Shit lets be trickster

On a hiatus until School's over Hey there! So glad you could stop by at my blog. Maybe you should send me an ask~ Inbox: 0/15 M!A: 

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ask the the boy who cant put the toilet seat down

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(( This Dave blog is dead, I’ll be over on this blog instead if you wanna keep seeing my art)) 

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Requests open

Taking OC/Canon requests of human characters to practice coloring. Shot me an ask of what you want :) 

look at “dabe’s doodles” tag if you wanna see examples of what you might get. Anyone can ask yO

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Requests open

Taking OC/Canon requests of human characters to practice coloring. Shot me an ask of what you want :) 

look at “dabe’s doodles” tag if you wanna see examples of what you might get. Anyone can ask yO

[asking--dave]

what doesnt kill you makes you stronger 

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what doesnt kill you makes you stronger 

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but i dont plan on visiting john in Washington anytime soon

maybe one day 

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YOOO IMPORTANT

JUST A REMINDER THAT IF I TALK TO YOU AT ALL MY BDAY IS JUNE THE 15 AND YOU KNOE WHAT I WANT? I WANT EVERYONE TO POST A SELFIE SAYING SOMETHING NICE ABOUT THEMSELVES WITHOUT SAYING “I GUESS” THATS ALL I WANT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE  POST YOUR HELLA HOT FACE WITH A HELLA NICE THING ABOUT YOURSELF BECAUSE SELF-LOVE IS SO IMPORTANT AND MAKES ME SO HAPPY WHEN I SEE IT. IT DOESNT MAKE YOU VAIN OR SELFISH AT ALL YOU SHOWS THAT YOU ARE HELLA HOT AND YOU FUCKING KNOW IT AND OWN IT EVERYDAY  IM SO FUCKING SERIOUS ABOUT THIS  JUNE

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POST SELFIES WITH NICE THINGS ABOUT YOURSELF FOR MY BIRTHDAY AND TAG THEM “OLIVER’S BDAY” PLEASE ITS ALL I REALLY WANT 

IF YOU REALLY DONT WANT TO POST A SELFIE THEN DRAW YOURSELF/ WRITE ABOUT YOURSELF/ JUST BE REALLY SWEET AND NICE TO YOURSELF IM SO DEAD FUCKING SERIOUS. 

[asking--dave]

Are you Dav(e)inci? (;v; I tried to make a pun. I tried)

there was once upon a time when my ask title was no shitty jokesthis is why

[asking--dave]

dave gimme the thunder thighs

thighmaster hears your cries 

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*stuffs bread into mouth* 

athk me thit 

[asking--dave]

((neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd))

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(( I WAS GONNA SAVE THIS UNTIL MY HIATUS WAS OVER BUT LIKE BY THEN ITLL BE TOO LATE, FUCKING FITE ME GANGPLANK ILL TAKE YOU DOWN ))  

[asking--dave]

HIATUS 

UNTIL SUMMER K?

K COOL 

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I dont know much of eridan, but Karkat tells me ALL about him BD 

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[asking--dave]

ROXY: i made a thing for u too!!

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this is some pretty sweet loot 

Big SC couldnt do better thanks Roxy  (( Jfc how long ago was christmas?)) 

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And what I think of you now :'D 

1. askingdirk

   First Impression: "And its artist like this that make me consider selling my soul just to be as good as." 

   Current thoughts: Wow what a nerd. Wow what an angel. Wow what a Lenny facer. 

2. ask-thisadventurer 

   First Impression: "Awww thats such a cute blog idea and look at how adorable john looks :'D" 

  Current thoughts: "Jfc ritz. What shes drawing is probs pron. Pervert jfc. JFC. :^). *insert lame joke here* What a homo. iM GRATEFUL THAT YOU TALKED TO ME WHILE I WAS SICK EVEN THOUGH ID IGNORE YOU AND PICK SLEEP OVER AND TREATED YOU LIKE SHIT IM SORRY" 

3. ask-opposite-karkat 

   First Impression: "Who is jay???? I wanna meet this Jay. Fucking bloody hell I missed jay. Jfc this human davesprite." 

 Current thoughts: "Katty get on msparp you loser. You cant just give me a ship to love and then ditch gurl thats not how this shit is gonna be played. Ha Kattys adorable." 

4. ask-oppositestuck-stridork

   First Impression: "This art style is fucking adorable I need to marry it and love it and cherish it. DAVE THATS REALLY ANGSTY NO STOP." 

 Current thoughts: "You motherfucking twit jerking plonker. Dont even. Gingerbread deer killer. Why are you so so cool. Glad that you're my moirail." 

5. ask-yandere-john 

 First Impression: "Wait what. This person drew my shitty muse in their art? The fuck. Why are you so cool and sweeeettt :'D." 

Current thoughts: "*Insert super dumb pickup line here that makes you block me on skype.*. Johndave loveable trash. Great art dont even argue with the recovering sick person. Happy that I helped you with the AU and that I get the pleasure of talking to you :D." 

6. askdanderejake

First Impression: "Ha wow this person is great. I love their art so much omf."  Current thoughts: "Maroon did you just send me a poledancing male video? You did. Thank the holy animal thong gods. Haha wow you loser. Omf stop being so sweet ha. IM LIKE REALLY REALLY GLAD I BEFRIENDED YOU BECAUSE YOU WAS THE FIRST ASK-BLOGGER PERSON I EVER BEFRIENDED AND IM REALLY THANKFUL FOR THAT AND YOU WILL ALWAYS HAVE A SPECIAL PLACE IN MY HEART! YOU'RE THE BOMB DIGGTY."

7. askjudesprite  

First impression: " This person is like super smooth wtf. Are they butter in real life??" 

Current thoughts: "THE DETAIL ON THOSE FACES HOW DO EVEN?????????? That smooth as fuck coloring though. 99% sure they are buttered bread irl. Jk. Super sweet. Great jade cosplayer wow. Meme lord??? Probs. Adorable." 

8. askjunebug

First Impression: Wow their muse is really cute! Im in love with this blog. Why doesnt her promo have more notes?????????????? Am I gonna ship DaveFemJohn? Probably. 

Current thoughts: ART! GREAT ASK BLOG RUNNER. Great advice giver. Senpai teach me how to art. Wonderful person. But seriously that art. Look at the colors. I have picked up tips from you, senpai :'D 

9. askdickydirky

First Impression: Im in love with this idea for trickster bro. Bro looks so amaze. I need to befriend this person. 

Current thoughts:  Hot muse. Hot mun. Great human being overall. Wonderfully sweet person. Extremely nice. Art had me like holla. 

10. askthisjakeenglish

First Impression: Oh my god. What a great jade cosplayer. Really nice person. 

Current thoughts: ADORABLE CUTIE POOTIE. Favorite Jade cosplayer. Great person with an adorable way of talking <3 

11. literallydavesprite

First Impression: Ha wow this askblog is pretty canon :'D. They play video games. Hell yes. 

Current thoughts: Not the video games I play though. Really funny guy. Really cartoony art style that I freaking love. 

Final thoughts: Im super glad that Im able to call you all my friend or even have your skype contact info :'D. Im in hardcore regret that I got fucking sick during christmas eve and christmas like wtf talk about timing. The reason why is that you all deserve to have time and effort put into a gift that shows how grateful I am for you. Im proud of all of you and honestly having the time to chit-chat with you all puts this big cheesy smile on my face and like sometimes I squeal really intensely during conversation at my computer screen idk i get happy/excited really easy. Again, Im super duper sorry that I got sick during the holidays  the point I couldnt put time into making you all something. I still feel really groggy and gross so take this as my thanks and appreciate to you? Kind of like a christmas gift and new years thing wrapped up into one big present waiting for ya with a big pink bow. I hope your new year is as wonderful and sweet as you all. 

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((the ask box is empty and i have a week and a half of free time sooooo))