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!Hello and Welcome to Our Blog!

My name is JOHNNY GHOST, I am Eleven years old, and I am a Future Paranormal Investigator!!! I am the leader of my team, with my friends Ronnie Boast and Kat Hayes (and Johnny Toast, too, but he's back across the pond) as my loyal supporters!!

Me and my friends found this old camcorder and some tapes up in my attic, and we decided that it would be SO SMART to tape and upload our ghost-researching journeys!! AND to upload some of my dad's tapes from when he was on his old show!

Now I'm sure you have MANY questions about how WE CHILDREN are doing better exploration of the supernatural than GROWN ADULTS, and that's where this BLOG COMES IN!!! We are open to questions! Comments! Curiosities! HATE MAIL! ANYTHING!! AND we will ANSWER (to the best of our ability)! This ABSOLUTELY HAS NOTHING TO DO with us finding the uncut multi-hour edition of the Q&A my dad and uncle did to promo the show they were in's pilot, BUT WE WILL POST CLIPS WHEN APPLICABLE!!

Our Ask Box is OPEN!

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Current Designs of the Main Cast:

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Currently Open to Asks :

1992 - Johnny Ghost, Ronnie Boast, Kat Hayes, Johnny Toast, Peewee Ghost

1980 - Johnny Ghost Senior, Ernest Ghost

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Anyfin more on those Mothman rumors?

Possibly.

This is Johnny’s dad and I’m foregoing the usual format… I assume everyone here is local and wanted to give an update in case anyone here had seen the news. I don’t know anything about Mothman, and I didn’t know that Johnny had intentions to go out after I left until I came on here to give this update. I don’t know what his plan was, but he wasn’t at home when I got back. He left the bowl of candy on the doorstep and took the camcorder with him.

He knew I wasn’t going to be back until very late and I told him to stay inside tonight, but I guess he figured I was just being strict and thought he found a way around it. I’m not sure if he was out for long last night, but it seems like he stayed inside the neighborhood and mostly interacted with trick-or-treaters. It seems like at some point, he got attacked by some kind of animal— a bird maybe? I can’t be sure, whatever footage he got was heavily corrupted somehow, I can’t make out much.

We did find him, he’s back home getting some rest, and I’m keeping an eye out to make sure he’s not too shaken. I don’t think it would have made the local news if we didn’t already have reporters in the neighborhood who noticed the distress and injuries.

His aunt found him unconcious in her drained pool— it’s an above-ground pool and only a few feet high, thank goodness— and she may have initially thought she was dead (thus the aforementioned distress). She was wrong, much to everyone’s relief, but things probably would’ve been worse if she didn’t notice him so quickly. We’re all just relieved everything turned out okay.

All of this is to say we are not talking to the reporters, I’ve learned my lesson about doing that, so this is the most you’re going to hear about it unless Johnny feels comfortable sharing… and he won’t even tell me, so I think this is it.

Everything is fine.

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Hey Kat, got any favorite parts about being on this team?

Kat Note: sorry, we got interrupted… but I really like that they take me seriously, unlike some people :))))

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Trick or Treat!! 🍬🍭🍫⚰🧛‍♀️

Ghost Note: Dad’s going to some party, so I’M responsible for the door tonight… or I’m supposed to be, but I HAVE A WAY AROUND IT!!!

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Hey team, got any favorite local legends that you've been curious about investigating?

Ghost Note: It’s just going to be me tonight!!! It’ll be my first solo mission, so I’ll be recording everything to make up for it!!!!

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Heard you can use salt as a barrier

Is there a certain type of salt needed for the paranormal or will table salt work just fine?

Roast Note: We got our costumes out a bit early since we’re all doing different things Saturday! (•◡•) / Happy Early Halloween!

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The main cast has a line-up! Say hello to these silly kids ^^

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OOC: I’ve been wanting to do something on Halloween since the inception of this blog, but my lack of preparation almost made me reconsider… But not any longer! Expect everything to switch up on the 31st 😘

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Figured I should ask this to the professionals

Can you use brute force on a Ghost? I am currently trying to hand-to-hand combat some dead jerk in my basement.

Ghost Note: we’re finally recovering the videos we were recording the day the camera broke!! Hopefully you’re still fighting that ghost— just grab some salt, ball your hands into fists around it, and Bada-BAM you can punch that ghost in the sucker. Also, that’s our dog. Well, not OUR dog he’s a STRAY, but he’s OURS and we love him. I think we’re confusing him— none of us can agree on a name because everyone is stupid. Toast called him Spot (that dog doesn’t have a Single Spot on his body) and Kat calls him Q. That isn’t a NAME that’s a LETTER— this dog’s name is Jumper and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

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Good news— this blog isn’t dead! I’m just working on references for the main/expanded cast! Currently just focusing on the 90s kids, since things are about to pick up on their end. Everyone here’s either been seen, mentioned, or will be mentioned in a soon-coming update. I have something planned to take place on Halloween, so I’m hoping I can get everything ready to go the day of— if it doesn’t, I’m okay with skewing the timeline, especially if it allows for more interaction from the askers. <3

Ask box is still open for anyone with something to ask! It isn’t empty, so I still have things I plan to answer, but more asks are always appreciated!

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Ghost Note: WE’VE BEEN GONE! THERE IS A REASON!!! Someone dropped the camcorder and it broke (doesn’t matter who!!!) BUT my dad JUST FINISHED FIXING IT JUST IN TIME FOR A GENUINE MYSTERY!!!!

WAIT, that’s the wrong part IGNORE THAT

LOOK INSIDE THE SHED! Someone OR SOMETHING broke into it in the middle of August and everything got moved out… BUT NOW SOMETHING’S IN THERE.

I dunno what it is BUT THE NEIGHBOR GUY HAS TO! AND HIS WIFE AND DAUGHTER ARE MYSTERIOUSLY MISSING? I think we know what’s happening here!!!

NOT TO WORRY! We’re on the case!!!!!!

^^^ i dunno keep your eye out for her ghost or something??? If she’s dead I can’t really put up missing posters.

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ernest and johnny ghost sr., do you have any advice for prospective paranormal investigators?

Ghost Note: We got THREE of these from SEVERAL TAPES!!!

First! Uncle Ernie answering the question on the q&a tapes!!!

SECOND! My dad chewing out some crappy intern!!!! The sound is bad for some reason, but I think it works ANYWAYS!!!!!!!

THIRD and my favorite:

My OTHER dad went back and censored it the first time he heard it, but I think is something WE ALL NEED TO REMEMBER!!!

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hey peewee, how do you feel about the kids' interest in paranormal investigation?

Boast Note: I think JG might’ve jinxed us by saying that

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Do any of you guys have a favorite tape?

Kat Note: I had to do this one because Ghost would want to rewatch all of them to choose and Boast wouldn’t be able to decide. I’m the only one here who can make choices within an hour hahaha

What’s so cool about the Jersey Special anyways? According to Ghost’s dad, there isn’t even a real spirit, just a baby-talking shade and a pile of boxes.

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Dear Johnny Ghost, Pewee, and Ernest, do you have any advice for those starting out and finding their footing as paranormal investigators?

Ghost Note: Partners are IMPORTANT! If you’re not going to bring someone, have a way to CONTACT someone while you’re out!! Or tell someone WHERE YOU’RE GOING BEFORE YOU LEAVE!!! If something happens, that’s the ONLY way they’ll be able to FIND you!!!!! What ever you do: Never. Go. Alone.

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“Peewee” Note: don’t tell johnny i said this. he’s still so optimistic…

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Dear Johnny Ghost, Pewee, and Ernest, do you have any advice for those starting out and finding their footing as paranormal investigators?

Ghost Note: Partners are IMPORTANT! If you’re not going to bring someone, have a way to CONTACT someone while you’re out!! Or tell someone WHERE YOU’RE GOING BEFORE YOU LEAVE!!! If something happens, that’s the ONLY way they’ll be able to FIND you!!!!! What ever you do: Never. Go. Alone.

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Askblog icon real! Had to delay it because my tablet pen was broken, but i have a new one!

It’s ghost and ghost :)