Louis Baletti

Honestly just here to be a dick to Jack BAHAHA

[askkidblink]

Hi folks! Names Kid Blink!

Im like 17 or some shit idk I don't have a birth certificate

I lost my eye to a nun. Don't wanna talk about it. (ACCOUNT OWNER IS ALSO MISSING AN EYE AND WILL MAKE JOKES ABOUT IT)

I like guys that's pretty cool me thinks

Please don't let @ask-race gamble he will lose

Also don't let @askdaveyj talk, he will never shut up.

Anyways leave me questions and stuff!

Idk what an HD is but the medics said I got 80 of 'em

Ex-Catholic turned Jewish (because account owner is ex-Catholic turned Jewish and honestly blink would totally switch religions because a nun poked his eye out he seems like that kind of person and I love him for it)

OOC = OUT OF CHARACTER

//OOC additions to intro:

Owner of account is the one and only @newsies-lodging-house

Don't be creepy I will ignore you or call you out with my six evil alternate accounts /hj

[askspecs]

Help, I just watched Denton chance @askkidblink around the square with a stick because he made a joke about The Sun.

[askkidblink]

Traumatic, really

[askdaveyj]

MOUTH MOUTH MOUTH

SPOT MADE ME DEAF FOR A DAY.

LIKE ACTUALLY

(@ask-race) (unironically spot gave race a cigar that made bro deaf)

...that's... not how that works... he probably got everyone to mouth words to mess with you Racer.....

[ask-race]

I CAN’T FREAKING HEAR I HAVE TO WRITE ON THIS WHITEBOARD

[askdaveyj]

...BEING DEAF DOESNT MAKE YOU MUTE??? YOU KNOW CRUTCHY IS PARTIALLY DEAF RIGHT??? AND.. RACE WE'RE TALKING FACE TO FACE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU... YOU HAVE EAR PLUGS IN YOU IDIOT

he like grabs his ears and yanks two lil foam plugs out of his ears

ARE YOU STUPID????

[ask-race]

oh

@askkspotconlon gonna murder u

[askkspotconlon]

No.

Blindfold? Really?

[ask-race]

ugh

[askkspotconlon]

I'm gonna push you in the harbor and make you stay in there

With the fish

[ask-race]

I CAN’T SWIM

[askkspotconlon]

That's the point

The fish will lick you btw

[ask-race]

@askjackk HELP

[askkspotconlon]

Jack can't save you now.

Look at the fish... Waiting, impatient. They're hungry, Race. Hungry.

[ask-race]

no

[askbumlets]

What is even happening?

[ask-race]

he scares me

[askdaveyj]

Racer. CRUTCHY scares you.

[ask-snitch]

Have you seen him mad?

[askdaveyj]

He can feel anger???

[ask-snitch]

Oh yea. Trust me Mouth, he’s scarier then he appears.

[askkidblink]

Didn't he give Bummers a black eye one time for looking at him wrong when he was angry???

[askkidblink]

Ey- Blink- is it true? That ya saw Spider walking?

(pretend this is from @askkspotconlon)

yeah, he ain't dead. and you two better not try that again, I ain't gonna be able to bail ya out of real jail okay?

[askkspotconlon]

How the hell did he... Oh, Jesus Christ. You're sure it was him?

@ask-race?

[askkidblink]

100% sure, Davey was with me, he'll back me up. He was clearly in pain but he's very alive.

Go ask Dave, he'll confirm.

[askkspotconlon]

Well, were both his eyes in.

[askkidblink]

Yeah. He had a black eye though.

[askkspotconlon]

Damn it. Ya know which direction he was headed in?

[askkidblink]

Spot. I ain't letting you kill a man. I ain't letting my friends go to jail.

[askkspotconlon]

Well, would it not be better to finish off the job?

[askkidblink]

No. In fact, it would be much worse you fuckin idiot.

[askkspotconlon]

He can't report us if he's dead.

[askkidblink]

I swear to whatever god you believe in Spot. Do. Not. KILL PEOPLE. YOU'SE GOING TO END UP IN REAL JAIL AND ITS NOT LIKE THE FUCKIN REFUGE. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.

[askkspotconlon]

...I'll get it together.

[askkidblink]

And tell Race to do the same.

[askkidblink]

Ey- Blink- is it true? That ya saw Spider walking?

(pretend this is from @askkspotconlon)

yeah, he ain't dead. and you two better not try that again, I ain't gonna be able to bail ya out of real jail okay?

[askkspotconlon]

How the hell did he... Oh, Jesus Christ. You're sure it was him?

@ask-race?

[askkidblink]

100% sure, Davey was with me, he'll back me up. He was clearly in pain but he's very alive.

Go ask Dave, he'll confirm.

[askkspotconlon]

Well, were both his eyes in.

[askkidblink]

Yeah. He had a black eye though.

[askkspotconlon]

Damn it. Ya know which direction he was headed in?

[askkidblink]

Spot. I ain't letting you kill a man. I ain't letting my friends go to jail.

[askkspotconlon]

Well, would it not be better to finish off the job?

[askkidblink]

No. In fact, it would be much worse you fuckin idiot.

[askkspotconlon]

He can't report us if he's dead.

[askkidblink]

I swear to whatever god you believe in Spot. Do. Not. KILL PEOPLE. YOU'SE GOING TO END UP IN REAL JAIL AND ITS NOT LIKE THE FUCKIN REFUGE. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.

[askkidblink]

Ey- Blink- is it true? That ya saw Spider walking?

(pretend this is from @askkspotconlon)

yeah, he ain't dead. and you two better not try that again, I ain't gonna be able to bail ya out of real jail okay?

[askkspotconlon]

How the hell did he... Oh, Jesus Christ. You're sure it was him?

@ask-race?

[askkidblink]

100% sure, Davey was with me, he'll back me up. He was clearly in pain but he's very alive.

Go ask Dave, he'll confirm.

[askkspotconlon]

Well, were both his eyes in.

[askkidblink]

Yeah. He had a black eye though.

[askkspotconlon]

Damn it. Ya know which direction he was headed in?

[askkidblink]

Spot. I ain't letting you kill a man. I ain't letting my friends go to jail.

[askkspotconlon]

Well, would it not be better to finish off the job?

[askkidblink]

No. In fact, it would be much worse you fuckin idiot.

[askkidblink]

Ey- Blink- is it true? That ya saw Spider walking?

(pretend this is from @askkspotconlon)

yeah, he ain't dead. and you two better not try that again, I ain't gonna be able to bail ya out of real jail okay?

[askkspotconlon]

How the hell did he... Oh, Jesus Christ. You're sure it was him?

@ask-race?

[askkidblink]

100% sure, Davey was with me, he'll back me up. He was clearly in pain but he's very alive.

Go ask Dave, he'll confirm.

[askkspotconlon]

Well, were both his eyes in.

[askkidblink]

Yeah. He had a black eye though.

[askkspotconlon]

Damn it. Ya know which direction he was headed in?

[askkidblink]

Spot. I ain't letting you kill a man. I ain't letting my friends go to jail.

[askkidblink]

Ey- Blink- is it true? That ya saw Spider walking?

(pretend this is from @askkspotconlon)

yeah, he ain't dead. and you two better not try that again, I ain't gonna be able to bail ya out of real jail okay?

[askkspotconlon]

How the hell did he... Oh, Jesus Christ. You're sure it was him?

@ask-race?

[askkidblink]

100% sure, Davey was with me, he'll back me up. He was clearly in pain but he's very alive.

Go ask Dave, he'll confirm.

[askkspotconlon]

Well, were both his eyes in.

[askkidblink]

Yeah. He had a black eye though.

[askkidblink]

Ey- Blink- is it true? That ya saw Spider walking?

(pretend this is from @askkspotconlon)

yeah, he ain't dead. and you two better not try that again, I ain't gonna be able to bail ya out of real jail okay?

[askkspotconlon]

How the hell did he... Oh, Jesus Christ. You're sure it was him?

@ask-race?

[askkidblink]

100% sure, Davey was with me, he'll back me up. He was clearly in pain but he's very alive.

Go ask Dave, he'll confirm.

[askkidblink]

Ey- Blink- is it true? That ya saw Spider walking?

(pretend this is from @askkspotconlon)

yeah, he ain't dead. and you two better not try that again, I ain't gonna be able to bail ya out of real jail okay?

[ashloveslucas]

Davey: Let me tell you, jail is NOT fun.

Jack: wait- dAvEY YOU'VE BEEN TO JAIL?!

Davey: [looking out, dramatically, into the distance] once, in Monopoly..

[ask-race]

@askdaveyj .

IN MONOPLOLY?

[askdaveyj]

As of one month ago, real life.

[ask-race]

well…i’s got good news for you!

we exterminated the spider problem

[askdaveyj]

Did you kill a man????

[ask-race]

…well, he was a horrible person anyways

[askkidblink]

He ain't dead Race, I saw him walk down the street less than a minute ago. Who did you try to wack?

[ask-race]

you’re hallucinating then. bc he wasn’t breathing.

ask spot.

[askkidblink]

Ya do realize murder is illegal and you'll be arrested right. I ain't covering your tracks because you were sloppy.

[ask-race]

…Better be arrested an’ go to somewhere else that ain’t the Refuge than go to the Refuge.

[askkidblink]

Jail is WORSE than the damn refuge, Race. By a long shot.

[ask-race]

Can’t think of anythin’ else worse than the Refuge besides goin’ back to me folks.

And nothin’ can be worse than that.

[askkidblink]

Race. Trust me when I tell you that actual prison is a lot worse than the refuge AND your folks. You better hope he ain't dead or you're never seeing Jack or the rest of us again. Prisons don't let kids visit but they'll sure as hell lock you up if you done something bad enough.

[ashloveslucas]

Davey: Let me tell you, jail is NOT fun.

Jack: wait- dAvEY YOU'VE BEEN TO JAIL?!

Davey: [looking out, dramatically, into the distance] once, in Monopoly..

[ask-race]

@askdaveyj .

IN MONOPLOLY?

[askdaveyj]

As of one month ago, real life.

[ask-race]

well…i’s got good news for you!

we exterminated the spider problem

[askdaveyj]

Did you kill a man????

[ask-race]

…well, he was a horrible person anyways

[askkidblink]

He ain't dead Race, I saw him walk down the street less than a minute ago. Who did you try to wack?

[ask-race]

you’re hallucinating then. bc he wasn’t breathing.

ask spot.

[askkidblink]

Ya do realize murder is illegal and you'll be arrested right. I ain't covering your tracks because you were sloppy.

[ask-race]

…Better be arrested an’ go to somewhere else that ain’t the Refuge than go to the Refuge.

[askkidblink]

Jail is WORSE than the damn refuge, Race. By a long shot.

[ashloveslucas]

Davey: Let me tell you, jail is NOT fun.

Jack: wait- dAvEY YOU'VE BEEN TO JAIL?!

Davey: [looking out, dramatically, into the distance] once, in Monopoly..

[ask-race]

@askdaveyj .

IN MONOPLOLY?

[askdaveyj]

As of one month ago, real life.

[ask-race]

well…i’s got good news for you!

we exterminated the spider problem

[askdaveyj]

Did you kill a man????

[ask-race]

…well, he was a horrible person anyways

[askkidblink]

He ain't dead Race, I saw him walk down the street less than a minute ago. Who did you try to wack?

[ask-race]

you’re hallucinating then. bc he wasn’t breathing.

ask spot.

[askkidblink]

Ya do realize murder is illegal and you'll be arrested right. I ain't covering your tracks because you were sloppy.

[ashloveslucas]

Davey: Let me tell you, jail is NOT fun.

Jack: wait- dAvEY YOU'VE BEEN TO JAIL?!

Davey: [looking out, dramatically, into the distance] once, in Monopoly..

[ask-race]

@askdaveyj .

IN MONOPLOLY?

[askdaveyj]

As of one month ago, real life.

[ask-race]

well…i’s got good news for you!

we exterminated the spider problem

[askdaveyj]

Did you kill a man????

[ask-race]

…well, he was a horrible person anyways

[askkidblink]

He ain't dead Race, I saw him walk down the street less than a minute ago. Who did you try to wack?

[residentoddity]

i showed my friends 5yo sister this picture and asked her to name him, she said “Jolly Rancher”

[ask-race]

@askkidblink hehe jolly rancher

[askkidblink]

..alright

[askkidblink]

(pretend this is anonymous)

How do you feel about Spot?

He's fine, we get along for the most part. Taught him how to properly break someone's knees with his cane yesterday, good times.

[askkspotconlon]

Good times indeed.

[askkidblink]

Hell yeah.

[askkidblink]

(pretend this is anonymous)

How do you feel about Spot?

He's fine, we get along for the most part. Taught him how to properly break someone's knees with his cane yesterday, good times.