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me: do you also have the motivation to write it
brain: yes :)
me: you said that last time and then we got 5k in before you lost it
brain: i have the motivation :)
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brain: i have a new fic idea!
me: do you also have the motivation to write it
brain: yes :)
me: you said that last time and then we got 5k in before you lost it
brain: i have the motivation :)
me:
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I had to redraw this cake 🍰
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what if on Taskmaster one of the contestants died in the middle of filming a task but after doing enough of the task for it to be deemed complete so since there was nothing in the rules to say you had to be alive throughout they allowed it. & then all the other contestants bombed so badly that the dead person won the task and in the studio Greg was there like 'wow you all managed to do worse than Christine and she was dead for most of it'
they don't sub in a replacement contestant for the studio shows so one of the chairs is just empty and sometimes when contestants are arguing their case on something they're like 'I think if Christine was still with us she'd take my side' and Greg would be like 'for fuck's sake stop bringing up Christine'
also everyone (Greg included) would dunk on Alex for 'killing Christine' with the task and Alex would keep nervously laughing it off and be like 'legally speaking we weren't responsible for what happened to Christine'
the interstitials for the season occasionally feature randomly inserted shots of Christine's lifeless body lying on the ground
obviously it would already have been announced that Christine died filming Taskmaster but during the show they wouldn't say which task it happened in so every time there's a Christine segment it'd be like is this the one where she died 🤔 let's watch and find out
browsing some dark romance titles for reasons (you know why) and ran into this in the blurb for The Ritual
what does it mean that they "require their blood in payment"? obviously it's a play on the idea of receiving payment in blood, but what do those words actually mean in that order? also and unrelated what the fuck do you MEAN the most powerful men in the world are a gaggle of college undergrads? Tyler from Intro to Psychology???
working at a university really makes any romance set among college undergraduates unreadable but ESPECIALLY the dark romances where they're supposed to be like sinister mastermind daddy doms. he's 20 years old dude. there's a good chance he doesn't know how to do laundry. I know a guy who was living in a house with 4 other dudes when he was 20 and they were all sharing one fork. that guy's not leading the college mafia.
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Hi I haven't stopped thinking about this art by @ghostengarden
Eddie thought he knew what he was signing up for when he'd hired Steve to dance at the Hellfire Club.
The tinge of attitude and little bit of sass-mouthing hadn't really been a red flag, especially not on someone as self-assured as Steve. The Omega knew how hot he was, and Eddie knew that the sexy, entitled brat schtick would pull a good amount of clientele.
He'd been right about that, and everything had been going exactly as Eddie expected— until Steve started turning that attitude onto Eddie himself. It was like he knew all of Eddie's buttons, knew exactly which ones to press to get the Alpha frustrated, to have him heated and wanting.
It didn't take long for Eddie to snap, something Steve seemed to revel in. Quickly after that, he pulled Steve from performing entirely.
Now Eddie sits at a VIP table, chatting with a few men who reached out, expressing their desire to invest in Eddie's side business. An Omega waitress sets a tray of drinks on the table, and Eddie thanks her as the three men openly ogle her.
He gets it, even if he's not interested— after all, the black bodysuits were chosen specifically to accentuate their servers' figures, to entice clients and encourage them to tip better.
"Your employees are very pretty, Mr. Munson. I would almost say moreso than other establishments we've visited," one of them says, and Eddie smiles as he takes a glass.
"The pretty ones want to work here because they know we take care of them. We keep them safe, make sure they're comfortable."
"That one must be your crowning jewel," the ringleader, an Alpha named Creel, says as he gestures over Eddie's shoulder. "Will he be dancing later?"
Eddie glances behind him and spots Steve leaning against the bar, chatting with the bartender. He's wearing a bodysuit similar to the waitress, but in a soft baby pink. The ruffled bustle attached to his backside and feather adorned on his head are eye-catching, pulling the attention of the people around him— attention that Steve lives for, that Eddie only puts up with because he knows that Steve is his.
"Oh, no," he replies as he faces forward again. "Steve doesn't dance."
Creel looks amused, and says "Oh, come on. Why not? I'm sure plenty of people would pay handsomely to see him up there, myself included."
Eddie bites back a retort and simply calls out a "Stevie!"
Moments later, a hand settles on his shoulder and Eddie grabs it, tugging him closer. He can pinpoint the exact moment Creel spots the mating mark on Steve's neck, and resists the urge to puff up in pride over his mate.
"Sweetheart, will you tell Mr. Creel why you don't dance anymore?"
Steve smiles sweetly as he leans into Eddie's side, their fingers lacing together. "Because my Alpha is a jealous bastard who can't stand me being on display like that."
"Mhmm. And what is your job now, baby?"
The smile shifts into a sharp grin as Steve flashes his little Omegan fangs. "I walk around, look pretty, and make sure people keep their grabby hands off the staff."
"And you're so good at it," Eddie says as he presses a kiss to the back of Steve's hand. "You can go back now, sweetheart. Sorry for bothering you."
Steve giggles and says "I don't mind, Alpha," before he's turning away, hand slipping from Eddie's as he goes back into the crowd. The ruffled monstrosity on his backside bounces with every movement, and Eddie smiles, knowing how happy the frilly thing makes him.
"He certainly is something," Creel says, pulling Eddie's attention back to him. "I can see why you snatched him up."
"Steve is the love of my life," Eddie says with a tight, sharp smile, a statement and a warning that Creel must take, because he nods.
"Pity."
Fucking bastard.
"Why don't we enjoy the show a little," one of the other men says, clearly sensing the rising tension, "then we can discuss our business."
Eddie takes the out and raises his glass in a mock toast. "Sounds good to me."
I don’t know what we did to deserve Mr. Rogers but I’m so glad we had him.
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Guys I was GIDDY with excitement when I realized the stick is how they figure out the standing-up perspective!!! I always figured people doing this stuff just had magical perspective powers but that makes SO MUCH SENSE what a cool tool!!! Amazing job!
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Spin the wheel. Tomorrow, you wake up in this country with, however implausible, a passport for both it and your home country. How do you feel?
This is awful; I’m booking a trip home immediately.
I really don’t like this; I’ll stick it out briefly, but I’m heading home soon.
This isn’t great; I’d rather be back home, but I’ll manage until I can get back.
Being here isn’t better or worse than being in my home country.
This is pretty nice; I’ll stay a little while, but go home eventually.
I love it here; I’ll be staying a long while before I go home.
This is amazing; it’ll be a long time before I go home, and I may stay here.
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SHAWN HATOSY as TITUS DANFORTH in “Ready or Not 2: Here I Come” ♡
it's really funny how the entire world basically just blew the fuck up six short years ago and nobody wants to admit that that may have had some lasting consequences lmao
like so much of Everything today is premised on the idea that the earth-shattering catastrophe which happened within living memory of everyone older than a third grader has had no meaningful material or psychological effects on the general public and i don't think that's good, lol.
"(some of) the top-line economic indicators (sorta) recovered (in most places) so everything is fine and we don't need to talk about it" is not a sustainable framework for interfacing with reality
"why is everyone so angry and paranoid now?" "why is politics so dysfunctional now?" "why is [x] [y] and [z] now? blah blah blah"
2020:
Aye, there’s the rub.