Gluttin' fer punishment, I see.

Nasty birds, every last one of ya.

[askjudejazza]

Need me to spell everythin' out, do ya?

Jude Jazza. Real busy. Too busy to deal with a certain lil birdie's pesterin' lotta the time, so ya can bother me here instead.

If yer here to talk business, scram.

Need a damn cigarette.

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Admin: @judeapologist

This is my first askblog, so please be patient with me!

- 18+; minors DNI!

- SFW and NSFW okay

- Primarily just going to answer asks; might interact with other blogs occasionally if I have time though. Please don't take it to heart if I don't respond to a tag!

- He will definitely bully you

- Will do my best to keep it gender-neutral unless specified

- Basing my characterization off of the Eng server and any lovely translations I read here from the JP server. His route isn't out yet, so bear with me for OOC moments! I'll do my best to keep my responses in character, but please remember this is just for fun :)

I'll add on to this as things come to mind!

[askjudejazza]

*T poses to assert dominance* I was bored so I came to annoy ya

The fuck ya doin'?

[dragonwilbert]

[lavulabi]

OHH

this is so😭😭💕💞💗💕💗💕💗💞

[askellistwilight]

Hm? Why does he have a plushie of me...? @askjudejazza

[askjudejazza]

'Cause I was delirious. Clearly somebody was tryna take advantage of a sick man.

Now, stop askin' dumb questions.

[askellistwilight]

Did the boss miss me?

[askjudejazza]

Didn't know ya got another boss.

[askellistwilight]

:<

[lavulabi]

OHH

this is so😭😭💕💞💗💕💗💕💗💞

[askellistwilight]

Hm? Why does he have a plushie of me...? @askjudejazza

[askjudejazza]

'Cause I was delirious. Clearly somebody was tryna take advantage of a sick man.

Now, stop askin' dumb questions.

[askellistwilight]

Did the boss miss me?

[askjudejazza]

Didn't know ya got another boss.

[lavulabi]

OHH

this is so😭😭💕💞💗💕💗💕💗💞

[askellistwilight]

Hm? Why does he have a plushie of me...? @askjudejazza

[askjudejazza]

'Cause I was delirious. Clearly somebody was tryna take advantage of a sick man.

Now, stop askin' dumb questions.

[voidcrests]

[askjudejazza]

Bites his cheek.

?!?!?!

...Ahem.

Hope you're ready to pay for that, birdie.

[thatfanfictionchick]

This man is so so so overwhelmingly Scottish no nothing can change my mind.

[askjudejazza]

... proceeds to eat your cloak

@ask-william-rex Look what ya did, encouragin' em. It's an epidemic now.

[ask-william-rex]

I said chew, not eat, I do wonder why they think it's edible

[askjudejazza]

Semantics. Lookin' forward to ya buyin' me a new one.

[ask-william-rex]

Of course, I'm sure you want it upgraded, too?

[askjudejazza]

Don't piss me off.

[askjudejazza]

You know what Jude, you’re absolutely right. I shouldn’t have turned you into a cat, I apologize 🙇🏻‍♀️🙂‍↕️

Being cats isn’t all that great anyway 😮‍💨 If we were cats all the time, I wouldn’t be able to invite you to take a short break and eat some fruit salad with me🤔😊

Hmm 🤔 I don’t think you’ll mind me coming around often if I help with your work while I’m here. I’m good with paperwork 😁 It could be an exchange of sorts 🤔 I help out with your work and in turn, I get to know you more 😊 How does that sound?

Ya think I'm gonna trust ya with trade secrets? Ha.

Now that I'm thinkin' 'bout it, I need some collateral for a deal. How 'bout ya help out that way, princess?

[askjudejazza]

... proceeds to eat your cloak

@ask-william-rex Look what ya did, encouragin' em. It's an epidemic now.

[ask-william-rex]

I said chew, not eat, I do wonder why they think it's edible

[askjudejazza]

Semantics. Lookin' forward to ya buyin' me a new one.

[askjudejazza]

... proceeds to eat your cloak

@ask-william-rex Look what ya did, encouragin' em. It's an epidemic now.

[askjudejazza]

Hey juuude~

Since I am your favorite person, can you do me a tiny favor? You can put it on my tab!

My favorite person, eh? Well, in that case...

No.

[askjudejazza]

Jude if I can't pay back my debt? You wouldn't hurt a cutie like me right?

Oh, I won't hurt ya, princess. I'll just help ya reimburse me, that's all. With interest, 'course.

[askjudejazza]

I've been dreaming about you every night, you know. When are you making them come true?

Depends on when ya offer somethin' good enough for me to make 'em come true, lil birdie.

[askjudejazza]

Imma marry you >:)

Ha! You're a real funny bird, ain'tcha? I ain't gettin' married in a million years.

It's the dumbest contract ya could make, an' that's sayin' somethin'.

[chemila]

We'll see about that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[welp-back-on-my-bs]

Do it for ✨️tax bennifits✨️ unless you're already married for that reason?👀

[askjudejazza]

Heh. It's real cute ya think I pay taxes.