I own the twitter handle helki too haha
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@askhelki
I own the twitter handle helki too haha
Gulp... hey guys... this blog is so bleek and bare (・・;)
Not as bleek and bare as @askhelki 's bald head
This is defamation and slander! I have very long, shiny, well taken care of blonde hair and I can prove it. To anyone who might have believed this for just even a second, please remember to check your sources before accepting information as fact on the internet! The fungus here is known for his outrageous and baseless claims.
I should answer all the thistles in my inbox. maybe. after like a month. hm. we'll see.
helki sketch to procrastinate
sorry idk what boar hunting is
maybe i'll clean it up later
art so good it brought me back from the dead WHAT THE FUUCKK🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💕💕💕💕‼️‼️‼️‼️ HUGE DAY FOR UNEMPLOYED PEOPLE 🤧🤧🤧🤧OHMYGOODNESSGRACIOUS
Hits you with zone of truth
Do you have a fursona
apparently
askblog discord server assigned fursona is. a canary. I'm not even employed with them anymore but whatever.
never use zone of truth on me again.
Since you liked my creme brulee so much, i figured you would like this. We elves like sweet things, dont we..?
*he hands him an expensive glass tupperwear, slightly warm to the touch. A concerning cold patch was in the left corner of the box, but mithrun doesn't have the desire to care*
I seperated the soup away from the ramen noodles, but i reccomend eating it while its still hot — you wouldn't want to eat cold fudge, and a heatspell can't beat when its freshly made.
- @ask-mithrun
(Please refer to #sundae ramen.)
OH MY DAYS how did you find me-
*he is too surprised to really object to the 'gift', and so he takes it. While he's already holding the intricately designed glass bowl, he figures it would be best to just eat it - anything to not have to be confronted, really. And so he does.*
...
*he nods. Hands Mithrun the bowl, now mostly empty. And turns around just fast enough to lean against the wall for support before--* !!
*he watches as it spills down on the floor. It was awfully rainbow, might i add*
Was that... too sweet for you?
khm. hm. yeah. We can say that.
*He looks away awkwardly, not sure what to say. The creme brulee was definitely better than this one, or, alternatively, his taste was much worse back then.*
Or maybe a terribly aggressive allergy I wasn't aware of until now... who knows? ha haaa ':^D
Hi guys, for April fools I will be answering all of the Thistles in my askbox
*fairy rings, Helki picks up.* huh? oh I'm supposed to say April fools after the lie. hm. mhm. okay. whoops! *Helki puts the fairy down, which flies away after a few seconds of confusion* Nevermind, then. I'll try again next year, sorry Thistles.
Since you liked my creme brulee so much, i figured you would like this. We elves like sweet things, dont we..?
*he hands him an expensive glass tupperwear, slightly warm to the touch. A concerning cold patch was in the left corner of the box, but mithrun doesn't have the desire to care*
I seperated the soup away from the ramen noodles, but i reccomend eating it while its still hot — you wouldn't want to eat cold fudge, and a heatspell can't beat when its freshly made.
- @ask-mithrun
(Please refer to #sundae ramen.)
OH MY DAYS how did you find me-
*he is too surprised to really object to the 'gift', and so he takes it. While he's already holding the intricately designed glass bowl, he figures it would be best to just eat it - anything to not have to be confronted, really. And so he does.*
...
*he nods. Hands Mithrun the bowl, now mostly empty. And turns around just fast enough to lean against the wall for support before--* !!
you forgot to tag helki
Burns up 12 elf cakes at precisely 501 degrees centigrade. with mind.
“They taste like disappointment.”
— @ask-thistle-the-mad
Where did you even get that much?? It's bad to waste food that's perfectly edible...
Someone worked hard to make those, even if they're good or bad...I feel bad for whoever they are.
BRO MY ELF CAKES😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀
I should answer all the thistles in my inbox. maybe. after like a month. hm. we'll see.
do you have stuff that could make me invisible invincible or both
-🐗
...
I am morally obliged to ask why
enemies
Do I get names or are you gonna pay extra?
Mithrun of the house of Kerensil
Hmm
He's not terrible but I can understand
My new question is if you have enough to pay for it
that depends on how much you're charging
Hmm it'll cost you 4 dragon scales and 2 eyes of a titanical tarantula
what the fuck are those
fine I'll see if I can sneak back home and find them in the attic. Pretty sure there's some weird stuff up there.
do you have stuff that could make me invisible invincible or both
-🐗
...
I am morally obliged to ask why
enemies
Do I get names or are you gonna pay extra?
Mithrun of the house of Kerensil
Hmm
He's not terrible but I can understand
My new question is if you have enough to pay for it
that depends on how much you're charging
do you have stuff that could make me invisible invincible or both
-🐗
...
I am morally obliged to ask why
enemies
Do I get names or are you gonna pay extra?
Mithrun of the house of Kerensil
do you have stuff that could make me invisible invincible or both
-🐗
...
I am morally obliged to ask why
enemies
Do you still want a chicken hat? -@milsirils-mailbox
Yes please:^[
You still bald?
*He makes his hair messy so the lace grids aren't visible* No.
Just remember, we still haven't done this month's heavy cleaning day -milsiril
Oh noooo- can it wait? A little?
Actually I might show up on the property soon but I can't tell you when exactly. I can't afford to be predictable, not right now.