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How do the RE Men react to having a girlfriend afraid of spiders? 🕷️🕷️

Characters featured: Chris Redfield, Leon Kennedy, Jake Muller, Carlos Oliveira, Luis Serra, Lucas Baker, Jack Krauser Warning(s): No smut, arachnophobia mentions, mentions of throwing up from fear, Lucas being Lucas, some of these men judgey as fuck 😭

A/N: First piece of work, here we go! Feedback is very much appreciated <3 ----------------- There are two categories for this Green-flags: These guys are total green-flags when it comes to your fear of spiders either killing the spider and calming you down, just total sweethearts. Red-flags: These guys are going to be judging you OPENLY and belittling your fear like "Why are you scared of such a small thing?" -----------------

Green Flags ✅

Chris Redfield

If we're talking about Death Island and Vendetta Chris, this man is 1000% a green flag- he is killing that spider and then making you your favorite drink/snack and offering cuddles like it's an apology for those 8-legged fuckers existing

But Village Chris? He's still a green flag, but he is lowkey judging you because why the hell are you screaming over something that is not even bigger than his FINGER?? which is honestly valid for him because at this point, this man has seen some crazy shit and even crazier B.O.Ws

So overall, green flag. He's killing that spider, but trust this man will judge you silently.

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Leon Kennedy

NOW THIS MAN VARIES RE2 Leon? ROOKIE Leon? That man is oblivious to the horrors of bioterrorism so in all honesty, he is probably joining you on that damn counter like

"Leon kill it!"

"You're the one wearing shoes, you get it!"

But yes, he will kill that spider for you... With a vacuum cleaner. But if that spider pulls a disappearing act? Leon is booking a hotel, no question, or this motherfucker will be jumping the entire night because he swears he feels something crawling on him.

So rookie Leon? Green flag, but expect this man to be unnerved the entire time.

Then we got RE4 and Death Island Leon who is probably the most nonchalant out of all of the Leons. He's a green flag and will be very casual in grabbing a shoe or a paper towel to kill the spider.

But do expect this man to tease you after,

"Baby, it's tiny!"

"Oh, my poor girl."

If you're actually shaken up though, he will comfort you with reassurance and praise.

Now RE9 Leon, Vendetta Leon, basically our Leons who are withered down by age and trauma. Again, very nonchalant- they will kill the spider but will look at you like "Are you serious right now?"

So overall, Leon is a green flag when it comes to spiders

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Carlos Oliveira

LAWDDD have mercy, Carlos is a green flag but he's the type who will take the spider out and be like "So where's my kiss?"

If your fear isn't like heart-stopping, throwing up kind of fear, this man will pick up the spider in a paper towel and be like "You wanna hold it?"

Like no I don't.

Now, if you are truly petrified of spiders like your heart skips five beats at the sight of one, he will comfort you

"Ah amor, it's okay. Look it's not that big, just a little guy."

Green flag 100%

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Luis Serra

Now this man's reaction varies- how BIG is the spider?

If it's one of those cursed wolf spiders or tarantulas? This man is absolutely NOT fucking with that. He will either get a vacuum cleaner or you two are moving into a hotel until a friend or something can come and make sure the spider is deceased

But for a baby spider? Luis is 100% killing that thing with a shoe and then boasting like "Aye, no need to worry, your knight in shining armor is here to save you!"

Bonus, one time Luis was organizing his hair care (You cannot tell me this man does not own a whole arsenal of hair products) and a spider crawled onto his hand and he SCREAMED.

You weren't home but you witnessed it from the house cameras and it became your new ringtone for him. He despises it.

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Jake Muller

Now I know I said that red flags are the men who taunt you and are lowkey mean about your fear, BUT hear me out on Jake

The first time you ask him to kill a spider for you, he's scoffing and saying "What? That little thing's got you so worked up?" But he is killing it no doubt, anything to show that he is a good protector.

So the teasing is more playful instead of being outright mean

But there was one instance where he had gotten startled by a spider and that was because it was a Huntsman, he had just gotten off work, you were in the bathroom so he just went on to the bedroom to change out of his uniform when he saw it-

Just sitting there MENACINGLY.

He had noticed it in his peripheral vision and his first thought was "She's gonna have a damn heart attack if she sees that thing."

After getting his bearings, he told you to stay in the bathroom while he got the vacuum cleaner and sucked this thing off the wall

You come out and ask what was wrong and Jake just shrugged, "Nothing."

Days later, you go to vacuum the house just to find it gone, "Hey Jake, where's the vacuum?"

Jake pauses in whatever he was doing, weighing his options.

"I broke it."

Half-lie, half-truth because the vacuum cleaner is broke... It's broke and charred in the backyard because he burnt it.

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Red Flags 🚩

Lucas Baker

I'm gonna hold my Lucas lovers's hand when I say this...

DO. NOT. LET. THIS. MAN. FIND. OUT.

He will absolutely use it against you, I'm talking he will walk out into the bayou just to find the biggest spider to harass you with it.

"Hey babe, you done the dishes?"

"No, I forgot."

"Okay, catch." This mf throws a spider at you.

He is absolute menace and will actively use your fear to torment you. Never will he kill the spider for you, but rather laugh in your face and tell you to suck it up, "It ain't even that big."

Now if he truly loved and cared for you? His jokes are less on the sadistic side and more on the "he doesn't realize this is giving you a heart attack" way.

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Jack Krauser

Now hear me out, Krauser is in the red flag category only because he just cannot process that you are scared of a bug. Sure, he'll kill it if you beg enough but he is absolutely openly judging you for it.

"You're kidding right?"

"Krauser please, kill it. I am literally going to throw up-"

He scoffs, shakes his head in disappointment. "Pathetic." he grumbles under his breath as he gets his knife out- YES, he will use a damn knife if he does not have a shoe or something else close by.

so overall, not as bad as our other red flag guy if you look past the mocking. Honestly I only put him here cause Lucas could NOT be our only red-flag man

Anyways, toodles! <3

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How do the RE Men react to having a girlfriend afraid of spiders? 🕷️🕷️

Green Flags ✅

Chris Redfield

So overall, green flag. He's killing that spider, but trust this man will judge you silently.

-----------------

Leon Kennedy

NOW THIS MAN VARIES RE2 Leon? ROOKIE Leon? That man is oblivious to the horrors of bioterrorism so in all honesty, he is probably joining you on that damn counter like

"Leon kill it!"

"You're the one wearing shoes, you get it!"

So rookie Leon? Green flag, but expect this man to be unnerved the entire time.

Then we got RE4 and Death Island Leon who is probably the most nonchalant out of all of the Leons. He's a green flag and will be very casual in grabbing a shoe or a paper towel to kill the spider.

But do expect this man to tease you after,

"Baby, it's tiny!"

"Oh, my poor girl."

If you're actually shaken up though, he will comfort you with reassurance and praise.

Now RE9 Leon, Vendetta Leon, basically our Leons who are withered down by age and trauma. Again, very nonchalant- they will kill the spider but will look at you like "Are you serious right now?"

So overall, Leon is a green flag when it comes to spiders

-----------------

Carlos Oliveira

LAWDDD have mercy, Carlos is a green flag but he's the type who will take the spider out and be like "So where's my kiss?"

If your fear isn't like heart-stopping, throwing up kind of fear, this man will pick up the spider in a paper towel and be like "You wanna hold it?"

Like no I don't.

Now, if you are truly petrified of spiders like your heart skips five beats at the sight of one, he will comfort you

"Ah amor, it's okay. Look it's not that big, just a little guy."

Green flag 100%

-----------------

Luis Serra

Now this man's reaction varies- how BIG is the spider?

But for a baby spider? Luis is 100% killing that thing with a shoe and then boasting like "Aye, no need to worry, your knight in shining armor is here to save you!"

Bonus, one time Luis was organizing his hair care (You cannot tell me this man does not own a whole arsenal of hair products) and a spider crawled onto his hand and he SCREAMED.

You weren't home but you witnessed it from the house cameras and it became your new ringtone for him. He despises it.

-----------------

Jake Muller

Now I know I said that red flags are the men who taunt you and are lowkey mean about your fear, BUT hear me out on Jake

So the teasing is more playful instead of being outright mean

Just sitting there MENACINGLY.

He had noticed it in his peripheral vision and his first thought was "She's gonna have a damn heart attack if she sees that thing."

After getting his bearings, he told you to stay in the bathroom while he got the vacuum cleaner and sucked this thing off the wall

You come out and ask what was wrong and Jake just shrugged, "Nothing."

Days later, you go to vacuum the house just to find it gone, "Hey Jake, where's the vacuum?"

Jake pauses in whatever he was doing, weighing his options.

"I broke it."

Half-lie, half-truth because the vacuum cleaner is broke... It's broke and charred in the backyard because he burnt it.

-----------------

Red Flags 🚩

Lucas Baker

I'm gonna hold my Lucas lovers's hand when I say this...

DO. NOT. LET. THIS. MAN. FIND. OUT.

He will absolutely use it against you, I'm talking he will walk out into the bayou just to find the biggest spider to harass you with it.

"Hey babe, you done the dishes?"

"No, I forgot."

"Okay, catch." This mf throws a spider at you.

He is absolute menace and will actively use your fear to torment you. Never will he kill the spider for you, but rather laugh in your face and tell you to suck it up, "It ain't even that big."

Now if he truly loved and cared for you? His jokes are less on the sadistic side and more on the "he doesn't realize this is giving you a heart attack" way.

-----------------

Jack Krauser

"You're kidding right?"

"Krauser please, kill it. I am literally going to throw up-"

He scoffs, shakes his head in disappointment. "Pathetic." he grumbles under his breath as he gets his knife out- YES, he will use a damn knife if he does not have a shoe or something else close by.

so overall, not as bad as our other red flag guy if you look past the mocking. Honestly I only put him here cause Lucas could NOT be our only red-flag man

Anyways, toodles! <3

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