Incorrect MBTI Quotes

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INFJ: Am I made of atoms?

ENTJ: Yes, everything is

INFJ: Are shadows?

ENTJ: …

INFJ: Are dreams?

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*After an NT’s night out*

ENTP: I can’t believe that you live nearby and won’t let anyone crash at your place.

INTP: You people already know too much about me.

ENTP: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.

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INTJ: Don’t forget to take a scarf, it’s going to be pretty cold today ESFJ: I love you too

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esfp: intj, do you think I’m smart?

intj: oh, is that what we're gonna do today, we're gonna fight?

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Conversation between INTJ, INTP & ISFJ ? Thanks!

ISFJ: Help me with this crossword puzzle. What’s a four letter word for disappointment?

INTJ: INTP

INTP: *death stares* 

ISFJ: it fits.

#that70sshow #incorrectquotes #isfj #intj #intp

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Can you please do an enfp and infj conversation?

infj: how is it that you haven’t managed to kill yourself yet?

enfp: the day is still young

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A convo between ISTP and INTJ please.

istp: are there any animals you hate?

intj: children

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estp: Let’s do something REALLY scary!

isfj: We could go to bed early and be alone with our thoughts.

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INFP/ISTP friends?

istp: you’re pretty dumb

infp: thank you

istp: why are you thanking me? I just insulted you?

infp: all I heard was ‘you’re pretty’ and I’m trying to focus on the positives of life

istp: this is why I love you

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ENFJ and INTP?

*getting ready for a blind date*

enfj: WHAT DO I WEAR

intp: pants on your head

enfj: I’m trying to make a good impression damnit 

intp: lace pants on your head

enfj: pls

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isfp: What a jerk!

enfp: Is that what we're going to turn out like? If I ever start acting like that, you have to promise to kill me!

enfj: No! No more death pacts!

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Conversation between INTP and INFP?

intp: I'll make you sorry you were ever born.infp: Well, for your information, I'm already sorry I was ever born.

#fosters #fosters incorrect quotes

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this entp: what???? you guys!! *weeps* 

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Conversation between ESFP and INFP?

infp: esfp, if my stuffed bear is cold, can I put him in the toaster oven?esfp: No, infp. That would be a mistake.infp: esfp?esfp: Yes?infp: I made a mistake.

#boymeetsworldquote

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ENTJ x INFJ?

entj: nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing

infj: I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?

entj: yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate

#source: tumblr

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istp: *locks bathroom door*

istp: *shuffles over to full length mirror*

istp: *smooths hair*

istp: ...

istp: *dabs*