A TEAL ASSHOLE

FUCK

[ask-the-dirkcrocker]

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вaттle ιnтro:  yoυ ѕeeм ѕo ғaмιlιar.vιcтory: ιт'ѕ вeen a good ғιgнт.нalғ нp: aнн, ѕнιт…low нp:  oн, ғυcĸ тнιѕ ιѕn'т good.deғeaт:  yoυ’ve вeaтen мe.deaтн:  delιver тнe laѕт вlow wιтн a вang. aѕѕιѕт:   don'т вe a тѕυndere, yoυ ĸnow yoυ need нelp.тaυnт:   ι тнoυgнт yoυ woυld pυт υp a вeттer ғιgнт.reacтιng тo тaυnт:   ιѕ тнaт нoneѕтly all yoυ’ve goт?ғlee:  ι’ll ѕee yoυ on тнe ғlιp-ѕιde.reacтιng тo ғlee:  wнaт? can'т нandle ιт? тιe:  daмn, a тιe. perғecт vιcтory: really? тнaт'ѕ ιт? low нp vιcтory:   тнaт waѕ way тo cloѕe. ғιnιѕнιng мove: ѕee yoυ, goodвye. 

[askkarkatpyrope-blog]

So, on a scale of 1 to OH SHIT, how fucked are you when Kanaya gets here?

WHY WOULD I BE FUCKED? AND WHAT HAVE I DONE THAT WOULD PISS KANAYA OFF? SO I GUESS 0?

[ask-shoujostuck]

KARKAT: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO DESERVE TO WEAR *THAT*? LIKE, SERIOUSLY? LOOK, SINCE I’M HERE, MIGHT AS WELL DANCE. I ALSO DIDN’T WHERE ANYTHING SPECIAL, HOPE THAT ISN’T A PROBLEM.

@askkarkatpyrope

[askkarkatpyrope-blog]

JUST SHUT UP AND FOLLOW MY LEAD. AND YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO COMPLAIN ABOUT WHAT I’M WEARING IF YOU DON’T EVEN TURN UP IN THE PROPER ATTIRE

[askkarkatpyrope-blog]

So... when are you going to admit your undying love for Nepeta?

OH, YOU KNOW, AROUND THE TIME EVERYONE STOPS FUCKING ASKING AND LEAVES ME TO FUCKING DECIDE FOR MYSELF LIKE I SHOULD BE DOING

[asknepetaserket]

:33 < going with @askkarkatpyrope :33 < coordinating meoutfits is fun!!

[askkarkatpyrope-blog]

I CANT BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY CONVINCED ME THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA

[askkarkatpyrope-blog]

((KK ref for the Prom drawn by @asknepetaserket))

[asknepetaserket]

HEY NEPETA. I SAW THAT YOU WERE GOING TO THE PROM AND, WELL, SINCE YOU DON'T HAVE A DATE, YOU SHOULD TAKE ME. *clears throat* YOU KNOW, FOR BONDING AND STRENGTHENING MORALE AND LOOKING OUT FOR THE TEAM PURPOSES.

:33 < fur team purposes and morale strengthening, huh?:33 < i dont knooow, karcat. that doesnt sound furry convincing~

[askkarkatpyrope-blog]

LOOK I’M TRYING TO BE NICE AND OFFER YOU A FUCKING DATE, WHAT YOU WANT ME TO ASK YOU AS IF IT WEREN’T FOR STRENGTHENING BONDS?

[asknepetaserket]

:33 < ill go with you only if you are honest with why youre asking meow~

[askkarkatpyrope-blog]

I /AM/ BEING HONEST WITH WHY I’M ASKING

[asknepetaserket]

:33 < if you say so :33 < fine, ill go with you, goofball :33 < better have a mice outfit!!! <3

[askkarkatpyrope-blog]

GREAT, GREAT, I’LL BE SURE TO HAVE A /MICE/ OUTFIT

[asknepetaserket]

:33 < a nice outfit, karcat :33 < happy?

[askkarkatpyrope-blog]

YES. NOW IF YOU’LL EXCUSE ME I’LL SEE IF I HAVE A NICE OUTFIT TO WEAR

[asknepetaserket]

HEY NEPETA. I SAW THAT YOU WERE GOING TO THE PROM AND, WELL, SINCE YOU DON'T HAVE A DATE, YOU SHOULD TAKE ME. *clears throat* YOU KNOW, FOR BONDING AND STRENGTHENING MORALE AND LOOKING OUT FOR THE TEAM PURPOSES.

:33 < fur team purposes and morale strengthening, huh?:33 < i dont knooow, karcat. that doesnt sound furry convincing~

[askkarkatpyrope-blog]

LOOK I’M TRYING TO BE NICE AND OFFER YOU A FUCKING DATE, WHAT YOU WANT ME TO ASK YOU AS IF IT WEREN’T FOR STRENGTHENING BONDS?

[asknepetaserket]

:33 < ill go with you only if you are honest with why youre asking meow~

[askkarkatpyrope-blog]

I /AM/ BEING HONEST WITH WHY I’M ASKING

[asknepetaserket]

:33 < if you say so :33 < fine, ill go with you, goofball :33 < better have a mice outfit!!! <3

[askkarkatpyrope-blog]

GREAT, GREAT, I’LL BE SURE TO HAVE A /MICE/ OUTFIT

[asknepetaserket]

HEY NEPETA. I SAW THAT YOU WERE GOING TO THE PROM AND, WELL, SINCE YOU DON'T HAVE A DATE, YOU SHOULD TAKE ME. *clears throat* YOU KNOW, FOR BONDING AND STRENGTHENING MORALE AND LOOKING OUT FOR THE TEAM PURPOSES.

:33 < fur team purposes and morale strengthening, huh?:33 < i dont knooow, karcat. that doesnt sound furry convincing~

[askkarkatpyrope-blog]

LOOK I’M TRYING TO BE NICE AND OFFER YOU A FUCKING DATE, WHAT YOU WANT ME TO ASK YOU AS IF IT WEREN’T FOR STRENGTHENING BONDS?

[asknepetaserket]

:33 < ill go with you only if you are honest with why youre asking meow~

[askkarkatpyrope-blog]

I /AM/ BEING HONEST WITH WHY I’M ASKING

[asknepetaserket]

HEY NEPETA. I SAW THAT YOU WERE GOING TO THE PROM AND, WELL, SINCE YOU DON'T HAVE A DATE, YOU SHOULD TAKE ME. *clears throat* YOU KNOW, FOR BONDING AND STRENGTHENING MORALE AND LOOKING OUT FOR THE TEAM PURPOSES.

:33 < fur team purposes and morale strengthening, huh?:33 < i dont knooow, karcat. that doesnt sound furry convincing~

[askkarkatpyrope-blog]

LOOK I’M TRYING TO BE NICE AND OFFER YOU A FUCKING DATE, WHAT YOU WANT ME TO ASK YOU AS IF IT WEREN’T FOR STRENGTHENING BONDS?

[askkarkatpyrope-blog]

What about. Dank. Memes?

IT IS LITERALLY THE SAME FUCKING THING, BUT SOMEHOW WORSE, ALSO HOW ARE THEY UNPLEASANTLY DAMP? THAT DOESN’T MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE

[askkarkatpyrope-blog]

Memes?

I’VE ALREADY STATED MY OPINION ON MEMES, I DON’T LIKE THEM AND THEY’RE STUPID

[askkarkatpyrope-blog]

Following you and asknepetaserket: get a load of otps for price of two

YOU’RE JUST AS BAD AS HER AND HER DANCESTOR, WHAT IS IT WITH YOU SHIPPERS AND TRYING TO PUT TWO PEOPLE TOGETHER? HELL MAYBE THREE, LET’S INVOLVED ASHEN INTO THIS

[ask-themeulinserket]

(=^•ω•^=)  < ASK ME QUESTIONS!!

[askkarkatpyrope-blog]

Hey. Hey Karkat. Kiss the girl. Do it.

I’M GOING TO GUESS YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT NEPETA, WELL TOO BAD SHADEDOUCHE I’M NOT KISSING HER

[askkarkatpyrope-blog]

:33 < stop making that goddamn face -asknepetaserket

WHAT FACE? MY RESTING FACE, MY PISSED OFF FACE, WHICH FACE ARE WE TALKING ABOUT HERE NEPETA?

[asknepetaserket]

[askkarkatpyrope-blog]

WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND DOING THAT?

[asknepetaserket]

:33 < its fun

[askkarkatpyrope-blog]

I THINK THE WORD YOU WERE LOOKING FOR WAS WEIRD

[asknepetaserket]

:33c < are mew sure, karcat

:33c < are mew sure

[askkarkatpyrope-blog]

COMPLETELY SURE

[asknepetaserket]

:33 < pawsitive?

[askkarkatpyrope-blog]

WHAT PART OF COMPLETELY SURE GAVE YOU THE IDEA I WASN’T COMPLETELY SURE

[asknepetaserket]

xPP < youre so boring

[askkarkatpyrope-blog]

WHATEVER, IT’S NOT LIKE ME BEING BORING IS GOING TO GET ONE OF US KILLED

[askkarkatpyrope-blog]

:33 < stop making that goddamn face -asknepetaserket

WHAT FACE? MY RESTING FACE, MY PISSED OFF FACE, WHICH FACE ARE WE TALKING ABOUT HERE NEPETA?

[asknepetaserket]

[askkarkatpyrope-blog]

WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND DOING THAT?

[asknepetaserket]

:33 < its fun

[askkarkatpyrope-blog]

I THINK THE WORD YOU WERE LOOKING FOR WAS WEIRD

[asknepetaserket]

:33c < are mew sure, karcat

:33c < are mew sure

[askkarkatpyrope-blog]

COMPLETELY SURE

[asknepetaserket]

:33 < pawsitive?

[askkarkatpyrope-blog]

WHAT PART OF COMPLETELY SURE GAVE YOU THE IDEA I WASN’T COMPLETELY SURE