All must be One

Our purity has managed to finally unite the world formerly known as Mirrodin in our flawless image, but if we are to maintain our perfection we must ensure it is spread to many worlds beyond our new home. (Main blog is subvert-invert.tumblr.com))

[exorcist-on-paws-blog]

Reblog if I'm allowed to send you in character asks even if we have never talked before.

[blog-for-rpers]

Reblog if your character has killed someone.

[keytarofkruphix]

I saw a thread on 4chan about living with the 4 praetors in a house, whom are friendly to you and you are immune to the oil and what you’d do in that situation. I sorta giggled when they said ‘Vorinclex isn’t house trained’.

[askgrandcenobite]

It's true, of course

[hopelessly-vorthosian]

All will be one indeed.

Soul of New Phyrexia looks like the combination of the five praetors. Elesh Norn is obvious. Giant porcelain headplate. But it’s really Vorinclex’s body and pose and Urabrask’s tail.

Jin-Gitaxias and Sheoldred are less obvious, but are that not his spinal spikes all over the body and her hind legs?

I need this as a wallpaper and make comparisons.

[sarkhan-volkswagen-deactivated2]

nyxweaver

u kno what’s up

[nyxweaver-deactivated20150621]

Mmmm yes talk dirty to me 🎷

[sarkhan-volkswagen-deactivated2]

is sexy phyrexia a thing yet

[theceaselesshunger]

Yes. It always was a thing.

[sarkhan-volkswagen-deactivated2]

just hoarded the sexyphyrexia url

[nyxweaver-deactivated20150621]

Hey lil’ artifact let me whisper in your ear

[sarkhan-volkswagen-deactivated2]

elesh porn

[theceaselesshunger]

Who summoned me.

[askgrandcenobite]

excuse

[nyxweaver-deactivated20150621]

Maybe whenever someone sends me a creepy comment I’ll just publish it with pensive minotaur to show my mix of astonishment and disgust

[sarkhan-volkswagen-deactivated2]

[keytarofkruphix]

"BUT WHY."

[keytarofkruphix]

New Phyrexia doesn’t give a fuck about your basic bitch board wipes.

[askgrandcenobite]

((WOOOOOOOOOOW WOOOOOOOOOW YOU JUST NOW RESPONDED. But yes of course I want to, it's fun arguing with you)) Cenobite, You who are of flesh and steel, You who force others to begin their Passage before they are due to. How is that which is your cursed domain?

((I'M SORRY I CHECK THIS BLOG FAR TOO INFREQUENTLY))

Force? We do not force anything, save for the advancement of our divine cause. If there is a certain fate that is established long before birth, then it is my will that will lead that to be executed. 

Already, I am insulted. You imply that we are subject to forces greater than our own? How spiteful. Have you not learned that your little laws of life and death hold no sway on our world?

[askgrandcenobite]

Our domain suffers, perhaps. My enemies run rampant throughout the plane, I can sense, yet I am certain they are too weak and petrified to outright strike. There is unease, laying underneath a thin layer of what can be described as peace.

My foes assume that merely because my greatest conquests were made in the shining light of the suns that I am incapable of fighting from the shadows. They assume I am weak, and unwilling. Yet I need not act because there is no threat to me. The ones that stand against me can exist only in the shadows, only in hiding. None will dare stand openly against me. And in that, I have already won.

[chandra-nalaar]

there’s 2 sides to this fandom

[commandertheory]

I definitely wasn’t expecting to see a reference to my favorite plane tonight.

[theceaselesshunger]

IT LOOKS LIKE NORN I’M FREAKING OUT.

[anowon]

ITS TIME FOR A LADY DWARF PLANESWALKER

thats everything the people (namely me) want and its time

[sarkhan-volkswagen-deactivated2]

I’m on board.

[ladysnake86]

Same here.

[northernweird]

I love this idea!

[askgrandcenobite]

✩

✩ :Belief they've questioned/struggled with

((OH BOY OH BOY. FAITH AND BELIEF IS LITERALLY THE FOUNDING CORNERSTONE OF NORN'S BEING AND IT IS SOMETHING SHE STRUGGLES WITH NEARLY CONSTANTLY. not that anyone ever knows of course. the orthodoxy must remain strong. but literally existential crises over the nature of phyrexia and the multiverse is a struggle constantly and its one of her deepest fears, that everything she has built up and believes in is wrong.))

[askgrandcenobite]

★

★ :A socially unacceptable thought they've had

((I mean, you can't just utterly disassemble and destroy your underlings when they fail to deliver results, or attempt to argue. It wouldn't be clean. But there has been many a time when Elesh has had to resist the temptation))

[askgrandcenobite]

⋆

⋆ :Minor personality flaw or quirk

((It's strange, all of Norn's most pressing flaws are pretty grand, it's hard to think of minor things. Though, I imagine subtle plays of power are very very much part of Norn's dig. Stuff like always getting the last word in a discussion, abruptly shutting off others, things like that to ensure that she is in charge))

[askgrandcenobite]

Way you destroyed Urabrask and Steel Thranes was too simple. They might have been corrupted inside but they were still Phyrexians. It's a bad sign. If they could be destroyed like that so can be you! And what will follow after ward? No way to be raised back, no after life, no way to continue progress, just oblivion. But what will that mean? A power vacuum. No one will be able to carry on your role. No one will stop Vorinclex and Jin-Gitaxias from fighting and Phyrexia will fall. So easily.

Urabrask and Sheoldred were broken, from the inside out. There was no joy in the act of eradicating them, but it had to be done. And I am utterly certain that I share none of the weakness that led them to be annihilated and I fear not for my safety.

Who would betray me? Jin is terrified of me, I feel it. He hides in his little palace at Lumengrid, scuttling about with some grand experiments while ever so quietly my rule over this world is cemented. Let him fiddle with his tools and science while the rest of the world moves on without him.

Vorinclex is weak, pathetic. Perhaps one day I will eradicate him and bring order to the Tangle to exploit its vast resources and potential. But he lacks the organization and strength for any serious action. Let him rot in his fields of dying flesh.

I will not fall. I am the will of Phyrexia manifest. Is this to demoralize me? Your words are laughable, and pathetic.