Ask Enjonine

DISCLAIMER: THIS BLOG CAN BE NSFW AT TIMES Now with answers from Azelma and Jehan! Eponine: Welcome to a place where you can have all your questions about us answered. Enjolras: I have no idea why I've agreed to this. Eponine: Just shut up and just say your line. Enjolras: Fine. *rolls his eyes* Do you have a questions for me? Or perhaps one for Eponine? Or maybe one for both of us? We'd *love* to hear and answer them. There, is that good? Eponine: You could sound a little happier. Enjolras: Don't push me Eponine.

[septemberbells]

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

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Jesus

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[kenjiandcompany]

This may be the best set of tags EVER

[askenjonine]

Hey there. I'm really happy to see you've decided to continue writing 'My Father's Shadow'. I'm really looking forward to what you've got in store for us. Just a quick question, I was wondering whether or not you're planning on adding the Jehan/Azelma relationship to the story now?

OOC: OK, you guys probably don't want to hear this, but unfortunately, we will be losing many, if not all, of the Amis. Jehan is very likely to be on the chopping block. So, I really don't want to be dealing with the aftermath of Azelma. In fact, Azelma won't even be in MFS at all. Its closely going to follow the musical, and I really just can't find a way to fit her in in a way I want to include her in the story.

[sambarks-daily]

[shitpostingvevo]

You also have these baby teenage mutant ninja turtles to protect you.

[mvlti-threxded]

This is actually such a good tactic for people with serious anxiety problems. Thank you. Really. Omg.

[sam-cortland-deactivated2014082]

Never apologize for your fluency in english. If you have a different mother tongue, you are under no obligation to know english at all, let alone fluent english. Never let anyone make you feel bad for not speaking proper english. Be proud of your mother tongue. Why should we learn their language when they mock and refuse to learn our own.

[kwonhozhi]

#if someone makes fun of your english#they probs only speak english#so make fun of them for not being multilingual like u (via)

[fictorium]

Writing Meme!

Pick any passage of 500 words or less from any fanfic I’ve written, and stick that selection in my ask/fan mail. I will then give you the equivalent of a DVD commentary on that snippet: what I was thinking when I wrote it, why I wrote it in the first place, what’s going on in the character’s heads, why I chose certain words, what this moment means in the context of the rest of the fic, lots of awful puns, and anything else that you’d expect to find on a DVD commentary track.

[askenjonine]

Oh my god! Please, please, please!!!!

[askenjonine]

[dutchster]

can we get an app that detects when someone sends anon hate and notifies their mom

[askenjonine]

What just happened?

[blackqill-deactivated20200611]

best fanfic tropes:

'i guess we'll have to share the bed'

'maybe we should pretend to date'

'oh no….look like we trapped in this closet together….'

'my room mate is kind of hot?????'

[askenjonine]

[askenjonine]

[askenjonine]

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[askenjonine]

OOC: I will not apologize for keeping our previously stated homosexual character, as a homosexual. There's nothing wrong with Grantaire being into guys and guys alone, and for his tastes not to adjust to the temporary swap of a man character into a physical female. 

[askenjonine]

OOC: This is the official canon of askenjonine. This is the one and ONLY time I am bluntly answering the question of what is Enjolras' (and Eponine's) sexual orientation in the askenjonineverse.

It is the way I see Enjolras. I think he would love the person, and not the gender. I also am open to seeing him as asexual.

So, I will write Enjolras in askenjonine as pansexual. If you don't like it, then that's not my problem. 

[askenjonine]