Ask your towns local murderer

Hey-yo ! This is an askblog for Human!Fliqpy from Happy tree friends ! Feel free to ask anything ! {eng-esp}

[askfliqp-y]

You wish you were me.

“Have ya looked in the mirror lately? i am you, dumbass”

[askfliqp-y]

Fliqpy favorite murder weapon?

[askfliqp-y]

Fliqpy please be a nicer to your kid! After all think all the murder methods you can teach you can teach him!

The fuck kind of parent do ya take me for?!

[askfliqp-y]

You’re damn fucking right it’s a one time thing, better yet, it’s about to be non existent when I find you.

“UHM--”

[askfliqp-y]

does you have any childrens??

“I don’t remember what exactly went down... i wasn’t there so i’m guessing flippy’s soft ass took him in, our first meeting was kinda interesting tho”

[askfliqp-y]

you sure you don't bite? you seem like the express type *to* bite.

“be careful, i might leave a mark !”

[askfliqp-y]

hi what is the joke btween you and askporcupine?

“THAT WAS A ONE TIME THING AND A STUPID JOKE, NEXT FUCKING QUESTION”

[askfliqp-y]

Y——you smell bad...,,,,

“nice disguise darling, doesn’t fool me”

(( @ask-porcupine ))

[askfliqp-y]

[askfliqp-y]

Can you punch me in the face

“that’ll be 20 bucks”

[askfliqp-y]

Hey Fliqp, wanna go to the shooting range?

“did . . did it just talk ?”“god, the xanax is kicking”

[askfliqp-y]

(( @ask-porcupine ))

[ask-porcupine]

I hope you like the sandwiches and pineapple upside cake, made from scratch… @askfliqp-y

[askfliqp-y]

//yOU HAVE AN ASK FLIPPY BLOG NOW OM I wasn’t ready to let this dead fandom go

((Hell yeah babey ! ! ! Funny thing is that i actually had this askblog sitting around and being neglected since 2017 sobs, and i only got back to it because of a friend))

((I'm gonna try and be more active here, since this is currently my only tie with the htf fandom ! !))

[askfliqp-y]

Hey Fliqp... do you like... *dramatic hand gesture* ANIME???

“do i look like i know what an anime is ?

oh wait … is those annoying ass japanese cartoons Flaky likes to watch, ain’t it ? 

God, they’re so noisy, i hate those”

[askfliqp-y]

Hey fliqpy... it’s the first day of spring, would you like to go on a picnic for the day...? I made some sandwiches, some rose hip tea as well, chilled. ((@askporcupine.))

“Maybe they can join our picnic ! 

or maybe not, Lammy told me she and Flaky weren’t feeling too well …”

(( @ask-porcupine ))

((happy late first day of spring//autumn everyone ! !))

[askfliqp-y]

Fliqpy, qué tal te llevas con Flippy? te tolera? te odia? :0

“pero él me ha hecho saber por muchos medios que me odia, y bastante”