DAVE: as sucky as this is i do not think that outcome would turn out good
DAVE: plus last i checked committing homicide is a pretty noticeable thing and i just want to lie low on my first day
DAVE: and every day after that for that matter!

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@askknightofbreath
DAVE: as sucky as this is i do not think that outcome would turn out good
DAVE: plus last i checked committing homicide is a pretty noticeable thing and i just want to lie low on my first day
DAVE: and every day after that for that matter!
Putting the event on hold for this weekend because I have to go out of town.
Your name is DAVE EGBERT, and you are nervous as hell. It’s your first day at the cruel and unusual punishment called high school. Your bro decided mid-school year that it was about time you weren’t homeschooled anymore, so now you’re enrolled at the local high school that you know next to nothing about. Though you’re glad that you’ll be going to school with your friends, that doesn’t make it any less terrifying. You’re not even sure what you’re supposed to do!
You really should figure that out.
==> Dave: Do something.
(( this is part of @ask-jadestrider‘s event ))
Modern Highschool Event!
Hi! Mun here, and I wanted to tell all of you guys, that me and @askknightofbreath are hosting a “modern highschool” event!
If you want to join, please message me! :00
(homestuck au/cannon ask blogs only please!)
Whoops, sorry for not updating in a while. Busy life, y’know? But I’ll try to post more often in the future. And I’ll be kicking off my return with an event!
I’m very sorry about the lack of updates over the past two weeks or so. I had some pretty important school things (exams are a bitch). Not only that, but my mental health basically went to hell in a handbasket and I felt terrible for the majority of that time. I’m still not feeling all that great, but I’ll try to get back into posting more frequently!!
its bad enough theres one dave, but theres two now? is the time of judgement finally upon us
@ask-jadestrider
DAVE: there is something off about him. i am not going two trust dave dos
DAVE: get the pun? *finger guns*
DAVE: and i am so getting you back for that “bad enough theres one dave” comment. prepare to get pranked
DAVE: now that there are two of me you will be dealing with
DAVE: double trouble B)
DAVE: how could you stand to taco bout burritos like they are a good thing!?
DAVE2: because they ARE! tacos are the worst
DAVE: you are literally an exact copy of me. you shouldn’t like burritos!
DAVE2: (now i just want to kill him even more!! not liking burritos... that is absurd)
Double Trouble: Muse has an exact copy of themself to deal with. Only the copy secretly wants to kill them.
That’s Not Punny: Muse feels inclined to make a pun about almost everything.
Both of these m!a’s will last until January 10th. Let the craziness begin.
Double trouble
Double Trouble: Muse has an exact copy of themself to deal with. Only the copy secretly wants to kill them.
This will last as long as the pun m!a, so they both will last until Sunday, January 10th. This will be... interesting.
thats not punny :3
That’s Not Punny: Muse feels inclined to make a pun about almost everything.
Because no time was specified, I’ll say this lasts for a week!!
(I’m so glad someone chose this one)
M!A List (compiled from many other lists)
There are plenty of Magic Anon lists going around, but I decided to make my own anyway. None of these are mine, I just put them together. Fun, cool, and non-sexual M!As for everyone.
Hate: For 6 hours, your muse will do nothing but spout hateful comments to everyone. Whether they liked them originally or not.
Doctor Who: Muse has just come across a vacant blue box that’s bigger on the inside and look! There’s directions on how to work this “TARDIS.” They’ve decided to give it a try, but they have to take someone (anyone who replies to the open). The TARDIS stays in their possession for three days.
Trading Places: Mun and Muse(s) swap roles for (Anon decides)
A Change of Heart: Muse turns into an evil version of him/herself for (Anon decides) (If Muse is already evil, Muse turns nice.)
Not Yourself: Muse has the personality of a character of anon's choice.
Double Trouble: Muse has an exact copy of themself to deal with. Only the copy secretly wants to kill them.
Babysit: Muse has to take care of a child. Lasts a day.
That’s Not Punny: Muse feels inclined to make a pun about almost everything.
Dory: Muse has short term memory loss for (anon specifies time)
Sufferin' Succotash!: Muse develops a lisp.
Freeze!: Muse freezes up for a few seconds whenever a certain word is said. Anon may choose the word.
Happy Days: Muse is forced to keep a permanent smile.
Shut the Blinds: Muse becomes allergic to the sun.
Spirit Animal: Muse is turned into an animal (Anon decides what) for 12 hours.
Fear in Your Eyes: Muse is deathly afraid of _______ (Anon specifies fear). Lasts 12 hours.
Say You'll Haunt Me: Muse is a ghost, whom can only be seen if they want to be. Lasts 24 hours.
Pure: Sex? What’s that? Muse suddenly has the mentality of a three year old, and can’t understand anything ‘adult’. Anon decides the duration.
Silence: Muse cannot speak, lasts for a day
Noise: Muse will say everything they think, lasts for a day
Aimless: Muse is drunk/disoriented/easily confused for - Anon decides
Aglet: The muse will spew little-known facts for ___.
Wings:You can fly! Muse sprouts wings for up to a maximum of two weeks. Anon gets to choose how big they are( chicken wings anyone?)
Secret: Muse cannot speak the truth for 24 hours, thinking they'll let slip an important secret! Hide the documents!
Memory: Dude where's my....who am I again? Muse loses their memory and can't remember anything at all. Anon decides the duration.
Bed: Muse now has narcolepsy and falls asleep at random for three days.
Paranoia: Muse becomes extremely paranoid about (Anon specifies what and for how long)
Hallucination: Muse sees things for (Anon decides)
I Crush Everything: Muse has super strength, but can’t control it and ends up breaking things for (anon decides).
Dare You to Move: Muse lies on the ground and has no desire to get up and do anything for 24 hours, or until somebody convinces them to get up.
This Means War: For the next _______, your muse is easily offended by anything someone says to them.
Switch: Muse has to switch bodies with (Anon decides, but muns have to agree) for (Anon decides how long)
Everybody Wants To Be A Cat: Your muse is a fancy feline for 4 hours.
E4 Dave Egbert?
E4 Dave Egbert!
Calm those eyebrows
@askknightofbreath
they simply cannot be calmed
TG: tavros got me the jacket for christmas
TG: but there are tons of other movies i love besides ghostbusters (as great as that one is)
TG: ever heard of matthew mcconaughey? his movies are awesome
)(ere you go, nerd!
TG: thanks tav
TG: this is so cool!
Like this to receive a Christmas gift from Tavros!
Canon/Au HS askblogs only please!
just wanted to do this for @askknightofbreath its a Dave Egbert