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I am Guo Huai...*coughs*...I will be glad to answer any questions you have for me. I am not frail to go into battle, so it won't hurt to answer some of your questions... (OOC: Hey there. Just making an ask blog for fun but also to try my hand at making some art. Nice to meet you all!)

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Next Time on KOEI Kombat

Individually, they are both considered the strongest of their lands, but...

...which one of them is the strongest of all?

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KOEI Kombat: Daqiao VS Xiaoqiao results

Result: DRAW

First on the weapons. Xiaoqiao's Iron Fan may have more attack power and brute force, but Daqiao's Pugil Sticks have more consistency in her attacks as well as a faster rate of attack.

Next are their Musou and EX attacks. Daqiao's Musou and EX attack are designed to keep enemies away, but keep in mind that it only works when they are in closer range. Xiao Qiao's Whirling Fists (Musou 1) may depend on enemies to be in close range, but her EX attack as well as her Meteor Strike (Musou 2) can attack from afar, enough to be away from Daqiao's EX and Musous.

As far as strategies go, Daqiao takes the cake for her cautious approach due to thinking first while Xiaoqiao just attacks head-on without thinking ahead.

In terms of maneuverability, Xiaoqiao is not only more faster but also more bold and daring due to her initiative instincts. She could be initiative enough to attack Daqiao, catching her off-guard. She is also quite persistent, attacking on even if she is being kept away by Daqiao's counterattacks.

Both sisters are evenly matched because their attributes compliment each other like the sun and the moon. Daqiao is defensive and swats away incoming enemies while Xiaoqiao is offensive and attacks enemies in closer range.

Feel free to message me for any questions and statements about the results.

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Return of KOEI Kombat: Daqiao VS Xiaoqiao

After a few months hiatus, I return once more and with my return is the long-awaited matchup between the Qiao Sisters. Though history books stated that they are both wives of Sun Ce and Zhou Yu, we will focus on their in-game statistics, starting with the Tale of the Tape. Thus starts this battle called The Battle of the Qiaos

  Name: Daqiao

Age: 17

Height: 5'3"

Weapon: Pugil Sticks

Allegiance: Eastern Wu

The elder of the famous Qiao Sisters of Jiangdong, Daqiao is renowned for her beauty that "puts all the flowers to hide in shame." As Sun Ce's devoted wife, she would put herself in the battlefield to protect him, even if she hated conflict. She wields the Pugil Sticks, twin rods imbued with magical properties that launches projectiles filled with petals, utilizing her baton twirling-like skills to keep enemies at bay. Her musous and EX attack are designed to keep enemies away, putting more emphasis on defense. Due to her hatred for conflict, she is known to be prudent and also anxious. Thus, with those attributes, she would prefer taking a defensive stance more than the offensive. However, even with those attributes, Daqiao is also known to be a bit shy and hesitant, which would lead her to be unable to think quickly in worst-case scenarios. Despite that, she is considered to be the more mature sister, often thinking ahead instead of charging forward.

Name: Xiaoqiao

Age: 16

Height: 5'3"

Weapon: Iron Fan

Allegiance: Eastern Wu

The youngest of the Qiao Sisters of Jiangdong, Xiaoqiao is also renowned for her beauty as well. However, she is completely the opposite of her prudent and shy elder sister. As the wife of the head strategist of Wu (Zhou Yu), she is more rambunctious and is more than willing to enter the fray for the sake of her loved one. Her weapon is the Iron Fan, which not only gives enemies the taste of metal but can also summon whirlwinds that can launch enemies. Her musous and EX attacks focuses on dealing damage to her enemies, especially her Whirling Fists musou, which can help launch enemies upward, leaving them prone to juggling attacks. Unlike her sister, she is more cocky and daring enough to fight, being more offensive in her attacks. However, she can also be quite immature and would rather go with instinct rather than thinking or going by the book. Because of this, she would land herself in troubling situations. However, she makes up for this by her persistence, which could be considered to be her redeeming factor.

All right, we've looked over their attributes and qualities. Who do you think shall be the better Qiao of all?

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*cough cough*

Wow...sure is quiet around here...

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Little Mac's Replacement

Meet the new main character for Punch-Out Wii 2: Little MA-c!

(Copyright belongs to Tecmo KOEI and Nintendo)

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Mount Sanguo

The US has Mount Rushmore:

The Three Kingdoms Era has this:

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Zhong Hui PO'ed

If somebody insults him, he snipes at you. If someone took some products that enhances his aesthetic image, well…this happens:

(Copyright belongs to Tecmo KOEI and 20th Century Fox)

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This is clearly fake.

I would never wear such an atrocious sweater.

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To be fair, Lord Zhong Hui, when you get excessively angry, you would blindly wear somewhat tasteless clothing. Besides, you would be very violent if someone takes your hairspray...Remember what happened to that flamboyant looking cadet who "borrowed" it? Let's just say he "disappeared" after you *ahem* "lectured" him...

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Zhong Hui PO'ed

If somebody insults him, he snipes at you. If someone took some products that enhances his aesthetic image, well...this happens:

(Copyright belongs to Tecmo KOEI and 20th Century Fox)

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Who wants kisses? Drop me a symbol!

★: A peck on the cheek.

☮: A peck on your forehead.

✈: A barrage of kisses all over your face.

☢: Several licks on your ear.

♛: One kiss upon your hand.

✖: A hickey on your neck.

♥: A kiss on your lips.

☠: My fist to your kisser.

Spread some love people!

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Xiahou Ba in Broadway

Here's Xiahou Ba in "Guys and Dolls: Star Wars Edition"

Copyright goes to Tecmo Koei (Xiahou Ba's head) and 20th Century Fox (everything else)

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Random Edits

(For the next few days, I'll post up some random funny pics. Here is one titled "The Guans in 'The F*** You Lookin at?'" featuring Guan Yinping, Guan Ping, Guan Suo, Guan Xing and Papa Guan Yu. (Inspired by a person in tumblr who I can't remember))

Copyright by Tecmo KOEI

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Wang Yuanji dressed up as Xiaoqiao (DW6). This one was relatively easy. I am planning on doing crimsonrebel’s suggestion of Yuanji in Wang Yi’s attire next. ^o^ If you have any suggestions of your own, please put them in my ask box. ♥

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Inbox me your reaction if my muse died. Bonus points if I suffer from feels.

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Reblog to show what your character's poker face would look like

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Profound Sadness

(Spring break is over yet I have answered only one question...why me...T^T)

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Does it hurt you to answer each question?

*cough cough* not really so long as they are not too long for me to answer 

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Drop a ◊ in my inbox and I'll tell you my reaction if you were in my bed,waiting for me.