Yet Another Filthy Homestuck

🌻 my existence is an OSHA violation 🌻

[askinstride]

BLOG UPDATE; I AM BACK! WITH SOME QUICK CHANGES.

1.) FROM HERE ON OUT I CAN ONLY REALLY ANSWER FOR ANY/ALL DIRKS I HAVE IN MY SYSTEM, GIVING YOU A CHANCE TO KNOW THEM AND THEIR DIFFERENCES. THIS INCLUDES DERRICK AND HAL. BUT WE LOSE DAVE, DAVESPRITE, AND DALLAS. THOUGH THEY MIGHT BE ABLE TO ANSWER QUESTIONS ABOUT THEM.

2.) MY ARTWORK HAS CHANGED. I'M RATHER PROUD OF IT. SO I'LL TAKE ALL REQUESTS FOR A WEEK. A L L OF THEM.

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So, I know it's not my usual kind of content but I have nudes n lewds for sale in these desperate quarantined times so-

If you happen to be bored in quarantine, and have a couple bucks to throw my way! Pls hmu! It would help me a lot seeing as rent is next week! I'm also! Doing art commissions of ALL TYPES! Gore and nsfw accepted!!!

JUST DM ME FOR PRICES!

[askinstride]

Hal I thought you were with roxy? Y'all dont fuck?

Hal: . . .

Hal: I'm sure Calliope treats her well, however.

[askinstride]

Hey Hal. Did you have a hard time getting used to a body?

Hal: I have no feeling receptors!!

Hal: So once I got a hang of motor controls it was easy! ( ´◡‿◡`)

[askinstride]

Wbu hal?

(this was asking fave position I think)

[askinstride]

*gives dirk a vibrating buttplug (the kind that’s controlled by a remote)* merry chridmin

[askinstride]

*slaps dirks ass* DAT ASS DOE

Dirk: I have a decent sex drive I guess.

Dirk: But that doesn't mean I condone being touched by strangers without consent.

[askinstride]

*Softly Humming It's the Most Wonderful Time of The Year to myself*

Fave Position Pt. 2: Derrick

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[askinstride]

Hal, how do you feel with everyone being horny on main? Also merry Christmas to all of you, have some fucking Christmas cookies. I’m talking the good shit too not that basically a really bland cracker bullshit.

Hal: Also thank you for the cookies! Although I cannot eat them, I enjoy the sentiment! It is my first Christmas with a body!

[askinstride]

Since we're focusing on Dirk right now,,,

Fave Position Pt. 1 : Dirk

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[askinstride]

Derrick any christmas gifts from you this year?

Derrick: Even back when I did I really di'n do much.

[askinstride]

Damn dirk, u a slut

[askinstride]

⛄🕎Happy Holidays folks🎄🎅

Happy Holidays 2019

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[askinstride]

*gives dirk the moby huge for christmas*

Dirk: This is, not going anywhere near anybody's anus. But maybe I can hit somebody with it as a power move.

[askinstride]

Ik this is going 2 sound like,,,weird or creepy,depending on how it applies 2 u.but my intuition tells me u need it and as a Wiccan Ive learned 2 trust that feeling. So,heres what my intuition thinks u need 2 b told atm: Whatever ur overthinking,fussing over and using 2 fuel ur self-deprecation. Its not abt u. Its not ur fault and if its somethin someone said,it wasnt rlly directed @ u. Chill out a bit. Theres no reason 2 keep being mad @ urself 4 somethin that didnt mean 2 harm you/u didnt do

:0 I mean, thank you for your insight! I figure this isn't the best blog for this but, as a fellow Wiccan, this means much. I'll think on it :)

[askinstride]

Hello everyone! Because Christmas is the day after tomorrow, I come with a gift! I've got way too many candy canes! Take them all, or take at least 5 a piece. Merry Christmas, or Happy Hanukkah.

Dirk: Happy Holidays all around!

Dirk: Sorry I didn't get to your bone rattling ask back in October.

[askinstride]

What does your so look like? Are they also snack?

He does! He's cute as shit and has the prettiest eyes, the curliest of hair, and the most handsome smile on a boy ever.

He's a 4 course meal + dessert.