A Dreamer's Guide to Prospit!

Living on Prospit's a joy and a thrill, especially when you've so much time to kill!Welcome to your official-ish guide to Prospit, Skaia, and Battlefield! I am here to answer all your questions about Prospit, Skaia, and the Battlefield! So don't be afraid to send an ask!

[dahniwitchoflight]

lilietsblog replied to your post “Do you think it’s absolutely necessary for a session to have balanced…”

does there NECESSARILY have to be a Time Player? Like it’s theoretically possible to complete a game with no save/loading it’s just super hard and unlikely

after thinking about it awhile I do believe so, yes

Because the Time player’s function is not only to Scratch if they need to, but to also help with the frog breeding process, which is intentionally created to take too long to finish properly in normal session time, before the end of the derse prospit war and the reckoning happens

You need a Time player’s time travel powers to set up enough loops to able to complete the whole process on time

Frog Breeding and Scratching seem to be separate processes at first, dictated by only the Space player or only the Time player, since the constructs for them exist on their respective planets alone

but to do it properly and have it turn out successfully, you need the complementary player to help in some way, or give some input

You need Echidna’s Quill’s to properly induce the Scratch and you need the Time Player’s power to successfully breed a healthy whole frog

trying to scratch with something else, like Bro’s unbreakable katana, seems to be able to only do a halfway job of it, or take much much longer than necessary and may not turn out right or be enough to properly do it like Echidna’s quill’s would, and there was some talk about a glitch involving a Scratch being the thing responsible for LE’s existence and simultaneously the thing that could Kill LE or doom your universe/existence

likewise trying to breed a Frog without the proper application of Time can create a cancerous unhealthy frog, like Karkat’s session ended up churning out, remember they didnt technicaly successfully breed a genesis tadpole, they made a frog that was close enough to it, off by one gene sequence and turned that into a universe, with dire consequences

so like, it’s technically possible to do, but improperly Scratching or Frog Breeding has dire consequences as we’ve seen, that I personally would not consider a success

[asking-prospit-blog]

How does one acquire SBURB?

Usually through the mail. Don’t worry about ordering it, It’ll arrive when it needs to.

[thingsrileycantdoinsburb-blog]

87. The consorts do not need to be provided with an internet connection.

[bittersweetbonbon]

First 20 people who reblog this will get a robot girlfriend like this one!

You have to have your submit box open!

[asking-prospit-blog]

I have had dreams on both Derse and Prospit, I first woke on prospit, but my Derse dreams are clearer? What does this mean

It’s possible that your Prospit Dreamself isn’t fully awake yet! Have you tired having one of your team mates slap it or pour coffee down it’s throat?

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I am a Seer of Life and I was curious about your session. Any information will be helpful. My friends and I believe we have a 10 player session and are trying to find out as much about the game as possible. Thanks for your help in advance!

It’s an eight-player session, four on Prospit, four on Derse, and the people who have gone God-Tier are the Witch of Hope, Prince of Void and Knight of Doom. I am player 4, running on Sburb Version 10.25, with the Fixed Lotus DLC. I hope this helps!

[asking-prospit-blog]

Silly question, can the residents on prospit or derse give away a few copies of sburb?

I’m sorry, but no. Neither Prospitians nor Dersites have copies of the game, as far as I can tell.

[homestuck-anthology]

Prospitan Architecture

Prospit’s design is that of a proper city- well thought out street layout, compact yet elegant, and equal housing. Firstly, Prospit is one of the easiest planets in Sburb to navigate due to its street design. Most intersection are roundabouts or plazas, depending on if a building is located in the center. Then, the roads from the roundabout spread out, each approximately ninety degrees from each other. These roads are straight and even and eventually lead to another plaza. Secondly, Prospit was built cleanly. Some streets have symmetrical sides while some don’t due to landmarks such as the Castle or the Aeroport. Thanks to Prospit’s gothic architecture (steep, pointed rooves and pointed arches) and simple street design, Prospitans enjoy a very elegant, yet compact city. Finally, housing is made so that all classes are mixed. With symmetrical sides, Prospit was created with houses of varying height and size on any given street. The smallest houses go to the poorest while the largest houses go to the wealthy. Since house sizes vary on a single street, the poor and rich are subsequently forced to live near each other. Prospit was designed for simplicity and easy navigatibility.

[strrrid]

white queen vuv 

[asking-prospit-blog]

Hey, is it common for Prospit dreamers to have a lot of (very brief, almost single frame) dreams of the future? But, more so dreams that happen so fast that you know you have had them but you can't exactly recall anything from it until the (part 1)

actual moment that they happen? This has been happening to be for years so I'm just curious. (Part 2)

Well, It’s never happened to me, but I supposed it’s possible!

[asking-prospit-blog]

Is there anything that can trigger an awakening on prospit that is guaranteed to work?

Well, the death of the real self, followed by kissing the corpse of the real, has a 98.413% chance of success! Other than that, there’s no sure-fire way to awaken a dreamself!

[asking-prospit-blog]

Prospitian/Dersite Crossbreeding

In the rare case that a Prospitian and a Dersite breed, one of several outcomes can occur.

1: There is a miscarriage.

2: The child dies from complications after birth

3: The child is born healthy.

Now, I use “born” as a relative term, since only around 5% of the populace has working genitals and most children, if they are desired, are created in the Veil or, on the Post-Reckoning planet, the Recombining Machine. Never the less, the two species can and more than likely will breed with success, which will result in what books I’ve gotten from the Prospitian Royal Library, a “Checkerboarded Carapacian”.The books seem to imply they’re called that because the first one documented had a shell with a checkerboard pattern.

Here, I’ve laid out the patterns a “Checkerboarded Carapacian”, or CC for short, can have.

The patterns can be full body, half body, dipped (meaning on the extremities), splattered, and masked (meaning on the face). A CC can have as many as four different patterns.

I certainly hoped that this helped you all!

[asking-prospit-blog]

Is the jack and Jill thing bc of a nursery rhyme

It very well just might be!

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How do I get to prospit?

Well, there are several ways! You could try listening to music with a golden theme, such as the Prospit Songs from the Homestuck “Prospit and Derse” album. You could also try Astral Projection, Lucid Dreaming, or forcing some traumatic event upon yourself! I hope this helps you!

[asking-prospit-blog]

More Information on Jills

Jills have a somewhat opposite personality of their Jack counterparts. For example, Jill Noir is rather even-tempered and unambitious. However, like Jack Noir, she despises the Black Queen and wishes her dead. Likewise, Jill Blanc/Blanche is impatient and ill-humored, however, her loyalty to the White Queen borders on near obsession.

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Jacks and Jills

In every session, there is a Jack Noir and a Jack Blanc/Blanche, depending on your language setting.

HOWEVER, in sessions where at least one Jack is doomed to die, a pair of twins (discussed by ask-derse ) will be given the proxy labels of Jill Noir for the Dersite, and Jill Blanc/Blanche for the Prospitian. In semi-rare cases where the Archagents are female, they will be called Jills, but will act the same as Jack ins standard sessions. In this case, if the “Jills” are doomed to die, then the actual Jills will be called “Jacks” and will be male.

[natalieblackstoneremadelol-blog]

Derse more like DENSE