Drago Bludvist

Best Dragon Master around, ruler of the bewilderbeast

[askdragobludvist]

Baa baa ba baaa baaaaaaa baaaa ba baaaaaaaa baa baaaaaa, ba baaaaaa baaa ba! - @berksheep

NOT THE SHEEP AGAIN

ITS COMING TO FIND ME HELP-

[askdragobludvist]

''You are looking like… Niedźwiedź[Bear]! Since you are literally almost looking like one! But it is so cool at the same time! I can talk about what other animals you look like, because it is a fun thing to do!"

I have no knowledge of a Niedźwiedź, but I’ll take it as a compliment. Welcome to the army, anon!

[askdragobludvist]

OOC: Sorry I’ve neglected drago yall 😞

[askdragobludvist]

If you continue trapping poor dragons i will curse you and even kill you

Not my first threat. I welcome the challenge, however. I will defeat you the same as every other village.

[askdragobludvist]

Remember kill dragons its a crime

Very good, you may be my apprentice, Eret wasn’t very good at instilling fear anyway.

[askdragobludvist]

Ba baaa baaa baa baaa!

- @berksheep

Who is this sheep and why are they rising to me!? I am Drago Bludvist! I won’t be bested by a meal! I will take your clover of hope and your sheep and have them for dinner!

[ask-grimmel-the-grisly]

Drago.. it’s sheep.

[askdragobludvist]

Grimmel…this is no mere sheep…it struck me with lasers!

[askcrackviggo]

Fuck you, BITCH.

[askdragobludvist]

Did anyone hear that? Was that a ghost? Hm. Must be the wind.

[askdragobludvist]

Ba baaa baaa baa baaa!

- @berksheep

Who is this sheep and why are they rising to me!? I am Drago Bludvist! I won’t be bested by a meal! I will take your clover of hope and your sheep and have them for dinner!

[ask-grimmel-the-grisly]

Drago.. it’s sheep.

[askdragobludvist]

Grimmel…this is no mere sheep…it struck me with lasers!

[askdragobludvist]

Ba baaa baaa baa baaa!

- @berksheep

Who is this sheep and why are they rising to me!? I am Drago Bludvist! I won’t be bested by a meal! I will take your clover of hope and your sheep and have them for dinner!

[berksheep]

Baaa ba baaaaaa baa BAAAA!? BAAAAA baaaaa baaa baaa baa ba!!

[askdragobludvist]

IS THIS SOME NEW ALPHA??? WHAT ALLOWS YOU TO USE THIS POWER? WHERE IS MY BEWILDERBEAST, THIS SHEEP NEEDS TO BE MINE TO CONTROL

[askdragobludvist]

Ba baaa baaa baa baaa!

- @berksheep

Who is this sheep and why are they rising to me!? I am Drago Bludvist! I won’t be bested by a meal! I will take your clover of hope and your sheep and have them for dinner!

[askdragobludvist]

MR.DRAGO BLUDVIST CAN YOU GIVE ME HUG 🥺

I can’t, I only have one arm

[askdragobludvist]

Mr. drago do you really miss your family

Depends, who’s asking?

[askdragobludvist]

how did you meet grimmel mr drago 😁

Me and Grimmel met a long time ago, on the battlefield.

I was handling a flock of deathgrippers, when he approached me. As an act of allyship, I gave him the caught deathgrippers. I figured if I needed him subdued my bewilderbeast would suffice. I didn’t expect his experiments and his…*ahem* wit.

Grimmel is a good ally. I’m glad to have him on my side. I use his work every now and then. Deathgripper venom is extremely useful, and so are his traps.

[askdragobludvist]

The ex wife in question?

I do not know this…uh…lady? Bat?

[askdragobludvist]

Drink prioxide you devil 😡🫵🦐

IP address is—

*off camera talking* what? What do you mean I can’t dox a child? I can’t dox anyone???

*sigh* post is canceled

[askdragobludvist]

Yea not anymore.

Since when!? WHY DO I HEAR WEDDING BELLS-

[askdragobludvist]

Drink cyanide🫶🪵‼️🍅

I drink changewing acid, cyanide is nothing.

[duoatomica]

Im getting Lucifer and his changewing

[askdragobludvist]

I’m going to get my bewilderbeast

[askdragobludvist]

Your ex wife called she wants her boots back

I don’t have a wife. Who are you talking about?