I Eat Centipedes

i am legally obligated to answer eveyrthing with jokes im SORRY

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was looking through old messages and found this shitpiost from like 2 years ago

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the first time i played re7 i got one of the mannequins to completely phase into the wall and disappear then i tried to do it again and accidentally triggered the mia fight and fucking died because i was unprepared

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objectively the funnist thing i' ever drawn when my re7 brainrot got killed by the deltarune brainrot

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Jack Back

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Jack Black

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No

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jack MOTHAFUCKER 

https://tenor.com/view/resident-evil-re7-resident-evil7-punching-punch-gif-21360965

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Jack Back

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Jack Black

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joe get the abannaana

h no o9h oo h (H(HELP TUMBLR WONT LET ME TYPETHE CAPTIPOON

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(Trans anon) the baker’s have a weird dog thing now

ordinarily i'd say something like "well congrats can i pet it" but it's the bakers and you said "weird dog thing" so now i'm just wondering what horrible sludge abomination it is this time

And Can I Pet It?

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"You eat bugs?... Mom won't like that."

i am actively lifting up LARGE rocks to find bugs and eat them right now as we speak...What are you gonna do about it

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(Trans anon) I’m already emo, but I don’t have a mutant form! I mainly just wander around with a shovel and notebook filled with weapon ideas

An Emo In The Baker Family? Oh no they they are becoming too powerful...

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(Trans anon) Hello! I just recently joined the baker family, is there anything I should avoid? Cause I don’t wanna get punched in the face

don't become terrifyingly mutated and try to kill me and you'll probably be fine ;)

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I’m kinda confused on why your panicking about being cured I mean in a way this mean you and your family can be saved like you wanted / told Ethan

Even if I got cured, Evie is still powerful and perfectly capable of harmin' and/or infectin' us again

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i will punch the child

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Do you beat up gators?

yes it is my 2nd favorite past time

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my first is punching both of you in the face at once

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I JUST ASKED A QUESTION I DIDN'T DO NOTHING WRONG

[askjoebaker]

OK fine i will not punch lucas fair enough

i will just punch jack with both of my hands at once

[askjoebaker]

Do you beat up gators?

yes it is my 2nd favorite past time

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my first is punching both of you in the face at once

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Tentacles

STOP IT GET OUT

[askjoebaker]

Do you beat up gators?

yes it is my 2nd favorite past time