Ask Hell's Favorite King

The names Crowley but you should already know that. I'm the king of hell. It's kind of a big deal. So, does anyone want to make a deal~? m!a:

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Great, a Winchester…Well this is going to be a long week.

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Oh, come now, darling. Aren’t you glad to see your husband?

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Husband? No no no. How could you say Im the wife?

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Crowley, i’m a chick, and i’m still less flamboyant then you.

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No I’m-…well that is true. But I’m still not the wife here!

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Oh, you totally are. Many people agree.

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Bollocks..

Well now I guess since I’m the wife, you can buy me whatever I want~

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I may be the husband, but i’m not buyin’ you shit.

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Well aren’t you a ‘fantastic’ husband..

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I’m an awesome husband.

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Oh please. Dont kid yourself.

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Oh yeah, like you would be any better.

[askhellsfavoriteking-blog]

I definitely would~

[crowleyqueenofhell]

[crowleyqueenofhell]

Prove it.\

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Oh please. I dont have to prove anything to you. Im sure if you ask the Winchesters they will tell you enough. Hopefully they will kill you too and do something useful.

[crowleyqueenofhell]

The Winchesters? Please. I have bigger fish to fry. I’m sure Abaddon would be more than willing to help me eliminate a destructive imitation.

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Abaddon?? Oh please dont make me laugh~

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Ok i wanna make a deal: chickens everywhere

..Chickens? Hm alright but you know what we have to do first~

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questiondeanwinchester said: //Thank God I thought you’d died and I am so glad you’re back… Hope your finals go well!

((Thanks. Last thing Id want to do is die and leave all you guys ^^ And Im pretty sure my finals went well but none of the scores are back yet. Ugh))

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Sex? Sex right now? Sex anywhere?

1-2: Im fine with it as long as we make a deal first. You cant just get this body for free~

((3: As long as its comfy Im good to go. Ok that sounds bad but you know))

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((Hello. For about the 20th time so far, I'm sorry for hiatus. I had finals and shit and there's a lot going on. I might answer some asks later but there won't be any pics or gifs.. I recently got braces, and by recently I mean literally a couple hours ago, and because of them I won't be doing cosplay for a while.. I just hate how they look and everything. But don't worry, eventually I'll get back into it.))

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(( Ichibancon was great! I met a few of you guys there and it was great. Man I cant wait for the next one. Idk if ill be doing Crowley again soon but we will see ^^ ))

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((TIME FOR CONVENTION. see you guys at Ichibancon ))

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Send 3 questions. The character will answer 2. The mun will answer 1.

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Hey guys. Ichibancon is next week and I’m SO EXCITED! Anyways my cosplay line up is:

Friday: 4-9 Season 9 Crowley Saturday: 11-9 Sherlock Sunday: 10-5 Cronus

If any of you guys will be there I’d love to know so I can meet you. Just message me or anything. So hopefully see you guys there

[crowleyqueenofhell]

Excuse me. Hell’s favorite—what?

Do I know you?

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You should. The names Crowley,…

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askhellsfavoriteking started following you

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Frightened?! Now that’s offensive

I’m the real king of Hell here. You should think about what you say to me before you’re knocked off your imaginary high horse.

[crowleyqueenofhell]

You’re the real King of Hell you say?

Prove it.\

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Oh please. I dont have to prove anything to you. Im sure if you ask the Winchesters they will tell you enough. Hopefully they will kill you too and do something useful.

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((I wasn't able to watch sherlock I don't have cable, only netflix :( SO not fair!))

((NOOOOOOOOOO ;n;. If you want a could give you a summary with pictures and gifs. ))

[askhellsfavoriteking-blog]

Great, a Winchester…Well this is going to be a long week.

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Oh, come now, darling. Aren’t you glad to see your husband?

[askhellsfavoriteking-blog]

Husband? No no no. How could you say Im the wife?

[ask-deana-winchester-blog]

Crowley, i’m a chick, and i’m still less flamboyant then you.

[askhellsfavoriteking-blog]

No I’m-…well that is true. But I’m still not the wife here!

[ask-deana-winchester-blog]

Oh, you totally are. Many people agree.

[askhellsfavoriteking-blog]

Bollocks..

Well now I guess since I’m the wife, you can buy me whatever I want~

[ask-deana-winchester-blog]

I may be the husband, but i’m not buyin’ you shit.

[askhellsfavoriteking-blog]

Well aren’t you a ‘fantastic’ husband..

[ask-deana-winchester-blog]

I’m an awesome husband.

[askhellsfavoriteking-blog]

Oh please. Dont kid yourself.

[xgooglechromex]

To all roleplayers I roleplay with:

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If I didn’t reply:

I’m still working on it.

I REPLY AT THE SPEED OF MOLASSES

If you ever want to roleplay:

Invade my inbox and scream at me.

I don’t bite… I cut people in half (sometimes)

Ask for a starter or just post one and tag me~

This goes for EVERYONE. If our characters don’t normally interact THEY WILL AND THEY WILL LIKE IT.

Random notes:

You are kind.

You are important.

You are smart.

I love you all <3.

And to those I don’t roleplay with:

We totally should.

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((Yeah yeah I know I haven't been on and all but HOLY SHIT DID ANYONE WATCH SHERLOCK TODAY CAUSE I AM FREAKING OUT AND IN COMPLETE DENIAL OF WHAT HAPPENED! I MEAN WITH SHERLOCKS KISSING SPREE, AND JOHN, AND ANDERSON, AND GREY I mean GREG, AND MYCROFT, AND MAMA AND PAPA HOLMES AND AAAH!! *takes a deep breathe* ok sorry.. ))

[hillivanilli]

I’m ready…

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Hey there Dad; this is the Spawn wishing you a Merry Christmas or whatever.

Yeah..well um. Merry christmas to you too..son.