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@askifyoudarekhorne
Basic info (ooc)
Roleplay and ask blog.
Consists of Hedgehog chihuahua unangry hamster (warp/anon nonsense) Angron being weirdly chill.
Khorne mostly bothers The Emperor, eleventh Primarch (eleventhprimarchwanderingabout) and Valdor (valdormyprogramingiswrong)
But he might pop in elsewhere.
Send ৻ꪆ For One Trauma My Muse Has And How They Cope/Don't Cope With It In Their Everyday Life
A bird creature has been tamed My Lord, I thank thee for granting the strength of mine to dominate it. THOSE OF THE SKY SHALL FACE MY WRATH
Yes! Conquer the skies! Bring me skulls! Let the blood flow!
I have found my cast iron skillet! Now I just need to remember what I was going to do with it.
The 'yes or no' game.
Send my muse "❓+" alongside harsh hitting questions, scenarios, anything question-related really, but they can only answer with "yes" or "no". Nothing more, nothing less.
My Lord Khorne. The ground bound mortals have been slain in this settlement and adjacent, though the gloriously monsterous birds refuse to land and face me. Cowards they are
Good job! Blood for me.
They bedazzled my skulls and spray painted everything purple!
Send a song rec you think fits my muse. Reasons why are optional.
small shrike are you in my realm?
Not currently.
Have you been in my realm recently?
Why would you think that?
My skulls have been painted gold recently you little brat.
Well gold is a superior color. It probably livens things up.
Why am I trying to make you a greater daemon again?
I don’t know.
Aren’t you late for anger management class?
Long string of curses
small shrike are you in my realm?
Not currently.
Have you been in my realm recently?
Why would you think that?
My skulls have been painted gold recently you little brat.
Well gold is a superior color. It probably livens things up.
Why am I trying to make you a greater daemon again?
I don’t know.
small shrike are you in my realm?
Not currently.
Have you been in my realm recently?
Why would you think that?
My skulls have been painted gold recently you little brat.
Well gold is a superior color. It probably livens things up.
Why am I trying to make you a greater daemon again?
small shrike are you in my realm?
Not currently.
Have you been in my realm recently?
Why would you think that?
My skulls have been painted gold recently you little brat.
small shrike are you in my realm?
Not currently.
Have you been in my realm recently?
Ten thousand… why are all my skull mountains ten thousand exact?
More glitter gets thrown into your face
Almost throws a mint edition skull in your face.
Awwww. You can’t even retaliate to my provocations. So pathetic
Shut it.
Khorne glared at Alexander. Then at the skull.
That goes for you too. Where do you even get the glitter?
You think I’ve lived this long and don’t have too much glitter?
Ugh…
The skull starts singing about mollusks.
Why? This is why I keep separating you and the other skull. What do you want Alexander? Besides throwing glitter in my face.
I won’t answer for your mollusk skull. That is a conversation for just the two of you.
But what I want is to die. You know this, and maybe if I ragebait you enough you can finally finish me for good. It probably won’t happen but I like to hope.
I am in anger management.
Do you know how many more hours of that nonsense will be added to my sentence if I killed you?
If it is just hours then you’ll be fine. Time doesn’t exist in the Warp remember?
I still have to attend the therapy appointments and the why do you feel like that and the have you tried jewelry making? Always with the jewelry!
The jewelry sucks, and if the therapist won’t listen to your issues then I suggest getting a different one.
Also *throws more glitter*
Throws a squid at Alexander.
I hate glitter almost as much as I dislike jewelry.
The squid hits Alexander directly in his face and slides off. Revealing a smug grin
Jewelry huh. I can come up with something for that.
If I wasn’t holding my mint edition singing about mollusk custodian skull…
Throws more glitter (the infinitely worse kind that is smaller)
We offer to curse some glitter for you.
What would it cost me?
Throw some at Khorne. We spite that brother free of charge.
Huh. I’ll keep you to that now gimme
*A large bucket appears in front of you, and fills with glitter*
Alexander turns to Khorne a shit eating grin on his face
Throws another lobster at Alexander.
Tzeentch has a necron. Why don't you have a necron?
I’m working on it.
are you the reason the mint edition custodian skull and Original Azar skull are both chatting about mollusks? - Khorne
YES.
You make anger management difficult.
SKILL ISSUE
I swear if… the custodian has never given me his name but if he and Azar start saying ‘skill issue’ I will dump the skulls of your first war on that accursed throne.
THANKS FOR THE IDEA!
This is why I am uninterested in your skull.
WELL, YOU COULDN’T HAVE IT ANYWAY BECAUSE I FUCKED UP AND GRAVELY DAMAGED IT.
THOUGH I WOULD MOST DEFINITELY RAGEBAIT YOU.
I have books on skull care if you would like one. They may start shout obscenities when opened.
YES. UNLESS YOU TRY AND TIE IN SOME WEIRD SHIT WITH THE GIVING OF THE BOOK.
Unlike a certain squid-scammer I give my books freely.
A bright red book appears.
AH! QUITE THE LIBRARIAN
I have many warp-forced hobbies.
WHICH IS VERY UNDERSTANDABLE.
It is a source of endless annoyance— one second.
Azar stop that right now. I will put you back in air jail!
I do not know what the warp hopes to achieve by insisting I take up a new hobby every week.
AT LEAST THE ARENT ATTEMPTING TO PUT YOUR CONSCIOUS IN A WARP HOSPITAL.
I’m sure it crossed the warps mind once or twice.
THOUGH, THE WARP ALREADY HAS YOU IN ITS GRASP ACTUALLY, SO WHOSE TO SAY YOU HAVENT ALREADY BEEN TAKEN?
…if you start speaking like Tzeentch I will attach the most annoying skull I have to your throne.
If he does and you do, We will gladly alter the skull in whatever way We think will most annoy you.
Growls
Don’t touch my skulls.
