Ask Glitch City

MissingNo. is not the only glitch Pokemon. Jacred here, reporting from Glitch City. .4 and I will be your host and translator for the variety of other Pokemon glitches, from A to ZZAZZ. Don't worry, we're friendly and willing to talk! Mostly. Since I'm not the only one answering questions, I'll list the ways the others talk on here. You've already seen my typing style. .4 talks without any capitalization, and Female speaks in bold. ((And OOC text goes inside double parenthesis.)) Skype: askglitchcity

[askglitchcity]

why don't we have a dance party? that's pretty fun! ^^ ~~Po

I MAY APPEAR HUMAN, BUT I DO NOT INDULGE IN THEIR ECCENTRICITIES. IT IS... UNSIGHTLY.

[askglitchcity]

ahh... ZZAZZ is it? it would be quite the experience to battle you. - evil smile- how about it? ~~Nega

JACRED MENTIONED A MUDKIP WITH AN UNUSUAL NATURE. A FIGHT WOULD BE INTERESTING, FOR THE SAKE OF KNOWING.

HOWEVER, DOING SO MAY INVITE HIS RETRIBUTION. I WISH TO AVOID THAT.

[askglitchcity]

I bet you would be mega fun to party with : DD

PARTY? JACRED ASKED ME TO "PARTY" WITH HIM ONCE.

HE PLAYED A NOISE ON HIS COMPUTER AND THEN MOVED STRANGELY TO ITS RHYTHM.

HE SEEMED UPSET THAT I DID NOT PARTICIPATE.

[askglitchcity]

askzabra replied to your post: so what do you do for fun? ~~Po

Wait… I exist. Therefore, I glitch?

YOUR EXISTENCE IS A PASSIVE STATE.

OURS IS NOT.

THAT IS WHY YOU ARE NOT A GLITCH.

[askglitchcity]

so what do you do for fun? ~~Po

"FUN"?

I DO WHAT ALL OTHER GLITCHES DO.

I EXIST.

[askglitchcity]

I FIND THEM ENDEARING.

THE EXPLOSIONS ARE JUST HOW THEY VOCALIZE.

[askglitchcity]

hiya! where's Jacred? o.o ~~Po

HE IS STILL IN THE CITY. I DO NOT KNOW WHERE.

HE MAY TELL YOU HIMSELF WHEN HE RETURNS.

[askglitchcity]

HELLO. I AM ZZAZZ.

THE ONE YOU CALL JACRED IS ABSENT.

THEREFORE, I SHALL ANSWER QUESTIONS IN HIS STEAD.

[asknincada-blog-blog]

I would be happy to answer any questions you may have for me!

[askglitchcity]

((cough shameless self promotion cough))

[skittters]

[reshiramex]

i hope its a good one! :3

[sharkystic-deactivated20130506]

LET’S SING ANNOYING XMAS SONGS

Oh and I bet it’ll be fun!

[askglitchcity]

In the bubble like that, it kind of looks like a-

What.

Was that a-

How-

...

I'm... just going to call that a glitch.

[askandroidglados-blog]

(The above asks were from the inboxes of Whitney, Android GLaDOS, and Insane Wheatley)

While we don’t think any of you had any ill intentions in submitting these questions, the simple fact remains.

Rape is not funny.

Rape is not sexy. Rape is not cute. Rape is not love. Rape is not surprise sex they didn’t know they wanted.

Rape is an act of aggression to degrade the victim both physically and psychologically, and to forcefully assert dominance over them in such manners.

This is not to say that rape is an absolutely taboo topic, or that it can’t be handled tastefully in fiction. But it is never something to be taken lightly. We know you probably didn’t mean to apply its derogatory nature, nor were you trying to debase characters you claim to love. Nevertheless, rape is not something to be joked about with a smiley face attached to the end.

We are not trying to attack any of the anons personally. But, please, for the sake of all of us, learn to understand the gravity of what it is you are saying.

P.S. This is a relevant post.

[askagumballmachine]

[[Relevant to some recent asks I’ve received.  Any sort of this will automatically be deleted.]]

[askglitchcity]

So I got one of those Skype accounts that everyone else seems to be getting. Feel free to catch me at askglitchcity!

...now if only I could figure out how to work the thing.

[askglitchcity]

Found a Bad Egg sitting around today. I'm not particularly hungry, and I haven't covered a glitch lately, so might as well cover them.

Despite appearances and what the Pokedex says, Bad Eggs aren't really eggs. They appear the same way most other glitches appear. They rarely hatch, and if they do it's often into a glitch or another Bad Egg. They're not particularly dangerous, as far as glitches go, but they're a bit of a nuisance.

(There's another type of glitchy egg from Johto. It's like the Bad Egg, except it's guaranteed to hatch... into another Glitch Egg. It's an endless cycle with that one.)

[askglitchcity]

Burlap says: So Jacred... Do you consider yourself more of a pokemon or a human? Since you are implying that glitches are something in and of themselves.. What do you see yourself as closer to?

Like I said before, glitches are really made of the same sort of stuff Pokemon are made of, just organized differently. It's why you can capture them in a Pokeball, though it's not a perfect process. It's also why some glitch Pokemon can potentially evolve into normal Pokemon breeds under a trainer's influence.

That means that physically, I'm closer to being a Pokemon, though I doubt you could catch me in a Pokeball. However, my shape and mental programming are human so that's what I identify as.

[kiranarice-deactivated20131026]

[fawndon-deactivated20180309]

…. is it far enough to my right? D:>

Cause that would mean a game room, CDs, DVDs, a hallway, a chair, a fridge, a kitchen, and the fence of the backyard behind the window… along with things scattered on the floor. ……ur…

[zabrajandrews-deactivated201203]

((*Stares at wardrobe at end of bed* … Oh HELLS no!))

[ask-kyogre-blog]

OOC: My Door. Oh dear god.

[ask-shinycelebi-deactivated2011]

I just laid down the Mudkip/Celebi sketch…

MUDKIPS WILL BE MY DEATH? D8

[ask--bulbasaur-closed-deactivat]

((xDDD my backpack. this is no coincidence. School… sucks.))

[deactivadedstitch-deactivated20]

my wall? :(

[ask--cyndaquil-deactivated20120]

((My sister will Assassinate me. D8 ))

[askglitchcity]

((Glass spheres from IKEA.

I knew their purposes were sinister.))

[fairyfoxprincess-blog-deactivat]

Burlap: Glitch City is it? [/thoughtful] I believe I came across data on that place before. An option my trainer looked into once with her research. Glitches are a step in between pokemon and something other, and even a mix of human too. If taken apart, A glitch would prove to be a most interesting test subject, perhaps even hold a clue to the genetic structure of other pokemon and how to change or combine pokemon with each other, or possibly humans. tell me Jacred, Do you know what makes you tick? Would you care to come by sometime and find out?

[askglitchcity]

Oh, so you’re a scientist~! And here I thought you were just their local madmon. You’re more interesting than I expected, Burlap.

I think I’ll pass on your offer to learn about my personal mechanics, but I’ve done a lot of my own studies on the others running around here, and I’ve no problem with sharing that information. They certainly have the power to do some amazing things.

You’d have to be careful though. Even with preparation, you’ll likely have to deal with unexpected events. And of course, you’ll have to find a way into the City. I don’t know of any paths from Hoenn.

I wonder how resourceful you are, little Spinda?

[fairyfoxprincess-blog-deactivat]

((OOC: I’m legit dying each time I see a response from you. <3 ilusomuch.)) Madmon? Well, if I wasn’t already aware of how stupid wild pokemon could be, I might take a bit of offense to that. What counts as ‘strange’ to Koi, a wild spinda, is something completely different to someone with an ounce of intelligence in their heads. I wouldn’t go so far as to call myself a scientist though. I merely continue on the research my genetisist trainer began. I myself am genetically engineered, able to do things humans thought they alone could do, such as wielding and manipulating machinery, investigating high security bases, tearing apart enigmas to unravel their secrets. I’m also given the most advanced technology and items as gifts from my mistress too. ANd when she doesn’t, other trainers are.. quite willing to part with so said items. Oh? Unexpected events, hmm? Well that could be why my trainer never looked too far into the idea of experimenting on glitches. I however was raised, and trained to continue her work, with the team she raised next to me, and we however, will explore farther than her. You are correct, there are no access points into Glitch City from Hoenn that have been discovered. However, my team does not all reside here. There are a few members in Kanto, johto, even two in sinnoh. My resources stretch far and wide, Jacred. Is this a challenge?

[askglitchcity]

((fff, thanks <3. I love seeing your posts too! Who knew spindas could be so awesome.))

Consider it a challenge if you wish. I would rather think of it as a friendly warning. You're clearly an interesting Pokemon, and it'd be a shame if you or your "team" became victims of the city.

Don't let that stop you, though! If you really want to learn the secrets of the city and us glitches, feel free to come by. Maybe you'll learn something satisfying. So long as you don't try to mess around with my friends, I won't mess around with yours.