Ask Creator Flamel

Hello adventurers... My name is Flamel... You can ask me your queries about my research down here... but it would be best if you can volunteer as my test subjects, yes? I need to discover life... So would you give me yours instead?? Hehehehe...

[snipercecil]

[askflamel]

Ohhh!! Cecil you are just in time! We are going to try the potion.. Not sure with the Golden Apples but if it’s from the Alchemist guild it must be healthy....

Flamel handed over a bottle to the Sniper

Please tell me the effects after you drink it.. I must do proper research on it so I can submit it to the guild

[askseyren02]

Dear Sir Windsor.. I got a box of potions from the alchemist guild that needs to be tested, Not sure what the effects are yet.. but they added "Golden Apples" to the mixture... I guess it's more healthy....? If you are willing to try please reply... -Flamel Emule

Thinking about the term ‘golden apples’ Seyren tried recalling anything he knew about apples and if their color meant anything special.

“Hmm I know there are stories about apples but I can’t recall what golden is special for.” Eyes staring down the lord knight felt it had to do something about the body and Flamel saying so made it seem more of a solid connection. “I think it was about one’s prolonged health, not being plagued, or some such.”

Seeing nothing of the potion close to Flamel Seyren nodded. “Very well Flame, I try the potion. If it is meant for ones health I don’t mind trying more then the others since I do know amounts can create differences in effectiveness or duration.”

[askflamel]

“Ohhh!!! You are going to try out the potion!? It’s kind of a surprise how the alchemist guild still wants my input on stuff... but hey... It’s been a while since I have helped them.. I’ve already sent out a sample to Eremes... So you can drink this and don’t you worry Sir Windsor I will be drinking one as well... So cheers!!“

He handed the Knight an apple shape bottle that glows the hue of gold because of it’s content, The Alchemist open his own bottle ready to drink the content

“Hmmm...To be honest I have never seen an actual Golden Apple.. would be nice to grow one”

[askflamel]

Hello Mr.Flamel, I'm wondering if you can help me test out some potion made with some apples. I found some old research in the alchemist guild that seemed unfinished so I tried doing so. It has some yummy golden apples in it along with some telomerase mixed in along with a few other things. Hopefully you can tell me how it goes so I know if I should make any changes, it should last two days maybe three.. Now if you'll excuse me I need to go before Idun notices some apples missing.

[askflamel]

[askflamel]

So what do you do in your free time, aside from doing experiments?

I tend a Garden and raise clams.. in this dungeon... How you ask? SCIENCE!!

[askflamel]

Have you been thinking of getting yourself a new homunculus?

I can... but... I don’t want to get attached anymore.... They are only good for experiments now...

[askflamel]

Do you like Gertie?

She’s a very fun person... A very curious rogue...

[askflamel]

if you was a girl,how do you look?

A VERY PRETTY GIRL!!

[askflamel]

🔞 What are his turnoffs?

His turnoffs...hmmm... someone very quiet in terms of bed.. he’s still insecure with his performance and that’s the reason why he loves to see hear reacttions from his partners

[askflamel]

How many lovers have you had?

Ahhhh... well I never had any lovers.... I usually have short time flings when I was an Alchemist... Comodo was thriving with those.. Dancer, Bards and sometimes Rogues

[askflamel]

Hello,Flamel. You are very cute. I am very interested in you. What do you think about your assistant?

Ahhh.. Thanks? My Assistant?? Well even if he’s aloof sometimes.. He’s always there when needed.... He’s a very dear friend...

[askflamel]

Which monsters scare you most? Why?

Sigh…. This may… sound funny…. but I’m really scared of thief bugs… Male, female even the regular kind….  I got swarmed by those filthy things when i was a merchant before *shudders*

[askflamel]

yam

Some pest manage to steal my crops...!!

[askflamel]

BOLD all that apply:     repost don’t reblog! (tagged by @askseyren02​)

my muse knows how to…

bake a cake from scratch | ride a horse | drive stick | speak a second language | dance | catch a fish | play an instrument | throw a punch | build a deck | ice skate | unclog a drain | program a computer | change a flat tire | fire a gun | sew | juggle | play poker | paint | fly a kite | sculpt | write poetry | change a diaper | sing | shoot a bow and arrow | ride a bike | swim | sail a boat | do a back-flip | play chess | give cpr | pitch a tent | flirt | stitch a wound | read palms | use chopsticks | write in cursive | use an electric drill | braid hair | make a campfire | make a mixed drink | do Sudoku puzzles | wrap a gift | give a good massage | jump-start a car | roll their tongue | do magic tricks | do yoga | tie a tie | skip a rock | shuffle a deck of cards | read Morse code | pick a lock

Tagging who ever wants to do this =w=

[askeremes]

How about like... Dick size headcAnons :o

Imho Seyren has the biggest. Has to have. Flamel would be a good second tho! Don’t ask me for exact sizes tho because I’d most likely would spout extremely wild measurements which can in no way be realistic.

I’m fairly sure tho that even whoever it is that has the smallest dick around there still has a decent size anyways. 

(Sorry @askseyren02 & @askflamel %D)

[askflamel]

Well according to science the average erect size of a male genetalia is 5.1 to 5.6 inches..

[askwolfchev]

I’d like to see you do better with the authorities tailing you.

[askflamel]

Ahhh.. Glad to see you again Wolfchev… Falling behind with your experiments??

[askwolfchev]

Ah, my fellow man of science, was it? At least my work, delayed as it may be, is actually related to science - you, however, seem to be experimenting with your sexuality only.

[askflamel]

Hey!! Even if I have my escapades ...I’m still working on my experiments..,

[askwolfchev]

I’d like to see you do better with the authorities tailing you.

[askflamel]

Ahhh.. Glad to see you again Wolfchev... Falling behind with your experiments??