nice to meetcha!!

hey, my name is john harley, but you can just call me john! :) M!A: Monstrous / Accepting! Event: None (( Kidswap ask/rp blog from au of askkarkatmedigo.))

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hey everyone!! long time no.. post? im here now, though! :D

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welcome back lifes hard challenge yourself love ya

but i’m not challenging myself! this is ridiculous

but thank you anyway for your welcome

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yeah

oh… oh jeez i wasn’t expecting something like this as a welcome back :( 

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m!a monstrous

uh does this mean hes a monster now or smth,, )) 

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reminder i'm still alive, believe it or not :P

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Papas bakeria?? Pathetic........

hey! dont gameshame me! its a fun game >:(

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what did you do to karkat megido. where did he go. whats your alibi

i didnt know he was even missing!

ive been... playing video games specifically one papas bakeria

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i still exist by the way!! send in those asks or ~magic anons~

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got any crushes?

there might be one…

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hEy bRo ~ask-gamzeeampora

well hi there! thanks for the greeting, howre you??

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did u just say "yikey wikeys"??

wheezes

yes i did

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how do you feel

like i should really have a script!!

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I DONT DESERVE THI S

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Horrible Dramatics!!

yikey wikeys, batman. i, uh,

john! john is my name yes

i, john have been struck by the magical anon!! bleh.

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Communication M!a’s (Sender Decides how long)

"Sobbed flirtilly": Muses tone of voice is always inappropriate for the subject/mood

Alliteration Alteration: Muse is forced to alliterate every sentence

Stutter: Muse trips over almost every word when they talk

Babbling: Muse always speaks/writes in a language the other person doesn't know

Regressed: Muse talks like a three year old

Horrible Dramatics: Muse talks and behaves like a bad actor playing themselves

Lisp: When the Muse talks their S sounds are replaced with "TH" and

Seuss: Muse talks like they're reading out of a Dr. Suess book

Rhyme Time: Muse must rhyme everything they say with themselves or another person

Like A Sailor: Muse must curse at least five times in every sentence

Loathed Accent: Muse speaks in an accent they hate

Rambling: Every sentence the muse speaks can be no less than thirty words, and they must speak up to three sentences every time they talk.

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whats with you and the compulsive peace sign

what else am i supposed to do with my hands?? also i panicked when rose talked to me haha.

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Fluffball

i do basically have fluffballs on my head.