Boo, Slick!!

Hey there, Slick! The name's Doopliss, master of disguise and famed stage actor. Talk to me, bombard me with your questions, I don't care!! ((Doopliss Ask/RP Blog))

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HOO BOY.... I have not been ‘round here in a while. I know I have apologized for it a million times, but I’m so sorry for neglecting this blog ;; I’ve been particularly invested in my Mario OC ask blogs ( @mushroomcityapartments and @asktheshamansleuth which u should follow if you like my art+sense of humor) bc I’ve been working on lots of plot for those so I’m excited to get things moving along there.

I’ve had no inspiration for plot here unfortunately (though there is a high chance that doopliss WILL get involved with the plot over at mushroom city at some point), but I was looking through it and missing writing for the little brat. So, I think I’m gonna do some blog and inbox cleaning and try to get back to it?? Slowly but surely.

Thanks for sticking around you guys!! It means a lot!

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happy halloween from the spooky friend crew!!

sorry i’ve been so absent on this blog aaa.... i’ve been super focused on @mushroomcityapartments to move along plot there, but i promise one day the baby sheet will be back in action!! ;v ; thank you for your patience with me!

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A whole year... A whole year!!! It’s been a whole year since I had the courage to start up this blog, a whole year since I first joined the Nintendask community. It’s hard to believe really!!

Since I haven’t done as much as I would have liked to with this blog (as well as focusing on my OC ask blog), it feels like it hasn’t even been that long. BUt one year ago today, I decided “hey I should finally make a paper mario ask blog” and the sheet son arrived. I honestly had no idea where I was going with this at first, I just wanted to have some fun and gosh... I’ve made a lot of great friends and acquaintances along the way and I think I’ve improved my art a lot too!!

So uh, thank you guys so much for sticking it out with me and supporting me and Doop for this long. It really means a lot to me!! Even if I’m not as active as I would like on here (which I Need To Fix), it really does mean the world to me. That anyone was interested in this blog really!

So thank you so much for joining us for this one year... ;v ;Hopefully year 2 will be more eventful!!

(and I’m sorry this post isn’t so good, i’m just!!! in a lot of disbelief)

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OH HECK, it’s this blog’s one year anniversary ??? i cant believe its been a whoel year since I’ve started this blog!! i feel bad for not preparing anything bc i had,,, no idea until now but,,,, oops

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i”m SO SORRY I’M SO BAD AT KEEPING UP WITH THIS BLOG.... mushroom city has kept me preoccupied.... i feel so bad bc i still love this blog and doop and doing this blog i just. get distracted easily!!! i will continue soon enough i just need to dealwith some stuff on mushroom city bc i’m finALLY GETTING TO PLOT-ISH STUFF

also i kind of want to reblog the tweet meme here  👀

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OH HECK I just noticed I’m at 197 followers?? which is 3 away from 200??? Perhaps… I should ask for a promo? ;3c

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"Hey kid." He called out for him. "Haven't seen you in a while- and it looks like something happened during that time." With that, Samuel plopped down beside Doopliss, offering him a juice box. There was no pressure for Doopliss to tell Sam. If he wanted to, that would work, but right now the announcer knew he needed the comfort.

Doopliss didn’t need to look up. He was very well aware of who that voice belonged to by now. Stupid gosh darned meddling Buncle Sam. It was really a wonder to Doop why this guy cared so much about him after he tried to getting him fired as a prank (still hilarious).

“So he called you over, huh slick? Shoulda figured the bird would ask you to come to the rescue. I suppose this is where you make me spill all my innermost feelings and the like to figure out why I’m so down? Well if you think that’s what’s gonna happen… Gimme that.” He snatched away the juice box and immediately started fiddling with the straw. If he was going to have to talk about his feelings, might as well do it in the lap of luxury.

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“Wh… Buncle Sam, I’m sorry but does everything gotta be a fighting metaphor with you? All I’m gettin' here is to sucker punch death in the jaw, which uh, I don’t know if that’s physically possible? Like, I don’t know if death is an actual guy or just a concept or… is that another juice box?” He hadn’t noticed the offering while trying to parse the fucking convoluted metaphors this man was spewing. The straw was immediately ripped out of its plastic and impaled the box.

“Look… I don’t think you get it, slick. You’re an adult and also not dead, and also didn’t die on your birthday, and also don’t have no memory of anything from before death or have to deal with these things flaring up in your brain around your birthday which is supposed to be fun but it can’t ever be again because…!!” Uh oh, getting choked up now. Doop stopped and took some sips from his juice to try and stop himself from being an embarrassing mess of salty eye water.

Deep breath, suck it all up. “The point is, I have no idea what you’re saying to me right now and you’re gonna have to explain with something other than a fighting metaphor because I cant exactly get it through my brain while I’m a disgusting emotional mess who can’t exactly think straight."

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"Hey kid." He called out for him. "Haven't seen you in a while- and it looks like something happened during that time." With that, Samuel plopped down beside Doopliss, offering him a juice box. There was no pressure for Doopliss to tell Sam. If he wanted to, that would work, but right now the announcer knew he needed the comfort.

Doopliss didn’t need to look up. He was very well aware of who that voice belonged to by now. Stupid gosh darned meddling Buncle Sam. It was really a wonder to Doop why this guy cared so much about him after he tried to getting him fired as a prank (still hilarious).

“So he called you over, huh slick? Shoulda figured the bird would ask you to come to the rescue. I suppose this is where you make me spill all my innermost feelings and the like to figure out why I’m so down? Well if you think that’s what’s gonna happen… Gimme that.” He snatched away the juice box and immediately started fiddling with the straw. If he was going to have to talk about his feelings, might as well do it in the lap of luxury.

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AAAND 2 out of 2 done!! AU in which the Shadow Queen possessed the wrong body in the room by accident. Which would… probably make Doop even more scared of her than he already is!! Rip…

@ask-shadowqueenpeach :0c!!!

(also sorry there are no arms in sight, pretend they’re behind his back or something lmao)

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AAAND 2 out of 2 done!! AU in which the Shadow Queen possessed the wrong body in the room by accident. Which would... probably make Doop even more scared of her than he already is!! Rip...

@ask-shadowqueenpeach :0c!!!

(also sorry there are no arms in sight, pretend they’re behind his back or something lmao)

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(( HHEY GUYS, sorry I kind of. Said I came back and then disappeared a bit more. This semester was busy!! I was also trying to get stuff answered over at my Mario OC ask blog @mushroomcityapartments (which is cool and you should follow wink bc that’s what i’m working on when not this).

But now the semester is over so I’ll once again have a ton of free time so!! Yeah!!! ))

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My workout clothes usually consists of a pair of blue shorts I like, and whatever shirt I happen to be wearing at the time!! And it’s usually always to play Wii Fit.

Since you didn’t specify muse, I chose my Doop for this !! uv u

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(( Looks like it’s munday again! Go ahead and send in those munday asks if you have any for me! :3c ))

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Parrot Dad: “Ehh, well, you’re kind of in the right ballpark at least. That doesn’t bother him as much as it used to, I think it was a few decades ago or so he stopped thinking about it very much? Either way, they’re probably about as alive as he is at this point. Haha... yikes, that was terrible.

A-anyways, good guess at least. Sorry I have to be so secretive, but he doesn’t want me to tell anyone myself and I kind of have to listen to him! Wouldn’t be a very good guardian if I didn’t. I guess he’s always been a fan of frustrating guessing games, huh?”

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Parrotdad: “For the record, he’s not grounded. Trust me, if he was, that’s the only thing he would be talking about! He’s just in a tough spot and needs to be alone until he can properly sort out his feelings. This happens every year, so I’m used to it.

A-ahem, anyhow, I’m waiting for Marilyn and Vivian to arrive, so maybe he’ll be in a better mood when they get here? Until then, you can talk to me if you’d like!”

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Doopliss: “Of course I’m not okay, slicks. What was your first damn clue??

Ugh, don’t you guys have anyone else to bother? Get out of here.”

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