#lucas baker

[loudditch]

i try to upload this piece of shit for the 3rd time please lord have mercy on me

3rd is based on bestie's tomodachi life save, here are me, lucas and the bestie who regrets making us hang out

[cyanide-cryptid]

okay guys the popeyes one shot thingy should be out tomorrow ! thanks for the patience training has been a pain in my asshoels

[coffinzillq]

Lucas Baker HC (re7)

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☻ Would pluck the legs off of daddy long leg spiders and watch them squirm.

☻ That kid in highschool that'd genuinely show you gore or some bizarre shit. Absolutely nobody fucked w this guy in school (as in he had no friends and everyone found him weird or uncomfortable to be around)

☻ Saw fan obviously, that's where all of his inspo came from.

☻ The family had a dog he absolutely adored but it died due to an illness the Baker's couldn't afford a treatment for. Lucas never forgave them and still holds a grudge, part of the reason he's more distant besides the fact he's just not right in the head.

☻ Probably a porn addict, warped his views on women unfortunately. (Gave him unrealistic expectations)

☻ Absolutely DESPISES the government and cops, even before Eveline when the cops weren't involved w them.

☻ Hated brussel sprouts and asparagus as a kid, loves it now.

☻ Suave mens 4in1 soap user.

☻ Wore a disgusting amount of cologne in highschool that mixed with his abysmal BO. Smelled like shit.

☻ Actually somewhat enjoyed history, esp WW2 history.

☻ Learned anatomy just so he had an advantage in his schemes, actually enjoyed studying it.

☻ Cream cheese lover

☻ Was a huge pyromaniac as a kid (still is but that was his primary thing) also a kleptomaniac.

☻ Genuinely would not gaf when family members died. Would be on his phone during funerals

☻ Reddit user

☻ Would tell ppl online to kts, cut, die, etc during an argument, probably got doxxed at some point.

☻ Had a girlfriend ONCE in middle school. She cheated on him with Oliver bc why wouldn't Oliver be the main source of his issues.

☻ Degenerate Twitter user

☻ Was a pothead

☻ Majored in engineering in college and surprisingly graduated. Came back home and did close to nothing with that degree besides torture people once the mold hit.

☻ Diagnosed sociopath + autism

☻ Surprisingly never broke a bone in his life but was very prone to sprains and twists.

☻ Has always had a habit of mumbling to himself or talking to himself; Marguerite got him tested for schizophrenia at some point because of it. It came back negative.

☻ Cannot read the room during somber moments at all, will make jokes and giggle throughout it. If he does catch the somber mood then he'll say some bullshit like "tough crowd", "y'all are no fun", or something about them overreacting and that it's not that big of a deal.

☻ Athiest

☻ Was one of the kids in the back of the bus playing obscure rap music that was just noise pollution. Probably found it on SoundCloud (bonus points if the artist had like 2 monthly listeners)

☻ Generally just insufferable in highschool.

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I love Lucas so fucking much

[loudditch]

lucas baker kawaiimaxxing

[sasaleletrebol]

Solving Lucas Baker's puzzles at 3 am is NOT for the weak.

[clowncy]

Domestic Lancy, how I love you...

[cyanide-cryptid]

Would you be cool with a fluff piece writing idea? Reader insert where Lucas is your boyfriend and he takes you out to get Popeye's. I wanna see your take on Lucas as a partner. Idk if that's too boring and feel free to spice it up (pun intended) but this is the content I crave currently lol

yes yes yes yes yes ill write but youll have to be patient cuz i start a new job tomorrow! but yes i love

[metallicscentedsex]

I dont know if I like this too much 😳