanigans won’t be the direct result.

[kill-nny-the-violence-guy]

Shocked to see you’re still among the living!

It’s been a while… 

[askdevi-d]

Implying I should be dead? Are you reverting? I need to find a mirror to bash your head into..

[kill-nny-the-violence-guy]

NO!!! BUT YOU ACTED LIKE YOU WERE!–Then again I kind of did to. I got stuck as the unwilling participant in a sleep-deprivation study for a while. Wasn’t fun. There was free food though so that was a plus even though it was nothing but expired cup-o-noodles. But you know, You are what you eat I guess, and…. I eats what I am and that’s all that I am. So uh. Yeah! What’s new in your world?

[askdevi-d]

Well, noodles are good...expired or not.. Nothing really is new here, fending off the Tenna-beast and the idiot neighbors as usual. I feel as though ive been in a fog lately, like I've been running on autopilot for months upon months.. I'm hoping it's just me working too hard..

[askdevi-d]

It appears that some noodly loon is back.. I can’t promise that shenanigans won’t be the direct result.

[kill-nny-the-violence-guy]

Shocked to see you’re still among the living!

It’s been a while… 

[askdevi-d]

Implying I should be dead? Are you reverting? I need to find a mirror to bash your head into..

[askdevi-d]

It appears that some noodly loon is back.. I can't promise that shenanigans won't be the direct result.

[askdevi-d]

Netflix and kill?

Uhhh.. Maybe just the Netflix part.

[kill-nny-the-violence-guy]

*slow-motion forceful wink*

[askdevi-d]

*raises eyebrow in a blend of confusion and disgust*

[askdevi-d]

Netflix and kill?

Uhhh.. Maybe just the Netflix part.

[askdevi-d]

"I miss talking to you..."

It’s been a while..

[daskinddesteufels-blog]

“Yeah, it has been, hasn’t it? So… How’ve you been…?”

[askdevi-d]

Well, apart from spending a lot of my time hiding in idiot fear, thanks to your nonsense… I have been just fucking peachy. I assume you’re up to the normal bullshit?

[daskinddesteufels-blog]

“Well, I know you’re probably not gonna believe me, but I’m sorry about pulling that crap on you. Though, I don’t really know why you’d be scared. You seemed damn confident in bashing the shit out of me. Pretty sure I still have glass in my face…” There was a brief pause, swiftly followed by a dreary sigh and a shrug of his bony shoulders.

“Define what my normal bullshit is.”

[askdevi-d]

I bashed the shit out of you through instinct. Self defense and whatnot. I didn’t really know I was capable of some of that until that moment..

You know what i’m talking about, your normal bullshit, the crazed stabby nonsense. 

[daskinddesteufels-blog]

“Well then, you have some pretty fuckin’ badass instincts. Most people just freeze up and beg. It really gets them no where.”

“And I guess no. I mean, I’m still not some weird ass fucking social butterfly type person, but I’m not really into the crazed stabby bullshit anymore. Or, at least it doesn’t happen as often anymore…”

“Am I correct in my assumption that you’re still up to your normal thing? Painting, I mean. Not the hiding thing…”

[askdevi-d]

That’s..slightly more comforting I guess? 

Uhh yeah, I still paint. *She pauses and looks slightly uncomfortable* Some weird shit has gone down, but I guess in this town, nothing too weird.

[askdevi-d]

"I miss talking to you..."

It’s been a while..

[daskinddesteufels-blog]

“Yeah, it has been, hasn’t it? So… How’ve you been…?”

[askdevi-d]

Well, apart from spending a lot of my time hiding in idiot fear, thanks to your nonsense… I have been just fucking peachy. I assume you’re up to the normal bullshit?

[daskinddesteufels-blog]

“Well, I know you’re probably not gonna believe me, but I’m sorry about pulling that crap on you. Though, I don’t really know why you’d be scared. You seemed damn confident in bashing the shit out of me. Pretty sure I still have glass in my face…” There was a brief pause, swiftly followed by a dreary sigh and a shrug of his bony shoulders.

“Define what my normal bullshit is.”

[askdevi-d]

I bashed the shit out of you through instinct. Self defense and whatnot. I didn’t really know I was capable of some of that until that moment..

You know what i’m talking about, your normal bullshit, the crazed stabby nonsense. 

[askdevi-d]

"I miss talking to you..."

It’s been a while..

[daskinddesteufels-blog]

“Yeah, it has been, hasn’t it? So… How’ve you been…?”

[askdevi-d]

Well, apart from spending a lot of my time hiding in idiot fear, thanks to your nonsense... I have been just fucking peachy. I assume you're up to the normal bullshit?

[askdevi-d]

"I miss talking to you..."

It’s been a while..

[askdevi-d]

How are you doing?

Well, apart from the stiff neck and dust coated apartment, I’m doing alright. I feel like I spaced out for like a year or so though..

How about you anonymous stranga?

[askdevi-d]

*Hacks out a shitload of dust* Ahem.

Hey internets. It’s been a while.

[askdevi-d]

Happy New Year fuckers. *sips bubble tea*

[askdevi-d]

Celebrating Christmas Eve-Eve by working a double. Yaaay retail, see you guys when I'm back, I'll be reeking of misery, failure and a wasted college degree.

[askdevi-d]

Spent the last two days painting non-stop. 

Almost drank the paint water only once.

New Achievement Unlocked. 

[kill-nny-the-violence-guy]

Looks like somebody’s been productive while I was away! I was worried you were starting to miss me or something…

[askdevi-d]

Me..miss you? Hah! ..never..

[kill-nny-the-violence-guy]

Figured as much, what with your window being WIDE OPEN and everything—after all, can’t have you dying in there from paint-fume induced asphyxiation. There are far more climactic ways to go.

[askdevi-d]

Yeah, but death by paint fumes is probably my most likely way of dying.

[askdevi-d]

En route to NYCC!

[askdevi-d]

Spent the last two days painting non-stop. 

Almost drank the paint water only once.

New Achievement Unlocked. 

[kill-nny-the-violence-guy]

Looks like somebody’s been productive while I was away! I was worried you were starting to miss me or something…

[askdevi-d]

Me..miss you? Hah! ..never..